God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”

Wow! Big huge soft titties

Mr. Phipps Tater Crisps (1992-circa 1996): A line of baked potato snacks from Nabisco, they were sort of like a hybrid potato chip/cracker. Available in Original, BBQ, and Sour Cream & Onion

this is genuinely incredible

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

this is one of the coolest things i've seen anyone do in Mario Maker

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

lmao

the one silver lining of Bari’s tenure at CBS is that she is Very Online and she knows exactly how much we mock everything she does keep it up, folks

deadbert is that anything

Fuck him. Global tax on billionaires now. And I’m a registered California voter.

Monday night May 16th,2005: what would you watch?

the James, baby!

a lovely anniversary stitch from the lovely ashleigh ❤️ (3 years! wow!)

[Jimminy Glick to Mel Brooks] "What's your beef with the nazis?"

*record scratch* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation. well im a big piece of shit

I never really considered that this is the most photorealistic depiction of Mario in existence

"now Jar-jar, for my final question, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?" "Yousa didsa okie-day"

what an image

One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.

waking up in 2026 like

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

👋

maat's scale is gonna be workin fuckin' overtime when these ghouls attempt their weigh-ins

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

thats why he's the best

“These findings provide clear evidence that data collected on MTurk simply cannot be trusted.”

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

Now playing (04:15 AM PST): "Throne of Blood" (1957) By Akira Kurosawa Runtime: 108 min.

One play is all it takes

But you can’t criticize the Democrats, they’re the Good Guys! @kaine.senate.gov who is this vote for? Which of your constituents (who you won’t answer to until 2030 if at all) cares if Western Louisiana gets another lifetime-appointed MAGA judge with your blessing?

When you say "this man had a LiveJournal where he wrote about how hard Garden State made him cry" it sounds like a hyperspecific insult rather than a verifiable fact

Did you know it is ok to be wrong about things and change your opinion on them accordingly upon hearing new information

trying not to violate the terms of service

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

WELL I GUESS ILL JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!

okay, these wily castles are starting to get ridiculous

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"

ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

It's working ✨

one of the best all time