Check out those shoulder pads though

Watching Haunted Hotel on Netflix and the character Ben being right-handed seems wrong

There is something so ‘wants to be famous but will never be famous’ about a selfie in a car

The hit piece commissioned because they were scared of our ad:

Check out my garden waking up 🌱

Due to a broken down vline I’m now taking a 469 bus to Essendon and WHAT is this bus route? @ptua.org.au

The pigeons here get far too close. They do not respect me

LANGUAGE UPDATE: ❌ “i saw a youtube that…” ✅ “i bore witness to a prophecy wherein…”

Search and rescue were out last night between midnight and 5am over bass strait. No other info about this online though #auspol

Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear

If you’ve never had yuzu jam before let this be a sign from the heavens that you should go out and get some today

Choices. My @smh @theage cartoon.

The simple pleasure of steamed carrot and steamed broccoli

Where is the anklet emoji

Second hand embarrassed for the grown man reading a harry potter book on the train this morning

Classicists 🤝 Shakespeareans

gorgeous feeling when you replace your wired earphones with airpods as you step onto a train carriage lousy with shrieking children

Bald John Wilkes Booth’s last words

Seeing myself in a mirror is a mesmerising and exhilarating experience

The algo has started showing me fishing lure videos and this stuff looks like the easiest shit I've ever seen yes I've been drinking this afternoon

Interesting (racist?) that they have a translation of the name in Italian despite being a world wide association

Please be sure to wear special fancy clothes when you drive an hour to sit at the computer all day

This episode of American Dad has the second most devastating use of the Steve Miller Band’s Abracadabra after The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

Fire under Wurundjeri Way at the Yarra?

We watched Sinners (2025)

God I want some savoury shapes right now

Nearly a quarter of the seats in parliament are "non-classic" contests - where either 1st or 2nd is not a major party - incl the seats held by the ALP, Lib & Nats leaders #OffTheCharts @browne90.bsky.social @skyelark.bsky.social @joshuablackjb.bsky.social australiainstitute.org.au/post/for-maj...

This is the reason Savoury Shapes are the best flavour of Shapes

I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007) was the canary in the coalmine that everyone ignored and for our sins we were handed Jack And Jill (2011)

You don't understand! The ALP government has to support Israeli genocide, US war crimes, the destruction of the rule of law, and the north west gas shelf, because it only has a 51 seat lead on the Coalition. Something something Murdoch. They're really progressive, I swear.

Can the Australian government not push us into a war? Thenks prishiate it

Welcome to the new solar year, I just bought a pair of possum merino gloves

I watched A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966) this morning. A good time before modern dentistry

Still in denial about being a bird person, but check out these guys in this bush!

You know what's bullshit? Having to accept the things you cannot change

I'm still thinking about this

Five years of judgemental looks from Nathan so far and no sign of stopping

I'm not much of a 'bird guy' but seeing this type and I'm thinkin Hell Yeah!

if i hear an adult human say they are afraid of a city i will just assume they are also scared of the vacuum cleaner

Really enjoying this bird arcing up at its reflection in this petrol station window

Purple - 1882/1883 #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/3110022

Gardner math is considering the vegetables you spent $1000 to grow as free.

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

Bored of Going on your phone? Try Going on your phone Again

i love tony hawk's po tater 2

"Bluesky is dying" is amateur shit. My good bitches, I was here when the feed would run out. You'd read like 20 skeets and that was it, no more skeets for you, you had to wait an hour for enough to scroll through again because there weren't enough people here to fill a mid-sized sports stadium.

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

Drag Queen name: Cake Ceberano