🚨 CW 🚨 This is fine

Every govn shutdown in my life time without exception has been because democrats want people to have access to things and republicans don’t. Thats it. Every time. Republicans would rather everyone die than get anything. I do not understand how anyone ever votes for them without being stupid/evil.

I don’t give “political analysis”, I talk hella shit. Mike Johnson is a lying little shit mouth bitch and he does not give a single fuck about the wellbeing of working class American people. Good morning 🌞

RIP JANE GOODALL 🖤🖤🖤

I play keyboard so I can make these jokes BUT YOU CAN’T 😤 🎹

Happy October 1st to all the goths!

Midi are such a funny racket. “No no the instrument doesn’t HAVE the sound. The sound is sold separately” who came up with midis? Apple????

President Trump tells us exactly who is responsible for the shutdown, and we couldn't agree more.

Babe wake up sign name for Zohran just dropped

Yes this was a tweet of mine earlier

The thing about men enlisting in the Gestapo to deal with their crushing inadequacy is that it only makes them way more inadequate.

Real quick: I’m not trying to have a longer conversation about voting in general elections. I am NOT. HOWEVER: if you choose to “not vote” and you stay home, you did it wrong. You GO to the polls, and leave the space you want blank. Or write in “fuck you” but not going at all? Bullshit.

They should make a little blanket for Labubus called Labandaids

That episode of Peacemaker was so fucking good 😂😂😂

Be BETTER

Nothing pisses me off like the spelling of the word “queue”. Literally 4 outta the 5 letters are unnecessary.

Oh that changes everything

He just said “leave the UN or bomb it” like????? Can we fucking arrest this man??? When the fuck did it become okay to threaten people on live tv???

Cry harder baby

This is how you all sound <3

Throughout the summer, @wired.com reporter Kate Knibbs has been following our campaign. From right-wing attacks to our mutual aid work to the 20 bottles of hot sauce in the campaign office, here’s what she saw: www.wired.com/story/kat-ab...

I oppose fascism and as such have declared myself OpiFa. Now what bitch, go write another lil royal decree bitch.

THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD GUY WITH A MANERASER™ IS A GOOD GUY WITH A MANERASER™ (and longer arms)

Every New Yorker should be fucking furious right now. They have no right to arrest our elected officials. www.amny.com/news/brad-la...

Help us, Fox news!

"cancel culture doesn't feel so good does it" mfs not knowing the difference between actual public backlash and the president personally targeting people who make fun of him

Release the Sout Park episode 😡 (and the epstein files)

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

In America you can go to Israel and kill kids but don’t talk about Charlie Kirk. “He had a family.”

Can we please not MINE the fucking moon. God everyday it’s some fucking shit.

Good moment to do whatever we can to stop giving our money to media companies - or any companies - that support the fascist regime. Difficult to do 100% of course, but by everyone keeping conscious of it and letting them know we’re fuckin done with them, we can make them pay a price. (1)

Fuck ABC all my homies hate and boycott ABC

Trans rights are human rights.

The National Guard "accidently" sent a report about declining moral to the Washington Post (who suck ass because bezos bought them and doesn't allow them to say anything bad about our corperate overlords) www.npr.org/2025/09/10/n...

I am 1000% going to celebrate when trump dies, just want you guys primed for that. Like he is a monster and I will be drinking champagne in the streets.

Really losing my faith in humanity here. You KILL hitler. Both Cap and WW have killed before and are fine with it when necessary. They would not, I repeat, WOULD NOT hesitate to fucking kill hitler. We don't need some fucking lesson in humanity on this one. ya fucking kill hitler. christ

STATE TERRORISM CHARGES DISMISSED BABYYYY www.bbc.com/news/article...

CW: discussing SA you know if Luigi had raped a girl the jusitice system would give him some judge who "thought he was a bright young man" and "didn't want this to ruin his future".

American sweetheart, Luigi Mangione will appear in court today. #freeluigi #luigididnothingwrong

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

I’m very later on this but the Superman movie was fantastic. This is how comic book movies should be done ✅

An absolute pro

Charlie Kirk was unAmerican as fuck.

“Man who does exactly the same thing but with more annoying voice decides not to do that thing”

Chuck Schumer when trump needs a democrat to come sign the most dystopian authoritarian bill you could fucking imagine

Tragic

Ooooof 😬😬😬 kirk getting shot is probably gonna have bad repercussions for people who had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Looking for a NEW news paper to support. I hate the New York Post as it is a garbage rag not fit for my bird to poop on. Nyt let me down as well.

Officially cancelled my NYTs subscription today. I will miss wordle

My brain reading any book: “alright let’s start this pree face”