Oh boy here I go engaging with what is clearly a bad faith argument for the millionth fucking time 🙃🙃🙃

Animated by TJ Small!

“Trump was glazin em!”

Wow! 🫥

The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now. I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there! @flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social

“trump and epstein weren’t friends” your brain is fucking broken and you should return it

Just no

“This supplement cleans the toxins from your body” excuse me I put those toxins there on purpose to have a good time

the way trump has aged has always reminded me of that story about the guy from Iceland who kept mcdonalds food for 6 years and it looks kind of the same from far away due to the disgusting amount of chemicals they put in it. Trump has aged like a fine happy meal.

Fuck the 8 democrats that caved BUT ALSO: when your healthcare premiums go way way up I need you to remember that was TRUMP and that was the REPUBLICANS. If you voted conservative, you asked for this. You are the epitome of that meme where the dude puts a stick in his own bike wheel.

Real quick: trump blowing clinton is hilarious but please don’t start making Monica Lewinsky jokes again. She was like 20 when that scandal came out, and clinton was the most powerful man in the world at the time.

excuse me but what the fuck

Anyone who is a starbucks customer today is an enemy of the working class people and holding back years of overdue process. Go FUCK yourself (because no one else is going to you scab ass scab)

At this point he could just say he fucking did it and they wouldn't care

BOMBSHELL update on Epstein files: Oversight Dems received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate between Trump & Maxwell and Trump & Michael Wolff.

I love the part in the Lion King where Scar keeps promising the hyenas all the food they can eat and then when they realize he can’t actually provide it they eat him alive while laughing maniacally. Anyway!On a completely different topic, how’s the president doing bringing down the cost of living?

🚨 BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein called Donald Trump “the dog that hasn’t barked,” and told Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had “spent hours at my house” with Trump, according to emails released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee. abcnews.go.com/Politics/hou...

@schumer.senate.gov has a lot of people telling him to step down but I think it can be more

Thank goodness! I was SO close to having pride in my party! COULDN’T FUCKING HAVE THAT!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

We need a new opposition party because as a whole the democrats are not it. Way too many of em run on opposing the crazy shit the right say and then they take bribes and do nothing. Fuck that

(1/2) The Funding Bill republicans wanted to pass gives more power to the pesident and raises healthcare costs for millions of Americans. Here are the 8 democrats who do not give a single fuck about you but instead decided they would sign the bill because their rich donors called them to complain:

No one told me about substack and I'm like really enjoying it. lol

In office reading substack on my computer whilst listening to smooth jazz and drinking coffee. I have become...the perfect douche.

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

Ohhhh this is the bad place

LET'S GO ZOHRAN!!!!!!

I too hate daylight savings

Me: “hey can I have my basic needs met?” Government: “you gotta buy em :)) “ Me: “what about my taxes?” Government: “¯\_(:))_/¯”

Oh i love this

Real quick: if you use ai in your advertising, I’m not just going to not buy your product but I will go out of my way to tell other people not to buy it as well. Like it’s just gross and cheap and gross like bleeggh 🤢🤮 I don’t want to see that shit in my home

Worth remembering…

CW let him in?

Trump wandering around like my character during a cutscene I can’t skip

Pov: you’re David Harbour

I’m not HAPPY Lily Allen got cheated on. I would never say that…but this album slaps so far THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY

BOOOOOOO!!!

You cannot convince me cuomo actually wants to be mayor. He doesn't have a fucking bluesky???? like??? there's 39.8 million people on here and NO ONE on his team was like "yeah maybe we should make an account." I'm just dumbfounded by the lack of effort in his campaign sometimes.

I know this might be overlooked but cuomo’s AI ad against Zohran was singlehandedly one of the most racist, bigoted things I have ever seen. TRUMP is probably struggling to top it. Not only will I never vote for cuomo, I think be should be fucking BANISHED.

Trump a fat ugly bitch i hope he fall down the stairs

And i’ll tell you something else: fuck henry kissinger. I piss on his grave. TRY and stop me America

Updating my LEGO White House

If you don’t like food stamps fuck you. Straight up fuck you. There’s no “we can disagree on things and still-“ you don’t want our taxes feeding poor people and children? You go fuck yourself.

it's gotta be hard for them right now

(1/3) Something people do that annoys me is when they conflate democratic voters with democratic leaders when complaining about "democrats". Now to be fair a LOT of the voters have the same flaws as democratic leaders (being naive, defending the rich, being useless against facsism)

Morning.

Someday!

I’d take Tim Waltz over Gavin Newsom any day for president. Do we have any front runners yet? Cause last time we fucked around and got biden. We really gotta make moves on this.

I made this meme from an @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social comic and I stg it gets the most usage.

The crown jewels were stolen from the Louvre and the thieves got away on moped scooters. Authorities have released this picture of one of the robbers: