from the inventors of cocaine: black tar heroin

are you a MAN that needs to shower but want to stay MANLY while doing so? try DUKES THICK body wash in BOURBON scent. presented to you by BUFFALOS.

we released a patch for glitch karts to fix this btw!! instead of nerfing guinevere, we isolated and then recreated the same super boost bug for every other character. have fun! ;)

Methodology

Part of the reason I find most discussion/the hype cycle of GTA6 uninteresting because almost none of it is about the game itself. Its about games that have to move around it, its about how much it can get away costing, its about how it will affect the industry. Not gameplay or narrative.

"We made a mod that turns the ok air game of XCOM 2012 into the fun air game of XCOM 1993"

I...just....w....**screams in unintelligible noise**

Adore taking pictures of anyone, always love taking pics of this witch 🧡

Long DQ Slime isn't real, it can't hurt you Long DQ Slime:

i dont /hug/ trees. i caress them 🍁🌲🐇🍂

I loved the original Guild Wars and will definitely check this out but I doubt they can recreate my experience of convincing a Neopets fan website to add a “Games” section to their newsletter and bring me on as writer because I wanted GW1 press beta access

Hey ChatGPT, tell me 50 valid social security numbers

I kinda feel like a Best Ongoing nomination for the Game Awards should have actually gone to Final Fantasy XI, what with the sudden spike in new and returning users, to the point of having to shut down new characters on some servers, and enough demand to make them decide to make more new content.

whats up my fellow gamers

and my apologies for obviously not using the superior version

Setting up XCOM again had me try to replay XCOM 2 and it really is just an inferior experience in every single way except for enemy design and the amount of customization for soldiers turning into a guerilla warfare game and not humanity trying to fight invaders off is just boring

"E33 was so dope" God's Whitest Cracker, who also really likes E33: "What The CHINESE Can Learn From TRADER JOE'S MANDARIN CHICKEN"

She Is A Giant Floating Orb. And Yes She Is Transgender

"what games will you play when everything uses AI?" So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them? Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes? I'm not gonna run out anytime soon Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course

a great many but you know what we havent talked about in a while super fireball battle youtu.be/ZXP1JGtVmaw

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

This is powerfully embarrassing

Booted up my PS3 for the first time in a while and immediately hit with a wave of 2008 nostalgia

Hey. #screenshotsaturday. Check out our new enemy. This heavy-duty drone deploys barrages of bullets from a distance, and pressures the player with its extendable arms at closer ranges.

The Witch Upstairs just passed 150% funded! Thats $120,000!! Only $2,000 left for the beach episode stretch goal!!! Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

It would have taken former xDefiant executive producer Mark Rubin less time to read the story than it did to write this long but inaccurate tweet. As the actual story says, the team that would go on to make Dispatch worked on Splinter Cell in 2017, two years before Rubin even joined Ubisoft.

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

rave fit 🌟✨️

Actually, nevermind. You will now be pirated, off a keytrader, or used; and you shall never be publicly praised again, my Professor Moriarty of a company.

friday soapbox: as a designer, if you want something to be a skillful action for players, and you want growth in this skill to be very deep/meaningful, then you need to also let players be bad at it. sometimes horrendously bad. players hate this pain, and designers often want to mitigate it away.

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!! im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol. play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348... check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg

don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial

Unreal Tournament can now be played IN A BROWSER dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut Along with other late 90s PC FPS classics but yeah. UT99 in a browser window... just fantastic. Thanks to the r/LGR subreddit for letting me know about it!

listening to the podcast and I swear, we are like a year or two away from Pat's kid going "What are you, fuckin stupid?"

After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters. paletteswap.site/dif...

Oof. 😢

Without downloading new pics describe your gender

this is why representation in games matters

Please be excite for another sony live service game that either gets killed within a week of launch, doesn't come out at all, or lasts like a year before being killed

we decided to give the computers that run society the weakness from the 1966 television show "star trek" where you can argue with them in plain english to defeat them

When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence