Hey while you chug-a-lug you incompetent asshat Guthrie is still missing.

As the image shows, and it's been fact-checked, ‘First royal to be held since Charles 1, 1647’

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1805

The plot of A View to a Kill has Bond trying to stop Christopher Walken from destroying Silicon Valley and let me just say HOLD UP JAMES LET THE MAN COOK

I don't trust that dressing, there's no way there are 1000 islands

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Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha

by a show of hands who has completely stopped giving hi-fives

Modern day Sisyphus would have to help his dad uninstall a computer virus over the phone for eternity

"You now live in a country where volunteers deliver babies at home, in secret, off the books, because mothers fear that if they go to the hospital, they will be abducted by masked, armed agents of the state while giving birth. This is not a hypothetical."

So we all agree that Ghislane Maxwell got swapped out when they changed her prisons, right? I mean clearly the woman in prison isn’t her. #EpsteinFiles

I still don't understand how this isn't the headline everywhere. If Biden or Obama said the words, "I'm allowed to destroy the country" Fox News would be giving tips on where to buy pitchforks and torches.

Honestly, what has happened to our media in the past couple decades, nothing scares me more than how useless the mainstream media has become

Go fuck yourself! Ask me how.

With knowledge of Nazi atrocities in mind, the home movies of Hitler & his friends at Berchtesgaden provide a valuable lesson. Watch Hitler laughing, playing with kids and dogs. Look how normal everyone seems, as they are perpetuating some of the most horrific crimes against humanity in history.

Reviewing the Winter Olympic Games' medal table, I see that Antarctica is (once again!) embarrassing itself.

Growing up, I remember how jarring it felt, even as a child, to land in Egypt and notice how often I'd be bombarded with Mubarak's likeness in public spaces--on banners, on street signs, in every police and government office (including offices depicted on television series!).

I'd bond with friends going home to Syria, Libya, Russia, and other dictator-led destinations as they shared similar reactions. Much more than a symbol of narcissism, Trump's banners--first on Labor and now on Justice--should terrify us because of the examples he is emulating.

Really tough day for people named Andrew Windsor Mountbatten

Really tough day for people named Andrew Windsor Mountbatten

When my brother won’t let me be a pedophile even though mum said he had to

Hot take: AI as a coding assistant seems like it has value…to people who are already good coders and those people are insistently ignoring the absolute shit that the rest of AI does

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

The technical meteorological term for right now in northern Minnesota is “windy AF.”

To *me* this feels like Colbert is getting sick of this "playing out the string" thing that he's been doing. Like he's booked a European river cruise for March and he's ready to be out the door. Because he can say he doesn't want an adversarial relationship with CBS, but… I'll call bullshit on THAT.

NO KINGS DAY PROTEST SATURDAY, MARCH 28. Go to Indivisible.org. for more information. We need everybody out there!

it’s breathtaking to see how this country is in decline by every possible metric

Interesting. That pathologist is a great big "liar for hire". I've edited many a true crime ep where he's hired by the defense or prosecution and his "scientific opinions" are sus AF

Do you clack tongs together 2-3 times when you pick them before you use them? Or are you a psychopath?

At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Every story is people who voted for the guy who said "I want to deport everyone" being shocked to learn that the guy whom they voted for wants to deport everyone. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

JFC was our entire planet run by Epstein & Maxwell for fuck’s sake?

To the surprise of LITERALLY NO ONE

YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Don’t hear that much about Retsyn anymore. Felt like it was gonna be a bigger deal.

For no particular reason other than “I want to”, I’ve decided to marathon every movie Michael Keaton has ever been in. Some will be rewatches, some first viewings. It’ll be 56 movies (and 2 miniseries) in total. Starting with… Keaton Fest 2026: #1

So some dumbass kid decided he was going to protest IN FAVOUR of ICE and this other kid just rocked up said "I AM going to punch you." What then happened was the dumbass said "You'll get in trouble" and the anti-ICE kid just gave the chillest "OK" before decking him full on while chadfacing.

My college's intramural flag football teams were composed of fraternities but anyone could form a team. There was one awful team composed of stoners and rebels that called themselves Off Again. I didn't quite get it until I saw the weekly student paper with headlines like "The SAEs Beat Off Again."

Does Rage Against The Machine know the Dow hit 50,000?

Does Rage Against The Machine know the Dow hit 50,000?

this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.

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