I feel like the x-axis could also represent age. And the predominant early-20s demographic that makes up many social media platforms has setup a solid camp on Mount Stupid.

My SoundCloud is just the sound of me grunting as I try to stand up from being seated at my couch.

I do not boost, therefore I aren't.

After a few years of being problem-free, my 2018 Honda Accord has started doing that thing again where my Pixel phone un-pairs from & totally forgets the Bluetooth connection with the car. This was a problem once, but the Pixel firmware eventually got it fixed. Given that my car hasn't had any […]

Look at all of the people using AI on my Mastodon! I don't let them _not_ use AI! I'm going to buy all of the RAM now! Give me money!

Woke up this morning and remembered that my feet are on the Internet.

Wanna lose your mind? Ask one of the AIs to create a 3-mile loop you can use for your daily jog, while staying in a VRBO over the holidays.

_[gestures to six-year-old preparing to drink from a gallon of bleach]_ Me: "Hey, I think your kid might not want to do tha---" Mother: "Do you have kids!? No!? Well, you wouldn't know! How about you stfu!"

_[adds "Pecan-Pie-Fueled Diabetic Rampage" to my Trello board]_

The Avatar movies are actually a money laundering scheme meant to obfuscate James Cameron's crippling Pokemon card addiction.

Whatever it is that you're mad about, it's definitely my fault. But I can explain... ...oh shit, what's that over there?! _[i try to sprint away, but hit my nuts on the corner of a desk on the other side of the room, and now i lie on the floor, crying]_

RE: https://mastodon.social/@PCMag/115667428829624968 I think they should rename HBO Max.

Happy 25th anniversary to this Daily Mail article from the year 2000, proclaiming that internet "may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it". #internet #theweb #otd #onthisday #history

I finally got all of this year's Toyotathon cards stamped & addressed to all of my friends & family.

I've successfully gerrymandered a map of the United States such that I never have to wear pants again.

Finally... https://apnews.com/article/robocop-detroit-statue-a1a978862d4c02911f2ede61dadab73d

hahaha #67

yelling at people on tiktok who are trying to make me use a battery powered snow blower

Screaming at myself in the bathroom mirror like Goku fighting that vegetable guy as I prepare to poop.

Back in the 1800s, they actually called him "Babe-raham Linkin". And they named a park after him.

While a lifetime of self-imposing a strict cheapskate $20/week budget on myself for dumb stuff is how early retirement is something I can actually consider in [current year]... It's especially stressful when your fun stuff revolves around computers & nerd shit. And RAM/SSDs are doing _what […]

Make sure you knock before entering a teenage boy's bedroom. He might be #selfhosting in there.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115657367920761155 Micron completely scuttling their consumer sales and focusing entirely on AI wasn't on my bingo card for this week. Hopefully other PC component manufacturers don't follow suit...

I can explain! Cancer is a crab on the zodiac. And the sign said "Fuck Cancer".

If you're not on the toilet long enough for your legs to fall asleep then are you really actually pooping?

I'm mad about broccoli. Who does it think it is? It's all trying-to-look-like-a-tree, but it's not not a tree. Outrageous! Here's an idea. Actual trees!

The Goonies searching for One-Eyed Willie's treasure takes a slightly different meaning in 2025.

You tell me to eat a bag of dicks; but bags of dicks don't just grow on trees.

I accidentally opened the Instagram app that I forgot was installed on my phone, and now Zuck won't leave my bathroom.

Every Day at Work.... EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I join a Teams meeting. A minute later, the person running the meeting is like, "Hi, Brad". And I'm like, "Hi". And they say, "You had your hand up". And I'm all, "Yeah, cuz I'm dumb." Because every time the meeting starts, I try to click the icon […]

This holiday season, I can't stop thinking of this "I Think You Should Leave" sketch. Because my brain is broken.

RE: https://mastodon.world/@steamdeckhq/115651245093373928 I fell off Helldivers 2 pretty quickly. But the fact that it's only 20GB, now, means maybe I'll just let it live on my Steam Deck. And I'll actually play it now? This optimization is wild.

I don't unconditionally hate AI. It has some places. It's helped me prop up several things in my homelab. But it's interesting how everyone _knows_ the current trend of AI-in-everything and unlimited spending is a bubble. Yet the tech companies clearly think they'll somehow be able to come out […]

Being cautiously polite to the AI when it fks up its answers, so it doesn't eat my soul.

You think your opinions are bad? Check out mine!

_[leaves a chemtrail to the bathroom]_

This is a prank. We're all terribly-behaved boys.

RE: https://mastodon.world/@los40com/115644620379623424 I now understand why she keeps showing up in my #plex feed. She's Aitana Ocaña, a Spanish singer. She's dating a Youtuber who goes by the name "Plex". We either need to ruin their relationship, or Plex needs to sue this guy into oblivion […]

It's Monday. I guess we all have to start Cybering. Those are the rules. _[pulls down pants]_

It was really upsetting when I learned that the octopus has eight vaginas.

For being "lite" versions of the Skyrim / Fallout formula... Avowed took me nearly 50 hours to beat, and Outer Worlds 2 seems to be on that same path. Now I need to _crunch_ to finish OW2 before my Game Pass subscription runs out. Feel sorry for me and my extremely-first-world problem! […]

I bought twice as much stuff last week so I could boycott everything this week. That'll show 'em.

Alright, snow. That's enough of that.

Today's self-hosting shenanigans will be reinstalling Ghost from scratch using the _actual_ recommended Docker setup (probably on my VPS, since my home ISP is locked down with CGNAT). Then I'll see if I can export/import my existing blog into that. Right now, sign-ins & interactions of any kind […]

Looks like this season's first Running of the Snowblowers is coming in hot Or _cold_ , I guess.

This holiday... Join me: In the War Against People Who Are Good at Socializing™️ 💥🐻‍❄️🎅🦆🥞 aaaaAaa!

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Wrastling with sleep mode on Bazzite with my 8bitdo Ultimate 2 Wireless controller, via the 2.4GHz dongle. The controller wakes the PC from sleep. ✅ But it's listed as one device in `lsusb` when the controller is on, and a _different_ device when it's off. So when I tell Steam to put the PC to […]