I just put all of my work emails in the trash. It was very easy. None of them sparked joy.

This is what it's like arguing with these people

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“No no i said BORED* of peace” -Trump probably

Throw trump and netanyahu into a refrigerator and dump it in the ocean

The no war president bombed Iran. If you voted for this man i must once again insist you are either stupid, evil or both.

If anyone ever gives you shit for being bald just remember: you are way easier to draw 🫡

Bro why are they like this

I’ve said for YEARS tyra banks was a psychopath. She literally made a show where she tortures young women under the guise of helping them. Just listen to her talk she is fucking terrifying. That woman is an animatronic. That woman is ai before ai came out. Absolutely terrifying. Rant over

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

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Government: “We’ll take your taxes but we’re not gonna pay a living wage, house the homeless or invest in social programs or public education” Also Government: “hey why is everything shitty???”

To be clear: the LEAST the billionaires can do is house and feed the homeless.

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

Wow!

Bad Bunny: “Together, we are America :)” Conservatives:

The thing about ai that companies don’t understand (because their advertising departments are run by out of touch sociopaths only interested in “line go up”) is people perceive ai ads as CHEAP. Like damn you can’t even afford a commercial? Why would I buy your product?

love it!

me in 2016: "If we all work together we can still get everything back on track" Me now: "I mean what are the health risks of a lobotomy really"

This is an actual interaction I had with my mom the other day. Lol

So to recap: it’s not that elon musk didn’t want to commit pedophile crimes, it’s that they wouldn’t let him in the club because he was too annoying. Hilarious.

It’s obvious

“Sounding”? Haha what’s that like a meditation thing?

The election is years away and you’re all already like “yeah i’d vote for anyone”. Let me explain something: i get that mentality a month before the election. But it’s years away. SET SOME FUCKIN STANDARDS NOW. Because if you don’t we will end up with a losing candidate. AGAIN. Make demands!!

Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached

I voted for biden. I voted for kamala. Here is a list of the people I WILL NOT vote for if they run against trump: Cory booker Josh shapiro Pete buttigieg Gavin newsom I do not believe in any of these guys to bring real change and if they win we will end up RIGHT back here with another dictator.

The worst thing about the weather is I might have to cancel my plans to see the melania movie 😔😔😔

Replace every democrat except maybe like 4 or 5 of em

Does anyone else hate every commercial they see with an intense passion or is something just wrong with me?

“That’s performative” you got a problem with performing buddy?

“If global warming real why snow” -the stupidest fucking adult you’ve ever met who has never even been in the same room as a book

Oh the democrats are PISSED! Chuck Schumer just wrote a SCATHING letter DEMANDING ice apologize and try to be better in the future 😤🙌 that’s my senator 🫡

Guys seriously we gotta pick a far left candidate FAST because the dems are 1000% gonna try to run newsom, kamala again or joe bidens brain in a jar

. To the 7 Democrats, that voted to give ICE $10 billion. You are Nazi bootlickers and we will get you out. #ICE #TX #NY #ME #WA #NC .

Obviously fuck gavin newsom

Do it, Johnny

Anyone not yelling obscenities at this man while around him is not doing their American duty

This has nothing to do with anything but I know a lot of adhd folks like myself follow me and I just want to say YES: I ALSO did not expect Greenlands flag to be red and white. That was very surprising.

I’m sorry but I have never once in my life read “the birthrate is declining” as bad news like bitch what are you talking about

The democrats need to all be replaced by far left politicians. Fucking useless they have been.

hmmmm

We need to pay attention to whoever doesn’t sign the Restore Trust in Congress Act Hr 5106 (bans congress and their dependents from owning/trading stocks) If they DO NOT SIGN this bill kick their ass to the curb and throw them out on the street. Good morning 🌞

(3/3) This administration commonly ignores the rule of law (president is a convicted felon who has been sued in the state of NY more than anyone) and thus no one should listen to ICE. Run the fuck away from them because they are a gang of sociopathic imbeciles with guns. Be safe.

(2/3)the constitution. It is incredibly obvious based on their actions that ICE is made up of our country’s least mentally stable, bigoted sociopaths who have been empowered by this administration.

(1/3) Ice is literally a gang. You’ll notice they never attack anyone alone (because they’re cowards) and you’ll notice the threat of legal repercussions does not scare them. They were masks so that they cannot be identified for the crimes they commit and they do not obey the law or…

I think if you wanted to end nick shirley's whole career, you'd just have to say "Shirley you can't be serious". What's he gonna say? "Don't call me shirely"? That's your name you dumb bitch

Dang

We need Nardwuar to interview trump. Trump would be prison before lunch.

Vote em out

Don't talk back to your Grandpa Bill just go fuckin do it