My Latino supremacy brain thought it wonderful the Costa Rican flag was flying proudly in Sydney. Alas.

Australia

Commuting in Sydney feels like this.

She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.

Horse meat disco Australia tour. Hell yeah who wants to dance to homosexual disco house and make out?

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Just waking up for another day of being a bad bitch

Turkish bread > baguettes

I do not GIVE A if the president of the US meets our prime minister. In fact, the less we have to do with the USA the better.

just because Jimmy Kimmel is back doesn't mean you should go back to giving money to the mouse. it's so important — and don't forget, easy — to learn how to steal from huge media conglomerates.

Im watching Downton abbey the movie (don’t) and the cinema is just me, a lot of polite looking white ladies and about six French twinks for some reason

I just found out about this! One more day to get a bundle of 382 games donated by some awesome indie devs for 8 USD (about $12 AUD) with all the proceeds going to UNRWA. They're just past about $100,000 raised so far, which is massive. Gamers, chip in! Link: itch.io/b/2979/play-...

Beyonce, Melbourne, October 2013.

Sydney’s most affordable house is on the market!!! Asking price $71 million. Negotiable.

So this weekend, I met the most beautiful boy I have ever seen IRL, I went hiking and and rowing and swimming and finished with watching the sun set from The House® Life is good.

Disney adults, I owe you an apology, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

Democracy dies in whiteness.

A MI ME IMPORTA UN BICHO LO QUE A TI TE VALE VERGA

Can I be vulnerable? I don’t like pizza.

Dutch late night TV has its take

If I was your woman the things I’d do to you. But I’m not. So I can’t. And I won’t. But…

I celebrated me being here three years with a medical-grade green cigarillo and cider and Beyonce.

3 years of living a life of debauchery in Sydney. Wouldn’t have it any other way. www.instagram.com/reel/DNnPSsL...

My room

hahahahahahahah oh good heavens I’d rather give birth to a chair

Never have I been so personally victimised by a meme like I have right here, right now, on this day, at this moment.

Fifty years ago, Papua New Guinea became independent from Australia. The speech Gough Whitlam delivered on that day reminds us both of Australia's history as an empire, and how thoroughly the nation has forgotten its colonial past and the responsibilities which grow from it.

I just watched Lesbian Space Princess and if you haven’t you really should.

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Charcoal. Yum yum 😋

“there is an overwhelming amount of people doing this thing but we won’t include any of them or any examples of it in our story” is a load bearing pillar of right wing bullshittery

Happy Independence Day to my beautiful and beloved El Salvador. Yes we replaced one coloniser for another but that because entirely our business from them on in.

Not sure why anyone would buy an expensive cruise on The Harbour™ when you can catch the $8 ferry from Watson’s Bay.

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Anywhere anytime I don’t mind I don’t mind

Bondi to Manly continued….

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

It’s actually impressive the lengths this guy will go to avoid understanding the actual causes of problems. He truly is the ultimate consultant

Had a gummy and now I’m on a boat.

Warning! If you are currently high, do NOT stare at this picture for 10 minutes like I just did.

Don't ever let anyone gaslight you into believing empathy is weakness. Possessing kindness, curiosity, and care for others is cool AF - and the strongest people I know have those attributes in spades 💛 | tees: tinyurl.com/5h3kd8pd

White people stop having themed parties challenge. You CAN just have a gathering of people without mandating that your guests have to come in costume.

Girls I tried dragonboating today. PREPARE FOR ME TO BECOME INSUFFERABLE. More insufferable.

Vine was ahead of its time.

Does anyone have the contact details for those Etsy witches?

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

Did you know that Peaches did a one woman version of Jesus Christ Superstar? It was called, Peaches Christ Superstar, naturally. youtu.be/tHJQduA5_38?...

My gay babies I started the Bondi to Manly walk today.

I have thoughts, but I certainly don’t have prayers.

I told someone I was going to bounce back like the iconic Gloria Estefan after the bus crash. And they didn’t understand my reference because I am old.