Mondays, amirite?

Sometimes it's nice having nothing at all to say.

Odd, how the UK can't seem to keep a Prime Minister—and we can't seem to get rid of a President.

The top 1% owns as much wealth as the entire middle class. That's not the America we're supposed to be. We need an economy that works for everyone, not just those already at the top.

Is it too hot in our casino?Just imagine how much hotter it will be in hell! Kidding, kidding… please don’t use this as motivation to get your life together.

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

Woo Hoo! Dave the Diver In the Jungle DLC out today! If anyone needs me, I'll be locked in my room for the rest of the week, devouring all the new content nom nom nom.

A great gift for the woman of your dreams is a stout broadsword

My dill plant is growing quite well this year.

settle down big fella. sounds like you need some tummy time

I know you’re all conspiring against me in your little group chats

I always chuckle when people use the word 'Muppet' as an insult, as if being compared to the Muppets wasn't one of the greatest honours in the history of everything.

well i also got a DM from kalshi if anyone cares

It’s about damn time I can wear a uniform befitting my massive ego. Onward!!! #StarTrekOnline

If history has taught us anything, it’s that I’m completely unfuckable.

Here’s a helpful tip. 😂 #book #reading

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

i’m old enough to remember when comic book supervillains were fictional

The word Billion is said so much that we are forgetting how big the number actually is

For the last time, the decorative water fountain in the lobby should NOT be used for bathing, body shaving, or reenacting famous naval battles.

Abraham Lincoln understood, perhaps better than anyone, how personal liberty and self-reliance are at the heart of the American experience. But he also knew there are certain things we can only do together. Read more in my essay for @inpursuitusa.bsky.social:

Prickly friends!

So... Let me get this straight... If we rabidly attack the Capitol Building in a violent Election denying fervor, we may be entitled to financial compensation? Tell me more. No, seriously... I could use the money. I'll poop on Nancy Pelosi's desk right now, if it pays well enough. Ka-CHING!

CBS meetings now

Moisturized, hydrated, in my lane and... er... well.. Hmm. I guess 3 out of 4 ain't bad?

what else should we be curlying. curly dogs. curly pizza. curly funnel cake

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

Some days she was upbeat and playful Callie, and on other days she was sad and melon Callie.

it's time

My favourite spears, ranked: 10. The Spear of Longinus 9. Wrigley’s spearmint gum 8. Spearville, Kansas 7. Spearman's rank correlation coefficient 6. asparagus 5. spearfishing 4. Britney 3. speartooth sharks 2. William Shakespeare 1. the Zulu Assegai

You're funny but not in a ha ha way. More like a hee-haw way.

I have been immersed in birding for the past 36 hours. I have not been obsessively checking on the state of *everything*, I have been solely focused on birds. When I am birding, everything else falls away. It is the only time I can achieve this level of focus, of being present. It is transcendent.

The way Democrats are forcing the Supreme Court to make blatantly partisan decisions is kind of brilliant. Forcing them to desperately rig jerrymandering in Republican favor, over & over. Repeated, obvious corruption in full public view. Everybody Knows. Everybody sees. Whether they want to or not.

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Which superhero makes the best soup and why?

Seems like the right time to get into inverted pentagram sales.

Make the long story short. I only have a half a cup of coffee

Void? Y E S F R I E N D Can you answer a question? Y E S What's the meaning of life? L O O K B E H I N D Y O U There's nothing there. Oh.

Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

Last night I made a Thai style cucumber tomato salad l, & sirloin & mushroom stir fry with spicy chili rice.

Welcome to Bluer Skies, Star Trek Online. May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBT7...

Children’s books are full of wonder, safety, belonging. #ReadThemHome initiative brings us together to take action for children, for people. To let kids be kids, to insist they have wonder, safety, belonging 💛📚🏡

“Have you tried the new..?” NOPE

Brilliant from Aisling Bea.

Adding “unfortunately” to Celine Dion’s hits: That’s the Way It Is, unfortunately. It’s All Coming Back to Me Now, unfortunately. My Heart Will Go On…unfortunately.

Am I doing this right?