PLEASE TAKE THIS EZ ACTION IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK STATE! 🙏❤️ A coalition of labor unions & progressive groups released a letter this AM urging Gov. Hochul to tax billionaires to help close NY budget gaps. YES!! Please ask everyone you know in NY to sign the petition to Hochul in the first comment.

It's always been super weird to me that "Police Dog Retires" is supposed to be a feel good story. Like??? "hey this dog that we forced to BITE strangers who run from us doesn't have to go to work any more" like okay?....Cool?...I think?

If you buy anything tucker carlson says ever, you gotta be one of the stupidest magic bean buying dipshits of all time. He is a DOCUMENTED serial liar. He lies all of the time. He has been sued for more money than a small country is WORTH. Don’t fucking give him credit for anything what the fuck???

Living in the US is wild because not only is everything way too expensive but everyday we wake up to our president typing some shit like “I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’LL DO IT” and we just have to wait and see what that means

If clavicular hurts himself by ODing is that clavicular manslaughter?

I am broke-maxing. You can still AFFORD things??? Embarrassing. Get on my level.

Me watching the democrats getting ready to run the most milquetoast moderate politicians who will do nothing to stop the republicans because they’re owned by billionaires

Older folks can do things to Word that I didn’t think were possible. Like to the point where it’s almost… impressive… ???

Viktor orban? More like LOSER Orban. Viktor orban? More like Viktor orGONE. Viktor orban? More like donald trump is a pedophile who has more r*pe accusations than he does friends

Yes hello government I just wanted to say I do NOT think these warehouse fires are based and cool AT ALL no sir I think struggling to live is the way to go I certainly DO NOT think the companies grinding our bones to dust for profit deserve this slight loss at all. I do NOT hope to see more of it.

Not fully verified but I believe it's pretty safe to assume it's true. He doesn't simply need to be removed from office, he needs to go to prison.

Okay guys we need to think of a new name for a new party to replace the democrats. I’ll get the ball rolling here: •The SILVER Democrats? •The Cool Democrats? •The Bestest Leftists •Antifa •The Not Useless Old Fucks Party •The We Need to Actually Act Party •Workers and Twerkers •School finishers

Bro if anyone decent ever gets control of this government, every trumper should be placed back in fucking middle school. We CANNOT have a functioning democracy with people this fucking stupid walking around.

My federal tax return should’ve easily been ten of thousands just for having to read the news everyday in this hellhole

Happy day that Jesus came out as a furry or whatever

Just gonna repeat this for everyone: If you are fine with a trillion dollar defense budget but not having healthcare, education, a functioning FDA, drinkable water, you are one of the most stupid gullible, exploitable suckers in the fucking world. You pay taxes and don't give a fuck where they go.

Imagine LIKING music? So embarrassing. Grow up.

"Judge stops trump from building ballroom" bitch where the fuck were you when he was destroying shit??? you couldn't stop him then??? Also why is this even news? We're in a fucking war. I hate everything. I need a vacation. BAHHH

You must wait

Another bullshit year of the government not accepting my cats as dependents 😤😤😤

Will not watch new harry potter

BUT WHAT ABOUT KASH PATEL’S EMAILS????

To oversimplify a craaaazy amount of history real quick: white face is hilarious. White people were never (and are not currently) oppressed. Jokes at our expense are fine. Stop BEGGING to play the victim. You’re embarrassing yourself. Christ.

Reasons to send ICE overseas: •No one likes them •They’re ugly •They’re costing us a lot of money •No one likes them •They’re useless •They might die •It would be funny to send them there •We do not need them here at all •I fucking hate them •They fucking suck •Fuck em •They will never find love •eh

I am simply a VESSEL for the stupid

God gives his strongest cellphone reception to the absolute worst fucking people on my subway commute 🙏

It’s crazy how before trump started a war with Iran, I knew nothing about how important the straight of whore moose was

“Man now sees error in shoving own dick in electrical socket and regrets doing it 3 times” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?????

With oil prices so expensive I bet the CIA feels prettttty silly for assassinating everyone who came up with vehicles that run on alternative fuel sources and then destroying those vehicles 😏😏😏 score one for the dead scientists 😎😎😎

@schumer.senate.gov more useless than an ankle monitor on a prosthetic leg

Doge cuts reduced the pentagon’s office dedicated to preventing civilian casualties by 90%. Doge really did nothing but dismantle any semblance of responsibility in our government.

Fuck these assholes

Adhd is so cool because I want to do anything and everything and to compromise I just do nothing ✨ truly magical

Happy international women’s day!! Sorry about literally everything we’ve ever done :)

So uhhhh there’s a lot more child rape accusations against this president than like any president we’ve ever had. So you know. Something to think about.

I just put all of my work emails in the trash. It was very easy. None of them sparked joy.

This is what it's like arguing with these people

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“No no i said BORED* of peace” -Trump probably

Throw trump and netanyahu into a refrigerator and dump it in the ocean

The no war president bombed Iran. If you voted for this man i must once again insist you are either stupid, evil or both.

If anyone ever gives you shit for being bald just remember: you are way easier to draw 🫡

Bro why are they like this

I’ve said for YEARS tyra banks was a psychopath. She literally made a show where she tortures young women under the guise of helping them. Just listen to her talk she is fucking terrifying. That woman is an animatronic. That woman is ai before ai came out. Absolutely terrifying. Rant over

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

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Government: “We’ll take your taxes but we’re not gonna pay a living wage, house the homeless or invest in social programs or public education” Also Government: “hey why is everything shitty???”

To be clear: the LEAST the billionaires can do is house and feed the homeless.

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

Wow!