Thought this was a washing machine for a hot second.

Been a minute since my friends & I met up for Bite Club! Our theme was colorful. - Fakhfakhina, an Egyptian fruit drink/salad - Turmeric lime chicken, warm German purple potato salad, spinach gnocchi w/ red cabbage pesto - Matcha melt away cookies with strawberry buttercream, sriracha swirl cookie

Sometimes, you learn something you know you’ll never forget. Like Mulkey’s middle name.

BLESSED BE.

Cedar at maybe the cutest he’s ever been. But in reality, he was begging for even just a nibble of some strawberries.

I beg your finest pardon. #JusticeforGrace

Win this shit for Andy, Pistons

On a day that can be so tough, I am lucky that @bnordstrom13.bsky.social and his sister colluded to get me flowers on the first #MothersDay without my mom.

Cade Cunningham is driving this car all over the road lollll

Get it together, Cade.

GVS checking in for Seattle for the first time! #MSU

Timeline cleanse. Get it babies!

GVS IS THAT GIRL!!

The other place says Theryn Hallock back for another year for MSU WBB. I AM THRILLED

Noooooo

We can make weird Burger King ads now? Sweet @sickoscommittee.org pixelframe.design/burger-king-...

ATL truly stands for all time low tonight.

The fact that I am now required to send text with any post I share via DM on #Bluesky sucks. Let me send something funny in peace.

PUNTER U

Doing my duty! 🫡 $67.70 (plus fees) in honor of the absolute machine Coen Carr going 67-70 in dunks this collegiate season. #GoGreen #Flight55 #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com

That's two instances of world-altering mike touching in one 24-hour period ... that we KNOW about

Whenever Anton gets a block next season

This sucks. So close to keeping everyone, too.

We’ve got Michigan State Marching Band ON THE BOARD

The full image (and some bonus) to celebrate MSU bringing home both the Mixed and Women’s nattys

DODGEBALL SCHOOL

I was searching for a list of #WNBA player birthdays, and I was served this wildly unhelpful (and disrespectful to A’ja) response:

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children https://theonion.com/lebron-clarifies-which-teammates-are-are-not-his-children/

Last night, I dreamt that I was learning about wealthy benefactors who had donated to keep a university open. First guy named was Frederik Meijer (you can take a girl out of Michigan…) Second was a guy named Tony Soup.

Michigan State's Grace VanSlooten selected by Storm in WNBA draft www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...

GRACE VANSLOOTEN OFFICIALLY IN THE W! LETS GOOOOOO And she gets to stay in green! #MSU #WNBADraft

I hope Rori Harmon can feel how much everyone wants success for her.

CLAIRVOYANT

Starting back up with the commish at the 33rd pick is a choice. #WNBADraft

So Cathy or her deputy just don't even bother to come out to announce picks anymore? What are we doing here, ESPN

Holly Reaux #WNBADraft

Washington Mystics, Oops All Bigs. #WNBADraft

YOU GET A BRUIN! YOU GET A BRUIN! AND YOU GET A BRUIN! #WNBADraft

Good for Jaquez! #WNBADraft

Average age of the Washington Mystics plummeting year over year. #WNBADraft

Who needs a true PG? Not Dallas! #WNBADraft

Hope the #WNBADraft isn’t another infographic…

There is a non-zero chance Michaela Oyenwere will become teammates with one of the players she just coached on the NCAA Champion UCLA Bruins! #WNBA #WCBB

Now watching an appropriate amount of golf - only the last three holes of the Masters.

YOU can't pour from an empty cup. I'm different

I will say, delaying a trip to the gym to watch #ArtemisII was the right choice. That said, a 10pm start is tough.