I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

This is Serra. She was my soulpet and she lived to 20 years old. I miss her every day.

I figure the pope is probably the most careful person on the planet when it comes to talking about matters of theology.

I am aging in fucking dog years because of this lunatic.

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

Of those who grew up watching Sesame Street, some said “cool, an integrated society!” and some said “cool, monsters that smash and eat everything!”

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

Hearing those dogs barking from Jane's Addiction's 'been caught stealing' every time I turn on the news.

*huge mouthful of cereal* who’s your favorite gi joe

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Roses are red Violets are nice Nazis are bad Abolish ICE

The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done

Well that narrows it down.

Who will win the Super Bowl??? Well let's see what the animal kingdom thinks. First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...

Tiled Window Catte #pixelart #ドット絵

AHHHHHHH!

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.

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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

@swilua.bsky.social This is about the fae isn't it

Good morning

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

even on a good day when I’m functioning well, there’s a depth of sadness, anguish I can barely tolerate.

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane

guy who wrote 12 days of christmas

Why does the U.S. put income caps on disabled people but not billionaires?

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Are there any songs about restaurants? The longer the better

*gets out of bed* parkour

I'm a trans person w/ a trans kid & we lose trans siblings every year to hateful violence. On Trans Day of Remembrance we're called not only to collectively mourn those we've lost, but to renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who are still here. #tdor 🏳️‍⚧️ Art by @thefoxfisher.bsky.social

Do not approach us.

Paying for holes in food makes me irrationally angry.

HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD

ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age

John Fetterman looks like he was drawn by a four year old

me: I can control marine birds with my mind her: please don’t— me: pelicanesis her: I’m sleeping with your brother

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing. So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly). AND THEN THE FOXES THE FOXES (breathe) ATE MY FUCKEN PANTS

Work sucks etc but they do not want you to be able to support yourself or pursue your dreams; they want you dependent on a man, so he can treat you as badly as he feels like without you having the option to leave.

Target can get wrecked. First they locked everything up behind plexiglass, treating customers like thieves, then they cut DEI programs and that's plenty for me. I'll figure out my own Thanksgiving dinner.