might make a full version of this there is absolutely a market for "balatro but dice" right

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

thinking of becoming a Flight Deals guy. you know the kind of guy. you dont hear from them until suddenly they're in Uzbekistan they got a really good deal on going to Uzbekistan the layover was fine check out my reels on instagram eating Uzbek food its good

going up to my local cafe and asking if i can just have a single item. like a boiled egg. they let me do it. i'm not sure if it inconveniences anyone but you can absolutely go "hey can i just have one of your avocados"

i want to eat the new zealand election mascot. he looks like he would taste like orange jello. i dont care if i bite into him and it turns out to be flesh and blood i MUST know what he tastes like

olfactory memory is a weird thing. i dont really have a great sense of smell since getting covid but my brain has an entire lobe dedicated to remembering the new plastic smell of my xbox controller in 2004

the irony isnt lost on me that i had to upgrade my computer to play a remaster of a game that was released in 2006 that i could have played...on the windows xp machine right next to my computer

they need a term to describe the state of suspicion that you may, in fact, be very neurodiverse, but as you don't really have a plan to investigate it or any benefits from diagnosis, you just stew in the glorious ambiguity of your own metacognition

Created a game in 48 hours over the weekend for #minijam 202 called Dicebreaker. It's a little dice throwing game made to look like an old Windows 3.1 desktop title. Was fun figuring out how to design a staged puzzle game with nothing but dice! hypertelex.itch.io/dicebreaker #gamedev #indiedev

stretch marks are a normal thing that bodies do. i have big thighs so they run up my leg. i have learned to like them. heaps of people have them and people can be kind of weird talking about them as if they mean anything

i am discovering that you can just buy weights and lift them up and down at home without having to listen to gym music or have a pt tell you to do it. this is what milennials called a "life hack" in 2014. its legal and cops will let you do it

photos of me in 2016? nope. i was a goblin twink with no self esteem. i dont think i even took selfies of myself in 2016. ive grown a lot since then. i think i am hotter and happier leaving my early twenties behind tbh

thinking of getting into world of warcraft. is that still a thing. i miss sinking all my productive time into an mmo

favorite genre: the hottest women you know doing cheesy action movies and everything is blue

gm

its 2026 so you know what that means! ten mental health care plan appointments just dropped baby!!!

I miss old capitalist techno-utopianism which was less AI and designer peptides and bitcoin and more like "what if you could live in an arcology?" or "what if you could ride a monorail into work?" these were simplistic and completely unworkable ideas that everyone could root for

ROTOSOK is going well. It's sokoban but it rotates. Trying to introduce a different mechanic each level too. Made a main menu, level select and editor so kinda feels like the gameplay loop is there - just gotta make puzzles~ #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame

perfume genius pics came back underexposed but go kinda hard

making a minimalist sokoban style game with a level editor to pass the time over the break. sokoban except the grid is a diamond and it rotates. that's a gimmick, right?

this is what happens to film when you forget that it's in your backpack and it goes through airport security xrays a few times

did beach and hiked 12k steps to lighthouse, time to sleep through the rest of 2025 gn hny

in newy

current mood

doing keto for a while. its really great. you eat eggs. i am the egg man now. eggs in every variation possible. eggseggseggseggs

spent the afternoon researching and writing the article for Save the Date (2013), a game i remember playing a decade a go. it's a deliciously meta send-up of VNs and dating sims - basically you're bumbling through a deeply, existentially doomed date en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_th...

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arenanet remastered guild wars ("reforged") recently to work on the steam deck so its been a lot of fun playing the same mmo i've played since 2008 over again from scratch

its not a pussy palace, its more of a pussy basement at the moment, but make yourself at home i guess

i only top after taking one of these

creating a version of this except for my mental health

discovered fiona apple's music, in the same way that one would discover a new star or body of land

disclosing my social media accounts to US border agents who immediately deport me for posting cringe

considering taking a suspiciously long trip to turkey in 2026. no reason really, just enjoying mosques, byzantines, uhh, hairy men, no real purpose,

saw Bar Italia. they're really fun live. indie band pivoting to doing a cocky 00s post-punk thing

lame alternate history: what if the nazis won? what if the roman empire didnt collapse? what did abloobloobloo dont care cool alternate history: what if Bjork was a gamer? did Bjork own an Xbox? What was Bjork's Xbox Live gamertag? Did Bjork own the Halo 2 Multiplayer Map Pack?

therapist: it's okay. it's just a photo. a photograph can't give you deep sense of deep, inescapable existential dread the photo:

me asking guys on the apps if they're into 90s pc games or analog photography or shoegaze and they say no

gm (at the fake beach)

my brain attempting to resist the temptation to not demolish the cadbury mini eggs that have been sitting in the fridge for two weeks

I personally think there is an appropriate line that can be drawn between where conspiracies are entertaining and funny instead of sad and pathetic and that line is drawn at "david bowie predicted covid-19 in 1999 and made a game with david cage and bill gates called omikron to condition the public"

airbnb host welcoming me to premises shirtless whilst mowing his lawn 5/5 highly recommend abs were great personality was great would stay again

average modscene: 2000 "we changed this character's art so she wears a bra now! sexy ~" 2025 "Since the SpicyTouch patch 2.32 Vore Update you can now be vored by all characters if they defeat you in combat. Fixed a bug where the Cum Meter reverted to zero during goon animation"

jk this is my most listened to song of the year. dee-lite's later stuff is a gem. 'dewdrops in the garden' is one of the best 90s dance albums of all time and over an hour mix of pretty much every dance trend of the era: pop, trance, house, acid, shubuya-kei, trip hop youtu.be/A04gycSgC-I?...

not posting my spotify unwrapped bc im a little freak who listens to embarrassing garbage. nobody needs to know that

No good ever came of late-night rumination. Life's problems have never been resolved by anyone at 11pm. Deal with that tomorrow

me telling my department to give me a better work laptop

How did Spotify clock me

I approach the nearest Female at the party. My 30-day Men's Wisdom course has prepared me for this. "Hello," I intone sagely and coolly. "You want to know more about me." She doesn't react; maybe a frown. "I'm an existentialist", I helpfully add. No response. "You know, Socrates always said th-

still thinking about him