The trains aren't running because the phone network is down? We should nationalise and de-profit both. Maybe some other stuff too for good measure, like supermarkets and childcare

Responses of certain men 'on the left' re: Planter and re: Albo rhyme. They hate the idea of sus behaviours disqualifying men from positions of power, trust, authority because they're also behaving susly. (by sus I mean Planter's tattoo, shitty reddit posts, texts… *not* the allegations)

when someone shows you their nazi tattoo, believe them

Seeing multiple men in my feed trying to sound woke while simultaneously co-signing the PM commenting on a woman's fuckability. Incredible exhibits of missing the point entirely coming from the same men who'll nod along to their mates saying much more vile shit behind closed doors.

Every album by a band I like that was released after 2001 is "the new one".

Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.

Opened a fresh bottle of EVOO a few days ago and have been positively *drenching* pasta in it. Like if you replaced the water in a stew with olive oil. 👩🏼‍🍳

The article on Norwegian cuisine goes to some dark places

Has anyone noticed that there are some DADS driving the trains?

all scenes are unnecessary in movies. there's no need for any scenes. everyone should just read the plot summary on wikipedia

Idea: A positive integer N is called _small_ if almost all positive integers are greater than N.

i need to restate this periodically: i dont capitalize & often mess up my grammar bc it is part of my personal activism:w/ my words i challenge the subconscious idea we all have that associates perfect grammar & lang presentation w valuable ideas and content, bc that association is classist & racist

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

🚨On Monday July 27 at 2pm AEST, every phone in Australia will get very loud. 🚨 If you are vulnerable, with a phone as part of your escape plan, please make sure that you take steps to protect yourself. If you aren't vulnerable, please help get the word out to protect those who are.

Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Qld government accused of removing Aboriginal people from health roles in 'Project Invisibility'

Substrate?? I sure hope they're not

me when a dom trans man is doing me in the amazon position

"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".

once again swooning over a faggy bisexual man

I got some nice bagels from a local bakery and some French whipped goat cheese and suddenly I understand why people like having bagels with just cream cheese and pepper.

LMMMLMMLMLLM: Lin-Manual Miranda’s men loving men multi-level marketing large language model.

Been in a long distance flirtationship with this smokin’ hot latino but I have to dump him because he thinks the word ‘pash’ is gross.

"When someone offers you a seat on the rocket, don't ask questions." -Eric Schmidt.

Running a campaign on "I owe you DISGUSTING VOTERS NOTHING YOU UNGRATEFUL PEASANTS NOTHING do you want the other guy I will punish you with him." And nothing but is not a winning strategy

Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

Remember, kids: It is in the interest of the moneyed classes to couch intrasocietal struggles as intergenerational warfare because they’d rather have you yelling “boomer” at a working class 65 year than setting fire to a bundle of 30 year olds with Lambos.

I was trying to find something on the linguistics of this homoerotic part of the b*ble but instead I found this which is so horny I had to share www.facebook.com/groups/55264...

me when he posts a selfie with a hint of shaft on close friends

Coles' lawyers' bonuses are down, down.

just went on a timewarp looking at gay bulletin boards on the internet archive… what a time to be online that was omg

The Australian literally found a guy with a Porsche and a property portfolio to be the voice of the 'victims' of the budget

good morning

Hey LGBTQIA+ Australians! The biggest and most important health survey for our communities is out after 7 years. I use it all the time for my work. It's essential, life-saving data. Please fill it out! RT to get the word out latrobearcshs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Happy 5'9" day to all the 69 inch tall themperors still shopping for clothes in the kids' section 😌🛍️

I made this website the other week when I was deliriously unwell. I think you can probably tell. Incredible news if you like .gifs of cats meewow.neocities.org

Going live in just under 25h to queue for for Zizaran's Class Gauntlet Event in Path of Exile. This will be my first time playing in a PoE gauntlet that has permadeath… come watch me suffer as I desperately try to survive and earn myself a free cosmetic lootbox 🤣 www.twitch.tv/julia_ruby

Since today The MAHA Report positively covered Shen Yun AND I just got pitched to host two Shen Yun performers on Conspirituality, let's go over Falun Gong once again. • Founder Li Hongzhi believes aliens will displace humanity with clones, and science is the result of alien interference /1

Surely it would be more cost-effective to simply pay Iran to reopen the strait

i go absolutely feral for a bi/pan man with a fagcent

AMAZON WISHLISTS WILL NOW DOX YOU If you have ever posted or sent someone a link to your wishlist, and you don't want everyone with that link to know your address, you should copy all items to a new list and delete the old one *right now*.

Amazon is making a change to Wishlists that may make your address visible to gift buyers, starting on March 25, 2026. They recommend you get a PO Box to protect yourself from accidentally being doxxed.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.