Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

Remember, kids: It is in the interest of the moneyed classes to couch intrasocietal struggles as intergenerational warfare because they’d rather have you yelling “boomer” at a working class 65 year than setting fire to a bundle of 30 year olds with Lambos.

I was trying to find something on the linguistics of this homoerotic part of the b*ble but instead I found this which is so horny I had to share www.facebook.com/groups/55264...

me when he posts a selfie with a hint of shaft on close friends

Coles' lawyers' bonuses are down, down.

just went on a timewarp looking at gay bulletin boards on the internet archive… what a time to be online that was omg

The Australian literally found a guy with a Porsche and a property portfolio to be the voice of the 'victims' of the budget

good morning

Hey LGBTQIA+ Australians! The biggest and most important health survey for our communities is out after 7 years. I use it all the time for my work. It's essential, life-saving data. Please fill it out! RT to get the word out latrobearcshs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Happy 5'9" day to all the 69 inch tall themperors still shopping for clothes in the kids' section 😌🛍️

I made this website the other week when I was deliriously unwell. I think you can probably tell. Incredible news if you like .gifs of cats meewow.neocities.org

Going live in just under 25h to queue for for Zizaran's Class Gauntlet Event in Path of Exile. This will be my first time playing in a PoE gauntlet that has permadeath… come watch me suffer as I desperately try to survive and earn myself a free cosmetic lootbox 🤣 www.twitch.tv/julia_ruby

Since today The MAHA Report positively covered Shen Yun AND I just got pitched to host two Shen Yun performers on Conspirituality, let's go over Falun Gong once again. • Founder Li Hongzhi believes aliens will displace humanity with clones, and science is the result of alien interference /1

Surely it would be more cost-effective to simply pay Iran to reopen the strait

i go absolutely feral for a bi/pan man with a fagcent

AMAZON WISHLISTS WILL NOW DOX YOU If you have ever posted or sent someone a link to your wishlist, and you don't want everyone with that link to know your address, you should copy all items to a new list and delete the old one *right now*.

Amazon is making a change to Wishlists that may make your address visible to gift buyers, starting on March 25, 2026. They recommend you get a PO Box to protect yourself from accidentally being doxxed.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

Save me, tall cub with the warm voice who works at the hardware store

In case y'all don't know about the addictive personalised fyp someone made bsky.app/profile/spac... (click pin up the top to add to your feeds)

Got this on clearance. Very yummy but I find myself missing the crunch of their Crispy Chilli Oil.

Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.

GAY HOCKEY SHOW!!!!! 😭😭😭

Just watched Heated Rivalry eps 2–5 and omggg. I kinda had ep 5 spoiled for me by everyone posting about it but it was still a very impactful moment. Wow. Also I enjoyed ep 3 a lot.

Literally why I unplug my mic from my PC every time I'm done using it bsky.app/profile/mtc1...

Had a vividly tactile dream, and then dreamt I woke up an thought 'wow it's so weird to be able to feel sensations that intensely in a dream'. Yes dream me, it is.

#WorstManOGN COVER TIME

Had no idea Princess Bride and Spinal Tap were directed by the same dude

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

I’m disappointed by this change at MSHC. I encourage you to submit your feedback. Working on a larger article about how funding is failing to keep up with healthcare in Victoria. #melbourne #sexualhealth

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

this is how it feels having a video/stream in picture-in-picture mode while I play chess

This thread 😬

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

terrible news: I got a Kiwi Favourites box and have discovered I quite like Buzz Bars

Gays that don’t participate in penetration:

nychealthy @nychealthy.bsky.social Wearing a mask in crowded indoor settings this fall can protect you and others from COVID-19, flu, and RSV, even if you don’t have symptoms. Well-fitting masks, like N95s, KN95s, or KF94s provide the best protection: www.nyc.gov/site/doh/cov...

They're running cover for the rapist pedophile president by trying to manufacture more pretext for going after trans people. They're digging up anything they can from years old cases to try and tie it to trans people despite having absolutely nothing to do with trans people.

MAGA is currently trying to distract from Trump/Epstein by fabricating that the Trump shooter was trans. They cite that his DeviantArt profile allegedly had "they/them" pronouns despite the fact that legacy users w/o a gender selected automatically had "they/them" assigned to their profiles.