Idk why I feel the need to post about this, but Disney turned Frozen into a stage musical, gave Elsa two new songs, and they’re amazing. One of them (“Dangerous to Dream”) is heartbreaking and pretty, and the other (“Monster”) positively FUCKS.

The Aer Lingus College Football Classic was cursed this year. 🍀😱 • Iowa State opts out of a bowl • K-State opts out of a bowl • The Irish opt out of a bowl

Now THAT is a quarter 🤌🏻

I will never be over this. 🤣

I am now 3-1 watching the Packers in person. 😋🧀

The call? Answered. 📞

OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS

📍1265 Lombardi Avenue

BEEP BEEP, BITCHES, WE’RE HEADED TO MOTOR CITYYYY

A table, divided. Hello from Green Bay!

Welcome to Selection Sunday. We know nothing.

Seeing Jim Phillips and that trophy is still so WEIRD

Have some mayhem. As a treat for getting through 2025.

EXCELLENT DAY FOR MY FELLOW CHAOS LOVERS

Today, we are all Indiana.

GOOD MORNING I GO TO GREEN BAY TOMORROWWWWWWWWW

I low-key respect how Weird Al has stopped releasing new albums and is content to be just this weird little guy on the internet.

I’m not a fan of generative AI, but I think it might be the solution to all the college football playoff selection nonsense. Take the branding and bias out. Let the computers sort it.

Myself and a handful of colleagues just got an email asking for volunteers to present at a town hall. The presentation would be on the activities for a committee I AM NOT ON. How do I write back, “Bitch, what?” but professional-like?

Imagine waking up from a coma and seeing this.

This man speaks for me.

Illini Boyfriend texted “ILL-INI” to my double-Northwestern alumna mother. ‘Cats by a million.

BUMP

So is a snowplow coming out at halftime like a Zamboni?

With all this ground game, this is gonna be over in 90 minutes.

As God intended 💜🤍🎩

WE CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE

OHHHH FOURTH AND FIVE???? LOLLLLL

I am under the weather. But not as much as the Illini are about to be. Snow game. Go ‘Cats. HAT.

Illini Boyfriend said we might split TV time between NU @ Illinois and the Iron Bowl. I told him he’s scared.

The Washington marching band is playing Justin Timberlake’s LoveStoned, and I respect the fuuuuuck outta that. (Those 19 year-old kids have probably never heard that song. 😂)

You know you’re an actor when you can name four Santas off the top of your head. 🎅

I am sick today. I can only hope that the Wildcats are siphoning my life-force to win today’s game. They can have it. Go ‘Cats.

This is gonna sound privileged (and it is), but getting childcare the day after a major holiday to recuperate was a 10/10 parenting decision.

Lions-Packers: the frantically preparing dishes and ruining your appetite with snacks window Cowboys-Chiefs: the dinner window Bengals-Ravens: the dessert window Northwestern Basketball At The United Center: the polishing off the booze and talking shit about the most annoying cousins window

Yoooo the courtside ad for Dude Wipes??? “We’re also looking forward to the leftovers.”????? EEEEWWWWW 🤮

Y’allllll I’ve been a Packers fan nearly 30 years…that wasn’t a touchdown 🙈

Penn State living the 2023 Northwestern Experience, I see

I’m seeing most projection have Northwestern at the Rate Bowl 12/26. One or two of these projections have us vs. Kansas State in that game. Please, God, no. Not because I’m afraid, but because there’s only room for ONE purple wildcats with a mascot named Willie in this town.

I posted this before the game was over and then left the house with the ‘Cats up by 12 with less than 5 minutes to go. South Carolina then tied the game. Should they have completed the comeback, I would have 100% blamed myself for losing us this game. 😅😬

I just hate that there can only be one Heisman winner in a world where both Mendoza and Pavia exist.

The explanation is simple: You simply cannot stop Northwestern athletics this fine weekend. Blessed Thanksgiving to y’all. 🦃

HEY NCAA FIELD HOCKEY: UNSEED THIS. BITCH. 🔙2️⃣🔙🏑💜

These stats are hilarious.

I hope the NU coaching staff is watching this Illinois @ Wisconsin tape…👀

Drew Stevens continues to ruin my life.

Penn State. Nebraska. BATTLE OF THR BACKUPS

I did a little dancing around at this game.