If you could see any film with live orchestration, what would you pick? I thiiiiink I’m going with Psycho

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

I went to see The Invite yesterday and now Amazon is trying to sell me a fancy rug

Starting to think the very fact he had a Reddit account should be disqualifying

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two

It’s impossible to hire a hitman in America. You CAN NOT hire a hitman in America! They're all undercover FBI agents, the kind of people who regularly require murder for hire already have people on call for that. Priest: Alright Paul, thank you. That's not really a confession, though, is the thing.

The medical examiner in Jaws an all-time collaborator

happy fourth

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

Founders would have loved Muslims coming to America and freaked out about Catholics FYI

The White House is reportedly worried about turnout for Trump speech on July 4. They're looking at ticket registrations to gauge interest. It would be really terrible if pranksters pulled a Tulsa and used fake email addresses to sign up for tickets they won't use. freedom250.org/celebration/...

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I’m getting more Episocopal and Anglican followers and I frankly don’t know if I can post that much about booze

By the Burning River Brigade in NE Ohio

Is this the swamp he was draining

Honest. Listen, I'll prove it. "The stars at night are big and bright...”

Pain is ouchies entering the body

Drive My Car: A Killer Cars Mystery

Don’t Let Me Down: A Let Down Mystery

The real juice of The Fugitive is that you want Harrison Ford to get away but you love seeing Tommy Lee Jones being competent and they’re competing interests

My favorite Jane Lynch movie is The Fugitive

this is one diddle that can't be undid

lol at all the empty seats in the first photo

found out you can borrow a button maker from the public library

Haven’t looked at the internet today, did anyone die who will make me smile?

"never assume that children will remain where you last saw them" --dewalt push mower manual

on some level sure it would be cathartic to see them pry that shit off. but i submit that the craven pathos of doing it this way actually shows how hurt and upset he is and is way funnier

The weird laws of DC state that if you violate a court order regarding the removal of letters from a building it’s an automatic death sentence

You up watching the livestream? Crazy right. But it got me thinking about all the scaffolding I’d built around my heart.

Now that this scaffolding is almost done we’re about ready to use it to build the scaffolding for the guys to stand on

Once they finish the scaffolding Trump is going to climb up to the top and start throwing barrels at them

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Why are the letters still up

The world’s first — and last — trillionaire

God has a chance to do the funniest thing possible

no one frets like gaston gets the sweats like gaston lies awake at night filled with regrets like gaston

During the work day, my husband only texts me if it's really important

Any time a Spanish speaking government does right by its poorest the New York Times summons the ghost of United Fruit

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happy pride

backrooms is for the squeamish

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