Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Brad no likey all of the politics stuff on social media. But the unhinged politics-related AI videos on this particular TikTok account always make me giggle like I'm 12 again.

Cheesy Gordita Brad?

HuntRx Brad?

You: "It's five o clock somewhere!" Me, A Verysmart Clock Expert: "Wrong, it's 11:07! That's not how time zones work! '

Wife's on a Zoom meeting. Time for some tactical toilet noises from the bathroom next to her office.

covertly befriending your dog

Don't you hate how everything is turning into a subscription service? Microsoft Office... Adobe Photoshop... Even the cruise control on your car... Join my Patreon, and for just $5 a month, you can hear me complain about this some more!

Not sure how much longer I can hold off on watching KPop Demon Hunters.

Hear me out.... A new ".fart" TLD.

I stick around here because this crowd definitely doesn't eat gluten. That means more food for me.

Corn maze, huh? _[I walk a straight line through the maze, disregarding any corn walls in my way]_ Where's my trophy?

It'd be cool if AI resulted in a massive glut of refurb HDDs hitting the market soon. Because, boy-howdy, did the price of those used datacenter HDDs from ServerPartDeals & GoHardDrive double in the last 18 months. #selfhosting #datahoarder #SelfHosting #plex #jellyfin

This is the thing that has pushed me over to the "capitalism is bad" camp.

I have the need... ...the need to destroy my body with fast food crimes against humanity.

"Farts."

Both teams lose. MLB brings back the Guardians instead

It's the 69th inning. The ump is calling Mariner pitches in the dirt strikes. Tigers, Ball 4 down the middle. Somehow it's still 2-2. #mlb #tigers #mariners

Absolute dogshit calls this inning. Will be an absolute miracle if the umps don't win it for Seattle. #mlb #tigers #mariners

Tigers Stranding. #mlb #tigers #marinaras

Sorry, I can't hang out. I have to eat these five pounds of pink Starbursts.

@RxBrad I got your phone number from the hackers... 867-5309

Fuck it, the hackers already have it a hundred times over. My Social Security Number is 420-67-6969.

Hey! Go listen to some metal covers of Castlevania music. You're welcome, jerkasses.

Alright, that's it. I'm cancelling everyone that isn't cancelling people that aren't cancelling people that aren't cancelling people that aren't cancelling people that aren't cancelling people that aren't cancelling people that aren't cancelling the 1997 port of the game War Gods on the […]

In my never-ending dumbass cycle of... * trying new Linux thing (e.g. CachyOS or Lutris) * complaining because it doesn't work the way I think it should * actually figuring it out and realizing it's pretty good ...I think I might wipe Bazzite off my gaming PC and install CachyOS […]

"Why are they already rebooting the Harry Potter movies?" I ask.. And then I realize that the first movie was 25 years ago, and I collapse into dust like that guy who drank from the wrong cup at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade...

Occasionally, when I flush my toilets lately, the water that fills up the reservoir tank has an oily residue floating on top. And it fizzes. Like Sprite. I have no idea what's going on. But I feel like that's not good. #diy #homeowner

I have joined the Skechers Slip-On Shoe Gang. Come listen to my tales of how much my joints ache. Hear my deafening grunts whenever I sit or stand.

The oak trees in my yard are dropping an insane number of acorns this year. The squirrels are massive and I fear for my safety.

What the name of the disorder where I _clearly_ don't like the new Baja Midnight at Taco Bell, but I still try it every single time I go?

These days, I'm mostly hootin' and not so much hollerin'.

I love y'all, but I had to turn off boosts on a few accounts. I'm gonna need a paycheck to put in the time to read all that.

Everyone needs to cancel Thursdays. I found a tweet from 2006 showing that fascists existed on multiple known Thursdays. Oh shit, now the Thursday Enthusiasts are cancelling me. How could this happen!?

It seems that having a "Classic Plan" on Humble Bundle doesn't actually get you anything anymore. Given that I only get 1 or 2 bundles a year at most, I guess it's time to cancel that. No sense in skipping every month (or potentially forgetting to skip). #pcgaming #humblebundle

What's the simplest useful thing I want on my desktop? A plain text area. Now that I made it, any other #kde user can have it, too! https://codeberg.org/dcz/kwlejka #linux #plasma #kdeplasma #freesoftware #desktop #clipboard #copypaste

The shitposters are scaring my dog.

I'm registered with the Doritos Locos party.

The shitposters are scaring my dog.

I like the term "trunk or treat" because it implies that some percentage of kids are getting tossed into trunks for daring to ask for candy.

"I don't get it." ~ me, standing in my front doorway in my underwear, looking out at the world

i keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and it never ends what's happening here

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

Those new notifications from BridgyFed about replies from unbridged accounts on other platforms are pretty nice. #bridgyfed

I've never gotten Lutris to successfully run a game. Ever. Add the Game Pass via BattleNet version of Avowed to the list... #lutris #linuxgaming #bazzite

Hey. So I installed Obsidian. #obsidian #selfhosting

I broke my ankle on an AstroTERF? (still workshopping this one.. come back in a couple years and I might have something funny here.)

🌠 On Mastodon, when nobody likes you, you can rest assured that it's because _you_ suck, and it's not the algorithm that sucks.

Sarah Silverman in Star Trek is weird. #startrek #voyager

Step 1) Wait for people to forget how to do _everything_ because they rely entirely on "free AI" for every facet of their lives. Step 2) Cut off the free supply. Monetize every. single. square. inch of AI. (I guess that's one way to solve the problem of AI being completely unprofitable... 😬) #ai