If you don’t like my peaches don’t shake my tree

Bear bar named Gay Woof Large would do so well unfortunately

Canada hates power plays as much as Hughes hates his teeth

Reaction side eye for a man who had just fallen over putting on his shoe

Just joined the wrong meeting and got hit with the”actually while you are here…”

Year of the hoarse

I want to be buried 12 ft deep for dramatic reasons

I would have paid anything to have Italy bring out Ann Marie Lasterassi in the opening ceremony

LUTHER VANDROSS!??!

I don’t know how to flex my back it just kinda does things. Anyway, i know how to build a guillotine if it comes up.

Biblically accurate Lactuca

Hey did you hear it’s going to snow?

Starting my influencer career late in life w a series of icy hot unboxing videos

New insult just dropped

Look at this YOOHOO FELLAS ass sandwich I made for dinner.

Hey… Sup… I’m Raven your acid bath princess of darkness…

3rd period 2025 gainz

Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder

How many fights do people get in on a daily basis… I need to know im not the only one

is the grunch

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup

Scales broken so that’s a win for today

The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…

Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese

Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover

"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"

Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever

Happy birthday to this monster

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me

My rides here

My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”

85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)

It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you

Thus endith the cut

If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed

Safety first

Sorry but Im fucking sick of this one sided empathy; wheres the empathy for every marginalized person harmed by Kirk and his influence? He spent his life helping ruin lives. You wanna talk about empathy, ask yourself about every person he negatively effected.

Singing we didn’t start the fire at karaoke and changing the words to the periodic table

My new pre workout that tastes like the inside of my dogs ear AMA

Me at work youtu.be/3BhIPuCZBnw

Why I find it hard to leave New York

NYC here, happy to explain Hakeem Jeffries bullshit His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!

Autocorrect changed bah humbug to nah humbug now I can’t stop saying it

I would marry an ice cream sandwich