I can’t even play a bunch of video games in English. I have a job

Architecture (Eccentric Construction) by László Moholy-Nagy, 1916 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137247

I've never gotten over how the guy in the back is cosplaying the dad from Zits

Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s Epic of Gilgamesh

Very amused by every post I see which says “spoilers for The Odyssey:”

So

The thing about the Best Editing Oscar is that they should have stopped giving it out after Lawrence of Arabia

it’s pretty stupid to be terraforming the planet away from habitability

The Apple Weather app AQI maxes out at 500. Ask me how I know

How’d that go for you

you got a

a transphobe can only ever be a fraction of a full human being

This was the first time — but not the last — that I went to see a movie in the theater, excited, thinking it would be good, despite everything the marketing had told me about it

Watching THATS ENTERTAINMENT and kudos to the writer that had to make this read like it was remotely possible

damn look at the time

When you say ICE shot and killed the wrong person there’s an inference that it would have been okay if they shot and killed the right person, just saying

Women with agency

About to find out if bacon goes with artichoke hearts

Someone described Christopher Nolan as Michael Bay for Grad Students and that sounds right to me

I know we’re all on this already but it’s pretty insane that we let him become president again after a failed coup

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

I don’t think Lindsey Graham’s slavish devotion to Israel was because they had compromising information on him, I think it was because Lindsey Graham was a racist genocidal lunatic

No meme is so homophobic that it is not indistinguishable from a normal conversation between two gay men

Was this before or after he embraced the divine light of Islam

I mean, if there’s one authority I trust on putting things you love in a special custom box, it’s Jennifer Lynch.

Tortilla chips will advertise themselves as “restaurant style” and then not be soaking in grease

Watching Niagara, take a shot every time Joseph Cotton sees a rainbow

if i died on Mount Everest my body's nickname would be Jorts Guy

If you could see any film with live orchestration, what would you pick? I thiiiiink I’m going with Psycho

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

I went to see The Invite yesterday and now Amazon is trying to sell me a fancy rug

Starting to think the very fact he had a Reddit account should be disqualifying

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two

It’s impossible to hire a hitman in America. You CAN NOT hire a hitman in America! They're all undercover FBI agents, the kind of people who regularly require murder for hire already have people on call for that. Priest: Alright Paul, thank you. That's not really a confession, though, is the thing.

The medical examiner in Jaws an all-time collaborator

happy fourth

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

Founders would have loved Muslims coming to America and freaked out about Catholics FYI

The White House is reportedly worried about turnout for Trump speech on July 4. They're looking at ticket registrations to gauge interest. It would be really terrible if pranksters pulled a Tulsa and used fake email addresses to sign up for tickets they won't use. freedom250.org/celebration/...

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I’m getting more Episocopal and Anglican followers and I frankly don’t know if I can post that much about booze

By the Burning River Brigade in NE Ohio

Is this the swamp he was draining

Honest. Listen, I'll prove it. "The stars at night are big and bright...”

Pain is ouchies entering the body