This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight

NO ONE WANTS THIS SHIT

going to the prayer breakfast to complain about people who pray while eating

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

The American people want simple, common sense ICE reforms: every agent must be followed by their own personal Pyramid Head, physical manifestation of their mortal sins, to act as both torturer and confessor. Only through suffering may they be cleansed

We have a Boston Review Forum out today on the Democratic Party in a time of authoritarianism www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

HEY what’s up everybody. Today I’m here to teach you a life hack that VERY few people know about. It’s called BABYSTYLING. Now it’s NOT just “acting like a baby.” It’s ACTIVATING people’s caretaking instincts by performing babylike mannerisms to get what you want. Try it out and comment below PEACE

the whole thing about Super Bowl commercials is that they used to be fun, or funny, or impressive. now they're just Look What We Got This Celebrity To Do

It's very funny to think these guys once a year have to dig out their Groundhog Top Hats

The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.

Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?

Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead

Not trying to rank Epstein's crimes necessarily but his spelling and grammar do really make me glad he's dead

Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.

Your honor, in my defense -- wait do you know the "little birthday boy" meme, your honor?

I appreciate that Rachel McAdams has carved out a niche for herself as muse for late-career sometimes-goofy horror master getting back to basics with a film prominently featuring air travel

Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy

"Do fries come with that shake?" Listen to yourself. Have you ever ordered food before

Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

Pwease wespect The Constitution Mr. Pwesident

On the positive side I haven't had to read what Charlie Kirk says about any of this

i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news

Very abstractly wondering what Chuck Schumer imagines his job is

Simply wild to read about this at the same time I'm reading about Trump telling Tim Walz he thought Minnesota would be as easy as Venezuela

just choked on my beverage

This whole "Trump Accounts" thing really just drives home how much he's obsessed with Obama

what everyone wants to look at: David Brooks speaking off the cuff

no WONDER they had to shoot him in the back

The Episcopal Church has put together a very impressive toolkit for protesting, including tips for clergy in particular. Truly inspiring. This is how Christians ought to be engaging the moment. www.episcopalchurch.org/protesting-f...

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

reminder

Three cheers for Philip Glass, whose Solo Piano record has been my boon companion for decades whenever I'm painting. (I notice that Glass didn't use the current administration's name for the center in his letter.)

a big problem spiderman is always having is that no one will turn off the dark

They say we live in a bubble when there is a dude so fully ensconced in podcasts, twitter, group chats, and stimulants that he thought he could dress like a literal Nazi and start shooting people in the street and be remembered as a hero These people live in a shrinking and dying parallel universe

Hundreds of Beavers big hit with the 11yo

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too

Okay sorry one more shot:

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

REAL BUSINESS

renaming ice cubes freedom cubes

centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony