when the federal government occupies my city, i sit my ass down and VOTE

damn isn't it fucking exhausting being mad at other trans women online for being slightly cringe

this one really resonated with me

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

my pussy from the bronx

look buddy, i don't mind humor, but you just don't mess with the inviolable structure of the Unix file system. have an even sharper retort, and you'll get it as soon as i figure out if it's in /usr or /usr/local ...

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

the only problem with a t4t lesbian firing squad is that i came here to die and these dykes are all shooting blanks

every night i turn off my PC, take the two sticks of DDR5 RAM, and seal them in concrete in my basement like john wick

"FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" womb tattoo

as a lesbian I'm not into anime girls because I'm into things that look and act like women

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Not being jealous is cool because if someone tells me my girlfriend is cute or hot I get to monologue to them for an hour about my favourite topic, all of the other ways she's attractive and cool and loveable

balls

Need a zero gravity fuckpile

the birthrate discussion I think always circles around a core reality that nobody really wants to talk about, which is that - when living in a stable society that does not rely on your family needing more children for support - most people don’t want many kids and no incentives will change that

To ${girl} or current resident, I've sent you an otherwise empty envelope with what looks and smells like a spoonful of poolwater in it, but be not deceived. That is my precious pregnancy splash. Please ingest it in your "taco town" to create more white angels for me to own. Lovingly yours, E— M—

When you become a lesbian you think it’ll be all “lesbian sex” and “four hour conversations about feelings.” But, in reality it’s being waken up to 20 consecutive puns hurtled at my barely cognizant mind.

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

little kisses on the neck would fix me, gn

I hope the six figure checks inked in the blood of my siblings help pay for a good therapist

cis people love to come up with convoluted ways to say “i know you’re a tranny”

let it hang sister

she do a lil trollin'

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

discord is secretly adding invisible accounts to your servers that will suck and fuck your members!! make sure to ban them from their account IDs because they're invisible to prevent your server from getting the suck and fuck of a lifetime

ME: I can't believe after one night together I'm already in love with you. BLADE: I told you before, vampire hunters can't be tied down. You humies are all the same. (sunglasses on) But you *were* the most adventurous lover I've ever taken. ME: My history leads me to take higher sexual risks, Blade.

durin, mining: I sure hope I don't find durin's bane down here

CIVIL WAR ISNT ALLOWED UNTIL AFTER I GET MY PUSSY

[sore and covered in grease from a job that should've taken literally zero effort] who want me

we had to fire ANOTHER cough syrup sommelier. yeah, for the same reason

Fired from the dicksucking factory over "culture fit."

girl this is the tranny site we all can recite incase works by memory

PANIC SELL EVERYTHING THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY

THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY WITHDRAWAL EVERYTHING NOW

you need to pop your pussy so it doesn't atrophy

hey baby I need like 500 gyoza. does that work for you

Nice testosterone, man. Who gave it to you?? Your balls? Lol. Lmfao.

i usually just post my cock and balls in doxxing-gen and challenge people to id me based off of them

this is where i post from btw

You're in her DMs. I'm posting dick. We are not the same

"This is Trans Girl, we got her design off a wojak. Her power is she looks like a cute girl but has a biological advantage allowing her to beat you in physical contests, & her first issue ends with her kissing a 16-Y/O & telling them to look her up when they're legal". Did the Daily Wire write this

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

cock deglover

germans are actually totally right in smashing a bunch of words together and we should do it more. i should be able to say this like "X, the autopedofascist app" and it's understood & not taken as weird

Hey, artist! Quote with your red art 🩸

she didnt even ask me to tell a joke bro. I just told told her I was goofy and she let me hit.

trying to get into a democratic party leadership mindset by waking up at 5am, staring directly into a strobe light for 13 hours, and getting $748,450,331 in campaign donations from Israel and Microsoft

I appreciate the shout-out! Some may know me as a balding, muttering pervert, but I'd prefer to be known as a Soundcloud musician with 134 followers.