For the 1st time in NY State history: a tax on pied-à-terres. Mayor Mamdani just negotiated a landmark agreement, any 2nd home in NYC valued at $5M+ will be taxed at a higher rate. Money back to the people, not billionaires treating the city as a luxury storage unit. 100 days. That's all it took.

rightwingers minds are amazing

PLEASE TAYLOR PICK UP THE PHONE WE NEED THIS COLLAB TO HAPPEN

any ball is pickle ball if you stick the ball in a pickle jar! and that, officer, is why i had my pants down in this kroger

bird of the day: the cuban tody

here’s a clearer pic of the catgoblin

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

A hospital in Nebraska shut down the only dialysis unit for miles, upending lives. That's despite a new federal program that gave the state more than $200 million to improve rural health care access. n.pr/3O7XtpM

“Alright Dave, listen to me and listen carefully. I hid everything before I got busted. Get me outta here, and I’ll split it with you 50/50. There’s candy wrappers, toilet paper tubes, some rancid bologna, and half a Hot Pocket. Now, open up the cage before the guard comes back.”

sorry, but i'm really not interested in anything that involves getting out of bed

Air Bud himself appeared during a #CinemaCon2026 presentation and Air Bud Returns director Robert Vince translated for him:

Let’s get high let’s get hiiiiigh (to the tune of let’s get loud)

me: you’re such an angle her: aww, but you mean angel me: no, angle, like obtuse

anyways enough of idiots for now kitty time

He told me I have a nice rack and started sniffing my coriander.

Paintings from my portrait series I'm proud of

LOGGING ON

*my dead body slumped over the steering wheel, laying on the horn*

My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.

after much deliberation i have decided this relationship is toxic so I will be going no contact with myself

The Times cannot stand that NYC finally got a mayor that everyone likes and he's a fucking brown commie!

i’m far too broke to be a fangirl

me: so anyway, what I’ve learned is that life is a very long painful process of learning that your expectations can never be low enough cashier: okay I’m sorry I said have a good day

[bookstore] customer: can you tell me where the do it yourself section is? me: you are not off to a good start

hearing rumors that a second blue check is possible. they're like michelin stars

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

so this guy just lied? and everyone believed it without question? wow that's crazy

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Pope Leo continually ignores the Pope Signal. no wonder we have such violence and evil in the world!

Pope Leo knew what he was in for when he put on that big ass hat. FIGHTING CRIME. but all he does is pope stuff. he does not deserve to hang out with the Justice League

you know, Donald Trump has a point. whenever a robbery, murder, mass shooting, or just a simple pickpocket situation happens, I immediately think “this would never have happened if Pope Leo just did his job”

my net worth? idk, maybe 2 or 3 nets

walked around my neighborhood like I was on vacation today. would recommend. take selfies. get some world air before it is gone.

Just because you have a friend who plays trombone that doesn’t mean the universe is telling you to start a ska band

jd vance negotiating with Iran

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

I’ve given Bert the day off! I’m here until 4pm - Sally

Sunday

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Dance 🤣

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

allen x omniman 4eva

Brodie: why so many ads me: because the capitalist overlords hate us and want to see us suffer