Extraordinary footage. Police pulling off people engaged in peaceful prayer.

I can’t express how outrageous this whole thing is, but I’ve given it a go! #auspol For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social

Why is the adult human wearing such a poorly fitted blazer? Why does he have a Donald Trump forward lean?

every youtube video can be categorised into one of the two emotions pictured below:

Beyond the usual American things that trend on here, I’m always surprised that AEW Wrestling seems to be up there in the ranks every single week

For everyone posting about moot today, please know that in Australia it has a different meaning - moot.urbanup.com/14713721

my local Woolworths *only* sells endangered fish

Had a Celcius for the first time today and I hate the fake sugar taste but I enjoy the pep in my step

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

Jump scare

Wow there, speed racer. Not so fast! You haven’t looked at this cool bug I just saw yet

Crazy to think I went for a run yesterday and feel I could run again today. HOWEVER the smokey air has me feeling like inhale more of the air isn’t a great idea.

Disappointed to learn that a shiba inu I followed in 2014 now has multiple NFTs now

I hate that we are seeing the twilight of Australian democracy, but also savouring what precious little enjoy I can (seeing the L/NP continuously punch itself in the dick)

D*lly P*rton’s new version of her song is …not it I’m sorry

I don’t know why, but looking at this brooch while scrolling makes it shimmer

Kate Bollinger was a great way to spend a Friday night at the Night Cat

Fried Eggs Grant Boland 2022

Louise Adler comparing Randa and Tony Abbott as speakers who say things others may dislike 😎 www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01... Someone wanna check on the Australian to make sure they don't completely stroke out?

Beautiful prose

Oh that seems fine. Totally not piss into the wind here. I’m sure a future coalition govt with lower than 48% 2PP will handle the slightest criticism from Trades Hall without the hoisting of Labor’s petard.

Love to see it

Grass roots. My @smh cartoon.

Roses are red, Sunlight is bright

I’ve just been sent a text saying a friend’s mum (who lives on the Sunshine Coast) has been sent a text saying Ayatollah Khamenei has been killed by protesters.

Really enjoying how much green the garden now has

I think the McElroy bros will find it difficult to change this year’s name, or they are going directly against this year’s theme. A Chinese finger trap of a theme

The fix is in, folks. Maybe they could teach us how to murder 380,000 children under the age of five in a two year period as well?

I like to imagine the boulder that Sisyphus is pushing up the hill to be the same boulder that prometheus is chained to

The algo is coming for me!

Etch-a-sketch artwork museum devastated by mild earthquake

Etch-a-sketch artwork museum devastated by mild earthquake

An angel is just a human pegasus

Happy 20th anniversary to the Cronulla riots for yesterday. Weird to think that there are people that are 19 years and 3 months old who still don’t know their uncle is actually their dad

I was REALLY looking forward to getting back on the Eurovision bandwagon next year but yeesh

Sure Australian say weirds a bit odd at times, but have you heard a yank say ‘liqueur’?

Upsetting thought for today: if a kangaroo had big naturals the nipples would be in the pouch

Check out those shoulder pads though

Watching Haunted Hotel on Netflix and the character Ben being right-handed seems wrong

There is something so ‘wants to be famous but will never be famous’ about a selfie in a car

The hit piece commissioned because they were scared of our ad:

Check out my garden waking up 🌱

Due to a broken down vline I’m now taking a 469 bus to Essendon and WHAT is this bus route? @ptua.org.au

The pigeons here get far too close. They do not respect me

LANGUAGE UPDATE: ❌ “i saw a youtube that…” ✅ “i bore witness to a prophecy wherein…”

Search and rescue were out last night between midnight and 5am over bass strait. No other info about this online though #auspol

Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear

If you’ve never had yuzu jam before let this be a sign from the heavens that you should go out and get some today

Choices. My @smh @theage cartoon.