I think that if you’re going to be the head of a university you should be an academic. Wild, I know. But maybe running universities as a corporation (mainly to fleece international students) has got us to the mess where we are today. Universities are a public good and they should be run as such.

GOODBYE JULIE BISHOP

Just a cheeky ride across The Bridge ™ after canoeing on The Harbour ™ at sunrise. God damn it Sydney you’re beautiful.

Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” is sublime. Dracula is also the messiest soft butch femme queen alive, or undead, as the case may be.

Some homosexual on Grindr messaged me to ask me if I am Latino now?? He was telling *me* that last time we spoke I was Fijian. I had never spoken to this white nor have I ever been Fijian or even been to Fiji. But we really do look the same to some of you huh?

Why do I have to love men? Y’all are so complicated ?!? 😂

I'm an abolitionist but more of you should be in jail tbh

I am so sorry to everybody on the hantavirus cruise ship but you’re just gonna have to stay put. Thoughts and prayers, we thank you for your service but I am not teaching through another pandemic.

I have news! My first book, 'Where the Sun Rises Square' was just selected as co-winner of the Roberto Reis Book Prize from the Brazilian Studies Association! brasa.org/roberto-reis...

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So many of you are thirst follows. Who? I will never tell.

prayers up for 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 some good 🕯 🕯 old fashioned 🕯 🕯 bucket kicking 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

I had a weekend of entertaining men and sunny ocean swims.

These little introvert seats are always my choice on Sydney trains.

Someone from El Salvador is not Salvadorean or El Salvadorean or Salvadoran or El Salvadoran, they are: El Salvadorable.

Repping the homeland.

If you need to go somewhere and not spend any money, please visit your local library. Library crawls are awesome. Every library is its own little world.

The birdies come every day now!

All of that money and the western Australian legislation still looks like this. Girls did you make this on Netscape navigator? The fuck!?

Came place, twenty years apart.

What about when Woolies is stealing? That appears to be just fine.

I still don’t know (or care) why Rebel Wilson is in the news despite this receiving wall to wall coverage in the media.

The basket of condoms at the gay bar:

No one elected you, get a real job. (And your parents were cousins.)

I am a 9

Every week I take myself out on a little date. No phone just me and whatever. This was this week’s, a little (long) commute down the parramatta river.

Envy me, Sydney. @panja47.bsky.social brought me biscuits this morning and I came to work early just so I could take a leisurely 1.25 hour sunset ferry ride back into town from Parra. Life is cute

I went to bed yesterday at 7:15 and I regret nothing.

White people are really out here kissing their dogs in the mouth.

Italian man beckoning everyone to check out a car wreck.

Have a gummy and go get a deep tissue massage. Believe me you will never know bliss like that.

More beach time yesterday. There will be more today.

Best fast food chips? Go.

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

I am at the beach and I am also extremely naked

Hole’s version of “Gold Dust Woman” is better than the original. Fight me, I’m going to love it and you’re going to lose which means I’m going to love it even more. music.apple.com/au/album/gol...

If your commemoration only looks backwards, it is performative.

Little fish. Big fish. Swimming in the water. Come back here and give me my daughter.

Girls I have found my new personality.

If the lesson of these wars is that empire, occupation, imperial machinery and industrialised violence against civilians are unconscionable and catastrophic - that lesson applies today just as much as 1915. Lest we forget means nothing if it only looks backwards.

My morning bike ride is cuter than yours.

I’ve got pearls beneath my legs My lips, my hands, my hips I got diamonds beneath my thighs Where his ego will find bliss

Me and who?

I just paid a shitload of money in taxes. I don’t mind contributing tax because it’s how we build a society, but how is it that enormous corporations like Qantas and others contribute no tax despite taking in billions? Much to think about.

The Wikipedia article “Meaning of life” has been edited 10,713 times in its 25 year existence, and 23% of those edits have been reverted as vandalism. One common pattern is for vandals to delete the entire article and replace it with a single line. I collected some examples from the old days:

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Brisbane is fucking great actually. Had to crash and dash but I wi be back in you. You really are very fucking great actually. Weird, weird racist undercurrent but you do go off, Queensland. I do like you very much.

And. I. Oop. Preach these truths today sister.