i cannot handle canadian wildfire smoke and the threat of diarrhea lettuce at the same time

being nice isn’t flirting, it’s actually super normal to care about the people in your life even if your relationship is platonic!!

a fart is a bad thought leaving the body

good morning!!!

in the words of jimmy neutron: gotta blast!! (get high after work)

I won a bunch of games at the arcade, got a massive amount of tickets, and then decided to buy as many stuff animals as I could and give it out to every kid I saw. Ended up getting about 15 so hopefully that’s 15 kids who are now having a good day!

forcing myself to act normally when there is free food at the event

what do you call a woman who is anti abortion? miss conception

getting paid to play arcade games today!! love a good employee appreciation day 😇

Me, after being informed: this sucks

a glory hole for breakfast burritos

please do not speak to me or my son ever again

respect your elders (trees)

Decline / Accept

popping bottles (evian)

Is the sun real or fake? This is your daily reminder to check! @skylerhigley.bsky.social

oh it's non-binary awareness week BEWARE NON-BINARY PEOPLE ARE AMONGST YOU YOU MIGHT EVEN BE ONE

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

The feminine urge to tell a man that you’re attracted to that you’re going to get him pregnant

love it when bad things happen to bad people, gimme more of that

not the dinosaur man!!!! 😭😭😭😭

good morning!!!

when you sneeze you should fire quills like a porcupine

did anyone do this yet

i accomplished nothing this weekend mission accomplished

wow in such a good mood right now 🥳

Lindsay and Mitch, sitting in hell K-i-s-s-i-n-g

[pounding on the table] HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK!

just woke up, unlike lindsey graham

microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose

reaper snags all three of them by sunset ❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast

Siri, punish the wicked men

love when horrible people die, big fan

“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue

LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD

iiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna fly

cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever

good morning ❤️ I am so glad it’s the weekend!! I can’t wait to play witcher 3 today and catch up on sleep. hope you all have a great day 🎉

sorry for being so overly enthusiastic when you asked if I had any regrets

Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest!

my body count? two ur mom n ur dad

you found love in a hopeless place? in this economy??

for the lady: Azuala, the sword of a thousand souls, forged in the fires of the damned and for the gentleman, a couple goldfish crackers enjoy!

just a reminder that you hold value just in your existence. you are allowed to take space. you are allowed to belong. you are allowed to give and to experience love with no stipulations. your beauty shines from your soul and others will take notice.

babe what’s wrong you didn’t respond when i sent you the link for the twilight freezer dildo

LOGGING ON

bisexual? more like all bi myself.

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