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Just read an article about all of our oligarchs and their increasing obsession with transhumanism. Is this the ātrans for everybodyā thing that Trump was bleating about in all those rallies? Because this one Iām not too keen on to be honest
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Noelle
about 1 year ago
Might save a life.
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Do the French have a word about being physically intimate with someone and then afterward going to the bathroom only to be horrified by turning on the light and coming face-to-face with a blotchy, pink corpse in the mirror? Hate that.
9 days ago
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The first thing Iād learn as medical examiner is how to identify icicle stab wounds. None of that locked-room-puddle bullshit on my watch.
14 days ago
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Dear restaurants, However you decide to cook that bacon will be fine with me
14 days ago
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The pandemic changed a lot of things, but I do like the fact that we all came together and agreed that pharmacy workers should get to have lunch.
25 days ago
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Justā¦
28 days ago
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Iāve decided that I donāt like David Attenborough. EVERYBODY loves the man, so someone has to step up and keep him in check. That and Iām jealous.
28 days ago
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āItās got the crunch with the punch..ā
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30 days ago
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Iām starting to think that I might have an attention-span issue. It will feel so good to finally come out to my friends and family who will no doubt be shocked
about 1 month ago
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I DO NOT LIKE being of an age where getting laid is viewed as "cute."
about 1 month ago
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For the love of little baby Jesus, an immigrant CANNOT take your job. They can, however, be given your job by your very American employer. Get mad at the people making those decisions, not the people simply accepting job offers
about 1 month ago
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I wish that Trump would post something shitty about me online. I would use it in place of a resume
about 1 month ago
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Every election cycle the House of Representatives must be rearranged to preserve the isle between parties
about 1 month ago
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If youāre reading this, donāt be reading this. Also, I love you.
about 2 months ago
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Yes, I know Iām uncultured, but $.25 instant ramen is all Iāve ever had. I was excited to try fresh ramen. It was identical to instant but with a bit of pork and an egg. Is that to be expected?
about 2 months ago
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Won't make it through another entire lap of Star Trek Enterprise, but I made it far enough to see one of my favorite bits of ST history.
#StarTrek
#StarTrekEnterprise
about 2 months ago
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I misread ābluebellsā
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about 2 months ago
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The restaurant chain Bibibop is to Korean food what Chipotleās is to Korean food
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about 2 months ago
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I know it's old. Do not care.
about 2 months ago
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Hooray! Taco tacoād!
about 2 months ago
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This is great news seeing as how I eat 110 pieces of burnt toast every single day
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Scientists develop gene-edited wheat that can make toasted bread less carcinogenic
Bread and biscuits made from Crispr-edited wheat showed substantially reduced acrylamide levels
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/07/crispr-gene-edited-wheat-toasted-bread-less-carcinogenic-acrylamide?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
2 months ago
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Literally. It was literally her first guess.
2 months ago
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The Apollo mission team carefully calculated the launch time so they could land during a full moon so it wouldnāt be too dark to go out
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United Humanists
2 months ago
This šÆ
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Very minor point. You want to *send* them to the Stone Age, not bring them. Especially since being in the Stone Age ourselves would hamper our capacity for time travel
2 months ago
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The one thing never credited to air travel is the laying bare of the knowledge that every major city has its own smell
2 months ago
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If you or someone you know are experiencing a fried rice crisis, help is available. Together we can end the cycle of eating entirely too much fried rice, REALLY regretting it, then getting more fried rice the next day anyway.
2 months ago
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Cthulhu lookin snatched
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2 months ago
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If youāre going to post to complain about the new Harry Potter series please take a moment to spell out the whole name. I keep clicking on shit to see whoās outraged about Hewlett Packard being transphobic. Iām not saying they are or not. Itās just confusing is all
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Telephone Friend
2 months ago
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
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Name an album youāve heard in cassette
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2 months ago
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Iām going to order a big roll of those labels and have the best summer of my life
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2 months ago
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Shit. After decades of snickering at Randy people (fans of Ayn Rand) groaning about how giving everybody a trophy is undermining societyā¦
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US House speaker gives Trump so-called āAmerica Firstā award amid global chaos
Critics mock Mike Johnson and Republicans for presenting the president with the newly concocted award
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-mike-johnson-america-first-award?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
2 months ago
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Now that I think about it, itās pretty ingenious. We will destroy the intelligence apparatus of our enemies through attrition.
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2 months ago
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Just saw "Roger Waters: This is not a Drill." Didnāt like it. I didnāt care for all the singing and I really miss Divine
2 months ago
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Reposting hoping that ANYONE ELSE goes in to this imagining a bizarre IRL experience before figuring out itās about social. Thank you, Norm for reminding me that Iām just really, terribly old.
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3 months ago
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All we have is each other. And I guess AWS.
3 months ago
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chuck š¦š
3 months ago
i donāt like this painting in my hotel
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TIL: Supreme Court Justice Alito was not the presiding judge in the OJ Simpson trial. That guy was named Lance Ito. Donāt act like you already knew.
#TIL
3 months ago
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Dear international news agencies, Please stop referring to MicheĆ”l Martin as ātaoiseachā until at least tomorrow. Iām too tired to learn a new word today.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective
3 months ago
Happy International Women's Day. š“
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LOVED the DelToro sexy Frankenstein movie. I did wonder how in all those corpses he couldnāt find a single intact face to use
3 months ago
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If you're elected to high office, do you have to fill out a job application before you start? Do they make special W2s for when you're paid out of the taxes that you're in the process of paying?
3 months ago
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Iām boycotting the SotU. I never planned to watch because it sounds boring as shit, but now itās because of my very high principles.
3 months ago
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Fazoliās is just an Olive Garden with even lower self esteem
3 months ago
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No one? No one is going to accuse this administration of taking enemies to court over ātrumped up charges?ā
3 months ago
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If you or anyone you ever met were sent back to the mid 19th century, any human you encountered would absolutely be able to beat your ass
4 months ago
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Itās the top of a strawberry muffin. It looks like cancer.
4 months ago
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Please bury me in a nice suit rather than filthy, tattered rags. That way when the zombie apocalypse comes everyone will just assume that Iām in charge.
4 months ago
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