the morning after ❤️💬☕🖤

happy may 9th

Damn bro, I didn't realize there was an experimental surgery to get your fucking sense of humor removed.

テスタメント誕生日！🎉 #testament_Birthday #GGST

SCOOP: double fine is unionizing

haunted edutainment video game having to spell out 'THERE IS NO ESCAPE' with those dancing animated clipart letters

Jill RE1 #ResidentEvil #JillValentine

I like that the spectrum of arcade guys at this point is like someone that knows what a neo geo is or a guy that's doing phrenology on video games

what makes a game arcadey in 2026 is if I can drink an overpriced cider while playing it

that’s him, that’s my boy

if i was natsu i'd be punching a wall

2 RANDOM LESBIANS FANART!!!!

Strike Squad (Mindcraft Software, 1993) #DOSGaming

gee, i wonder what it could be

here u go u sickos

This will be the fourth time we have made Star Fox 64, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

Im fucking dyimg

Falco render having cartoony feather-fingers that are rendered to look like hyperrealistic big feathers is what I mean when I say this game just looks like Real Mario

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Nintendo has never really known what to do with Star Fox because the Miyamoto Method of cooking up a bunch of gimmicks that no one likes and making the game way too long is directly contrary to the appeal of Star Fox's short, relatively dense structure

“What about assault?” What about a game that Nintendo actually made? “What about the 3Ds?” What about a game you chose to buy and not some shit an adult got you for Christmas because they heard you like Mario or some shit

Saw someone say how’s Sonic gonna respond to this like he needs to care about Miyamoto slutting Fox out like a birthday stripper again because nobody actually wants to buy a game about his son who’s last touch down was in the Clinton era

related: not much has ever gone harder than this photo of Welles during production of Chimes at Midnight

Aleks Le is like the guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the group chat but he actually, legitimately is the funniest person in the group chat

SSG structure

just fuck my shit up bro

Seconding this frustration. The front page of Steam is bad. The algorithms are bad. The tagging system is bad. It's like trying to navigate a Walmart the size of a small city through an interface scaled for a mom-and-pop local store, and most people don't know how/why to dig beyond that screen.

Time to go to 16-bit church ⛪🙏🏻 Shown here: 1. Shining Force (Genesis/Mega Drive) 2. Shining Force 2 (Genesis/Mega Drive) 3. Lufia & the Fortress of Doom (SNES) 4. Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals (SNES)

"I like to feel tall"

The one thing that confuses me about invincible vs is that I don't see Bruce Willis in this at all Is he an unlock?

... man that sounds like more of a fun game

rigging my lesbians 👍

wip

i dreamt i saw @patstaresat.bsky.social in public and i called out to him and he hit this pose

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

My gift to you for following this account

If you think about it, "Will you marry me?" is the ultimate engagement bait

Somehow, this riff returned. www.rifftrax.com/offers

"nobody who plays KH has fucked" you must consult the ancient scrolls

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99 percent of videogames don't need voice acting and a good portion of them would directly benefit from alternate methods of dialogue delivery