If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

me: i'm taking a trip to italy new york: which one me: the big one

logging on

this & other comments i've seen about how bluesky needs to "improve its algorithm" suggest a lot of people have grown to like a totally passive social media experience where a computer pushes an endless stream of content tailored to what it thinks they would like while they clap like seals

i’m not like other parasitic fungi my cordyceps will make you boogie

the problem with killing? hmm I'd say the expense

you know these motherfuckers said the same thing about jomny sun,

Seriously though, all these people obsessed with sex, singing about it and living for it… haven’t they heard of food?

This sign goes so hard

the milk is coming from inside the cows

one time in college like a decade ago, back when Weird Twitter reigned supreme, i remember showing the pro bird rights account to some less terminally online folks. and you know what those bastards said? they said, "i can't read this anymore, there's too many spelling mistakes"

going to the dough store. does anyone knead anything

We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

stop making me look at those horrible men

Shut down the concentration camp for babies

Awwwww

I cover my heart when i say the pledge of allegiance to protect it from fascist influence

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I finally made my first starter pack and absolutely everyone looked like a complete stranger.

If you're having to go through a medical chart to ensure accuracy in response to an AI generated summary of a patient's chief complaint, hospital admission, etc., of what use is the implementation AI?

sent an ugly selfie to my best friend with the caption "i wanna perish" and he replied "don't do that, then you can't eat more tater tots"

Earl didn't mind the long commute. He was finally an upper level demon and enjoyed the time alone with his thoughts.

The reason LLMs suck at chess is the same reason they initially sucked at drawing fingers and currently suck at counting to 100: state space Hands are photographed and drawn from every angle, all chess books show every piece in every position, every list of numbers up to 100 shows every such number

A real loss in this moment of darkness.

i'm feeling very targeted right now

which is some pretty important stuff phones cars medical equipment power plants

be ungovernable

"apple used to only charge a hundred dollars for more RAM" we'll say to one another as we laugh and laugh and laugh and

It actually never occurred to me that there was a cameraman on the ice with them... I guess I just thought it was sideline guys you were really good at zoom, lol

was it a shitty sitcom, it was a shitty sitcom wasn’t it

Two decades after a small Duke breast cancer vaccine trial, every participant is still alive — a rare outcome for metastatic disease. When researchers looked closer, they found the women’s immune systems still carried “memory” cells that recognised the cancer. buff.ly/MNeRhJh #ShareGoodNewsToo

Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday

utterly disgraceful behavior

L (biggest breath I can possibly hold in my middle aged lungs) MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

people are always asking me professor kiosk I heard a rumor you were once brofessor kiosk is that true and I say to them fools yes I was once a bro but I gave up my brovenly ways for the life of a shitposter

I will issue an executive order countermanding this, which will have as much legal force and effect as the original order.

"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"

Life like an hourglass glued to the table

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

The whole sky just exploded in green here in Reykjavík. It was so bright, I didn't even need my flashlight to walk out to my neighborhood beach. It's rare when we get these whole sky engulfing shows. This season has been something else. #solarmaximum ftw! #northernlights #aurora #iceland

Using an LLM to write stuff for you feels like "climbing Everest" by having a helicopter fly you to the top and drop you off so you can take a photo, except the fuel for the helicopter is paid for by all the people actually putting one foot in front of the other and walking up the mountain.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day I love you all 💘

just love waking up next to him 😍❤️

Who up wuthering they heights

when you're different and trying to make friends

here's exactly how it would play out