Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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This is so good

I hope the next Dem president realizes how fake the rules are

With the right words in the right ears you could convince Trump to force JD Vance to shave his beard

oh my god

there are millions of hot twinks we could have made president instead and yet

if we have to have billionaires i'd prefer there's only so many that i don't keep hearing about new ones every day

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

he really thought this was going to be an adoring crowd

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Trump shocked to discover Keith Urban is white

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

Meanwhile Dem strategists handwringing about not being nice enough

U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)

Probably 40+ border patrol some holding automatic weapons on South Michigan Avenue just now 12:20 pm. Fully masked. #NoIceInChicago. @icirr.bsky.social @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social

easy way to nip this in the bud is for someone to invite farrakhan or dr. umar

merrick garland flabbergasted to discover you can just indict a person

These brave warriors shot women and children while they were asleep in their beds

It does feel like in the last five years all of society changed its mind about what a yellow light means

PTA movie order (I will NOT listen to disagreement on this) 1. Hard Eight 2. Boogie Nights 3. Magnolia 4. Punch-Drunk Love 5. There Will Be Blood 6. The Master 7. Inherent Vice 8. Phantom Thread 9. Licorice Pizza 10. One Battle After Another

I know it's ethically a no-no, but I still think the New Yorker could make a fortune if they had a Cameo-like service where you could pay for Isaac Chotiner to call a friend saying he'd like to schedule an interview to ask them a few questions.

next president should campaign explicitly on burning this down

Generals, admirals, and Jeffrey Goldberg

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

if i were Sir David Attenborough at this point i'd just start saying whatever I want about leopards and shit, who's gonna call me out

all i know is if my caller id says Isaac Chotiner is calling me, i've already fucked up

So Donald Trump engineered a huge ratings bump for Jimmy Kimmel am I reading this right

my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road

Nearly 100 new US citizens sworn in at Chicago federal building on Constitution Day

becoming increasingly clear there's one way out

an upside to this particular moment in history is that I can say "Charlie Kirk sucks and I'm glad he's dead" and it's actually brave of me

Honestly very funny that they're doing all this in the name of Charlie fucking Kirk whom none of them even liked very much

If I had a billion dollars I'd find and adapt the original Ackroyd script for Ghostbusters that's 8 hours long and features rival teams of ghost hunters traveling through dimensions and which he sincerely believed was based on real science

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Gonna see if I can kickstart another round of Martin Scorsese vs Marvel Movies

Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse

Honoring Robert Redford's greatest achievements in film by watching Captain America 2

here's a snail poppin' a wheelie wow!

I muted five different politics-related words and the top post on my feed is from June 2024

The follow-up post is the best part.

Ezra Klein talk to someone who isn't cited in a manifesto challenge