New insult just dropped

Look at this YOOHOO FELLAS ass sandwich I made for dinner.

Hey… Sup… I’m Raven your acid bath princess of darkness…

3rd period 2025 gainz

Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder

How many fights do people get in on a daily basis… I need to know im not the only one

is the grunch

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup

Scales broken so that’s a win for today

The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…

Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese

Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover

"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"

Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever

Happy birthday to this monster

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me

My rides here

My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”

85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)

It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you

Thus endith the cut

If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed

Safety first

Sorry but Im fucking sick of this one sided empathy; wheres the empathy for every marginalized person harmed by Kirk and his influence? He spent his life helping ruin lives. You wanna talk about empathy, ask yourself about every person he negatively effected.

Singing we didn’t start the fire at karaoke and changing the words to the periodic table

My new pre workout that tastes like the inside of my dogs ear AMA

Me at work youtu.be/3BhIPuCZBnw

Why I find it hard to leave New York

NYC here, happy to explain Hakeem Jeffries bullshit His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!

Autocorrect changed bah humbug to nah humbug now I can’t stop saying it

I would marry an ice cream sandwich

Live cam of me leaving work today

Working out, but as a threat

N+1 beers

Rental house book shelves are always so wild

Mixed bag this week not going to lie… but we did it kids

Wellness is the degraded Calvinism that says you are one of the elect who will be spared the coming inferno if you demonstrate adequate virtue (low enough bmi).

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything

Four tall boys no lunch

Lightbulb out at the gym said happy pride

Slip n Slide or Crocodile Mile?

Flourishing Canine Friday

Me trying to blend at the gay bar

April Taurus blessing, spring allergy curse

Sometimes it snows in April