it is very funny to start tearing down your own house

Since every comedic actor of a certain age gets a documentary after they die now i think it's important we establish that the dan aykroyd one should be no shorter than 6 hours, one episode of which is entirely dedicated to his relationship to fairies and magic

they’re looking info about the paintings and you are complaining on social media about people being on their phones

If it wasn’t for SNAP (formerly known as food stamps) I wouldn’t be alive today. Most of my childhood it was the primary way my mom put food on the table. We still went hungry some days. I also used SNAP when I was homeless in 2019. Why have a government that won’t protect its most vulnerable?

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

happy sweater season

could do with a lot less open advocacy for ethnic cleansing in global politics tbh

First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.

It’d be so funny if he dies and the white house just looks like this from now on

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

next time someone starts talking like Sephiroth in your mentions, reply to everything with a thumbs up emoji. they get so pissy lol

I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page

all this hand-wringing over whether it's okay to cut off family over political differences okay well how about cutting off family for being callous mean selfish douchebags who suck to be around

locking in my Grammy predictions. I hope I’m wrong!

Good morning… if you are in snowhill and you need your clothes washed come through its on us

wife graciously allowed the kids to "help" her frost cookies, and from the next room i heard my kid ask "am I doing a good job?" followed by my wife sighing wearily and saying "you are all doing a medium job"

I’m sorry it’s so fucking funny to burn Donald Trump by telling him read One Hundred Years of Solitude

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.

look how cool my dad’s dog is

It’s really cool that whenever men start doing the stuff women have been asking them to do forever — reading feminist literature, being in touch with fashion, listening to “girl music” — they are immediately excoriated on social media, often by women!, for being big shitty predator fakers

The horrendous creature moved like Jagger

I believe it would be quite easy to get JD Vance to post "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

Not like Young Frankenstein lacks for appreciation, but: Mel Brooks directed the hell out of this. There are long takes in the opening act that are nearly Spielbergian. Brooks' scripts are full of great lines, of course, but he also knew how to tell a joke with a shot, a skill that's rare now.

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Polebridge, Montana, and the surrounding North Fork area only has around 100 full-time residents. On Saturday, the hamlet on the edge of Glacier National Park saw more than 60 people attend a No Kings Indivisible rally at the dirt road intersection.

I miss Bernie's talks with the country. This man could've been our president...

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

The antifa terrorist marxists are out

This is Queso

Here's the whole block list bsky.app/profile/did:...

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

Still think polls would really tie this place together

Steve Pemberton as Rupert Murdoch is inspired casting

In honor of National Pug Day, here is a very spoiled old pug in his office camp chair. Twister refuses to sleep on the dog bed under the desk because it’s not close enough to his person. #Pug #Spoiled #Dog #SeniorDog

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

sleepy Happy… bashful

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.