tim coe
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Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
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Parker Molloy
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being
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Ygrene
about 6 hours ago
they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight
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NO ONE WANTS THIS SHIT
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tyler walk with me
2 days ago
going to the prayer breakfast to complain about people who pray while eating
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onion person
3 days ago
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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wint
3 days ago
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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Evelyn Waughluigi
4 days ago
The American people want simple, common sense ICE reforms: every agent must be followed by their own personal Pyramid Head, physical manifestation of their mortal sins, to act as both torturer and confessor. Only through suffering may they be cleansed
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Jake Grumbach
4 days ago
We have a Boston Review Forum out today on the Democratic Party in a time of authoritarianism
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BayBayFriend
about 2 years ago
HEY what’s up everybody. Today I’m here to teach you a life hack that VERY few people know about. It’s called BABYSTYLING. Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want. Try it out and comment below PEACE
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the whole thing about Super Bowl commercials is that they used to be fun, or funny, or impressive. now they're just Look What We Got This Celebrity To Do
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Frances Meh
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It's very funny to think these guys once a year have to dig out their Groundhog Top Hats
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Enjoying Being Poor
about 1 month ago
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
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Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
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Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead
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Matt Apodaca
8 days ago
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?
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I appreciate that Rachel McAdams has carved out a niche for herself as muse for late-career sometimes-goofy horror master getting back to basics with a film prominently featuring air travel
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Kaveh Taherian
8 days ago
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
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"Do fries come with that shake?" Listen to yourself. Have you ever ordered food before
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Coach Finstock
8 days ago
Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
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Viktor Winetrout
9 days ago
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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Pine Affinity
8 days ago
Pwease wespect The Constitution Mr. Pwesident
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On the positive side I haven't had to read what Charlie Kirk says about any of this
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mothra stewart
9 days ago
i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news
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Very abstractly wondering what Chuck Schumer imagines his job is
9 days ago
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Simply wild to read about this at the same time I'm reading about Trump telling Tim Walz he thought Minnesota would be as easy as Venezuela
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✨[redacted]✨
9 days ago
just choked on my beverage
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This whole "Trump Accounts" thing really just drives home how much he's obsessed with Obama
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what everyone wants to look at: David Brooks speaking off the cuff
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no WONDER they had to shoot him in the back
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Dean Dettloff
10 days ago
The Episcopal Church has put together a very impressive toolkit for protesting, including tips for clergy in particular. Truly inspiring. This is how Christians ought to be engaging the moment.
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mindflakes
12 days ago
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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public health guy
11 days ago
reminder
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Andrea Pitzer
11 days ago
Three cheers for Philip Glass, whose Solo Piano record has been my boon companion for decades whenever I'm painting. (I notice that Glass didn't use the current administration's name for the center in his letter.)
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mattie lubchansky
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a big problem spiderman is always having is that no one will turn off the dark
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Sawyer Friend
11 days ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
12 days ago
They say we live in a bubble when there is a dude so fully ensconced in podcasts, twitter, group chats, and stimulants that he thought he could dress like a literal Nazi and start shooting people in the street and be remembered as a hero These people live in a shrinking and dying parallel universe
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Hundreds of Beavers big hit with the 11yo
12 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
14 days ago
outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
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ceej
14 days ago
just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too
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Jack Jenkins
15 days ago
Okay sorry one more shot:
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Stella
15 days ago
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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REAL BUSINESS
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Bar Mageddon
17 days ago
renaming ice cubes freedom cubes
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slop enjoyer
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centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
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