Christmas in July is tacky.

the fuck it will

Skin

AND ANOTHER THING. Why is the prime minister on a podcast. Go to work bitch

In hindsight, the 2005 discovery of viagra for bald eagles was a gamechanger

I watched Disney’s The Lion King ™ The Musical ® yesterday, matinee performance and the amount of hot young DADS in that theatre! Jah Jehova Christ alive the sinning I wanted to commit beside, behind, And betwixt them.

Hike was a success.

It’s hike time!

Envy me. I have sun dried, fresh sheets.

Moira Deeming is too toxic even for Pauline Hanson. Let that sink in.

“Male friendship”. I’ve had a lot of male friendship in my time let me tell you.

Starting a trans only charity softball league where profits will go towards arming more trans people with bats

Not to yuck their yum but that’s sweet of them to admit to something like that.

Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people

Vamos #PAR

Has anyone noticed that there are some DADS driving the trains?

Hey can you lend me your pink musk pencil

I wonder what Hillary Swank is up to? I hope she's well.

The sun is my assistant.

Israel too?

My local theatre is nicer than yours.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Hey! You! Yes you! Go drink water, you're too cute to be dehydrated 😘

From a very young age, I always knew there was something wrong with everyone else.

My favourite queer character portrayal are the witches in Macbeth.

I have a work husband and he is beautiful and he is in the office today. He doesn’t know he’s my work husband or indeed that I even exist, but I love him daddy 🥹

Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him

Keir Starmer: The Malcolm Turnbull of Kevin Rudds.

Larry shouldn’t have to put up with all this shit in his old age

There’s nothing I won’t do to make your stay comfortable.

finished a massive rewrite of barbie fashion designer, a game that has had an enormous impact nobody recognises except anyone who was a girl in 1996. with god as my witness i will get this to featured article status. people will learn about printable polymers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_...

I have just finished Beloved. I am not ok.

Just ended a friendship that needed to end, rough, tough shit but I’m glad I did it.

MACKENZIE WAS SO FUCKING SILLY. So good. Good show. Great show. Go watch it asap.

Mackenzie by Bell Shakespeare was sensational! How fun! It was just so SILLY oh that was great.

Got tickets to Mackenzie a retelling of Macbeth where Macbeth is a teen pop star in the 00s accompanied by her obsessive stage mother- presumably Ms Lady Macbeth. Pumped.

ACAB includes HR

Ok so Hair was kind of shit and I left at intermission. The nudity made up for the ticket price.

We need content warnings for anti war messages now?

Talk to me. Tell me your dreams, am I in them? Tell me your fears, are you scared? Tell me your stories.

It’s all fun and games until you have to appear before ICAC.

Funny how this one just disappeared down the memory hole…

PLEASE!!

Truly though: why is this a war? What is the rush? Why scramble madly to suffer the socialised harms of a building where the benefits are both offshored and privatised? None of this makes any sense, it's just 3000 CEOs yelling because the people around them are yelling www.afr.com/companies/fi...

joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them

Hello Queer Bluesky, this Pride Month my aim is to reach more awesome queer people on here! So, a small introduction: I’m Damo, a researcher who investigates queer representations in media and culture (particularly onscreen).

We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.