85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)

It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you

Thus endith the cut

If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed

Safety first

Sorry but Im fucking sick of this one sided empathy; wheres the empathy for every marginalized person harmed by Kirk and his influence? He spent his life helping ruin lives. You wanna talk about empathy, ask yourself about every person he negatively effected.

Singing we didn’t start the fire at karaoke and changing the words to the periodic table

My new pre workout that tastes like the inside of my dogs ear AMA

Me at work youtu.be/3BhIPuCZBnw

Why I find it hard to leave New York

NYC here, happy to explain Hakeem Jeffries bullshit His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!

Autocorrect changed bah humbug to nah humbug now I can’t stop saying it

I would marry an ice cream sandwich

Live cam of me leaving work today

Working out, but as a threat

N+1 beers

Rental house book shelves are always so wild

Mixed bag this week not going to lie… but we did it kids

Wellness is the degraded Calvinism that says you are one of the elect who will be spared the coming inferno if you demonstrate adequate virtue (low enough bmi).

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything

Four tall boys no lunch

Lightbulb out at the gym said happy pride

Slip n Slide or Crocodile Mile?

Flourishing Canine Friday

Me trying to blend at the gay bar

April Taurus blessing, spring allergy curse

Sometimes it snows in April

Either these scammers are getting better or my cognitive decline is real.. almost got me!

Recommend calling it bulking, not eating your feelings

Because we live in the dumbest timeline possible my favorite internet thing is relevant today

Forced to live in dystopia of unlimited consumption yet somehow my shoe size never in stock

Emo night would fix me I think

Just used 1/2 jar of tiger balm

I dont do arms, I have a 100lb dog who pulls on his leash

Doing more cardio, just incase

“Thanks for Checking” is my email equivalent to bless your heart

Just hanging out in the brathroom

Why does my dog look more put together than me at all times

Switching it up for 2025… jk same pose

Last workout of the year

They both got seatbelts for Christmas and now hate me

Why is are Wednesday holidays allowed? America not sure how to act… real mess out here

Yes Fahrenheit

Person in front of me just ordered bacon egg and cheese bagel scooped w the cheese on the side and she wanted the scooped out part in the bag

No one even asked about my shirt

Pre workout pie hitting rn

Who ordered the 222lb turkey

Love Monday mornings because you can see people code switch to office speak in real time