Reading conservative news:

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

every time star fox comes up I think of the ending in Comand where Krystal betrays the team and changes her name to "Kursed"

6ix Se7en (1995)

i believe that harnessing solar energy is immoral. that energy does not belong to us, it belongs to the sun, and it's going to come back to get it when it consumes the earth in several billion years. don't take what isn't yours. you don't need lights at night if you just remember where everything is

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

I'm hardly a puritan, but if friends told me either of these stories above the age of about 22, I'd be urging them to get help for their drinking problem.

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I only just processed that Falco's last name indicates that his family is from Lombard. Just like Virgil. Is Star Fox an allegory?

nintendo announced, revealed and cemented the details of the starfox 64 remake in intervals too fast for the general populace to realise what was happening, in accordance with the Shock Therapy theories of post-soviet economic liberalisation, outlined in naomi klein's The Shock Doctrine

microsoft is the milford man in this trial. it gets funnier every time. www.theverge.com/tech/917225/...

The first ever offense dependent on wild pitches. This is why the league can't compete with the Dodgers. Innovation. Bleeding edge.

cutting edge offense, sorry your franchise could never

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Big Takesman accounts are doing hantavirus pronouncements and I wish someone would kill me. Read literally anything

always remember that sephiroth and chadley are brothers. its the key to everything

Odysseus was the world’s first special operator but a lot of you aren’t ready for that discussion

my contribution to @thriversidezine.bsky.social 🍉 #霧雨魔理沙 #touhou #東方Projectㅤㅤㅤㅤ

it’s so dumb when going in the sun immediately lifts my mood. what am i a damn lizard

Revolutionary Girl Utena is better than Disco Elysium.

rant that seemed to belong here

Like I think it's just okay to let kids enjoy stuff even if it's not the same stuff you enjoyed and you can also stop glamorizing your own past as well

I am once again tapping the "it is a genuine qualitative break from 99.9% of human history that society can now produce massive food surpluses with the labor only a tiny percent of the population and nobody has any idea how to grasp this" sign.

The grocery cycle

I really love that part of the massage when the therapist chokes you out with Enya playing in the background

Ok there's a lot of incorrect information going around on this, so I want to be clear that the problem with the Big 3 and EV's isn't that the Big 3 didn't want to make EV's. The problem, as with so many things, is Trump. I'm gonna do a little thread on this because people don't seem to be aware. 1/x

looks like the nba scheduled another game 7 tonight. i do not know why they ever do this. it doesn't take a math degree to realize that if a series lasts for seven games, one team will end up with fewer wins than the other. it's sloppy, it's asymmetrical, and it's a bad look for the league

Star Wars is actually an allegory for China under the Beiyang Government (real, verified, 100% facts, completely uncontroversial)

one of the best moments from this series (so far)

what are they hiding from us

this would fix the website

I used to be a proud member of OPEC. Now I'm leaving after years of bullying and harassment

opec alienated the united arab emirates with progressive issue positions on gender and race

In fact I think almost nobody in the continental United States should be allowed to drive ever again

some of you have some very weird parasocial relationships with the team of folks who built this site, which you use for free.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

well, glad we could clear that up. h/t @g026r.leftblank.org

#HatsuneMiku Too Much to Do

Me when a game’s luck based mechanic lets me win when I don’t deserve it: I am a master tactician adroitly assessing probabilities and adapting to the circumstances like Napoleon. Me when it happens to me: This game sucks and my opponent is a pedophile who worships Satan and has ugly socks.

Some incredible memeing happening over on reddit www.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk...

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

my identity is probably stolen and filed away in a database somewhere probably 30 times over, i'm glad at least one of them has a grainy picture of me hurriedly stuffing a reuben in my face and spilling mustard on my shirt before a concert. that's the real me among all the stolen data me's

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Out there you just see bumper magnets in the map shape and everything which is why I appreciate this

it's sad that prejudice blinds people to how bad driving isn't a matter of ethnicity, but of being from Maryland.