Interesting that Ben Roberts-Smith isn’t on LinkedIn 🤨

Finally watched Minari. A wonderful movie

Welcome back to AEST, baby! The early risers among us have never been up earlier! 😎😎🌅🌄

Just ate a cinnabon hot cross bun and the rumours are true

albo to announce national expansion of kingsley’s chicken

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to announce it’s not looking good for Essendon this year

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to let you all know I’m halfway through Infinite Jest and I have some Opinions

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to announce a royal commission into what is Hotdogs up to now

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to explain why the most recent elimination on Rupaul’s Drag Race makes narrative sense

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to ask everyone if they’re mad at me

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to let everyone know I’m thinking of changing super providers

Put on the ‘Your Friend’s Stoner Brother’s Playlist’ on Spotify for music in the shower and of course the first song to come on once I’m in the shower and can’t change the music is Green Day’s Good Riddance

Even better if it's a recipe video and the warn about whether they use pounds and ounces

Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.

Fuck you and your ray ban meta glasses

Okay you’re helping me out. Now what do you picture when I say ‘that guy has a ziff’?

If I use the word ‘ziff’ what do you think of?

What does the Iran War mean for mom and pop gun manufacturers?

The real reason for Australia’s teen social media ban was because they feared that a legend would rise up to inherit his will, continue his mission and become the new king.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

guys guys what was sbs meant to do? delta goodrem is only one of two australian musicians who don’t give a shit about dead kids and we sure as shit weren’t going to send marcia hines

Would people get mad at me for calling horchata Mexican chai?

Fellow Australians, I heard David Attenborough say ‘umbilical’ and I think this might be English people’s ‘skeletal’

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

I guess if nothing else this will be an easy way to remember today is Nathan’s birthday (he is 6)

The carpark of Campbellfield plaza smells like an Oud factory exploded

It’s time to start spelling ‘fifth’ ‘fith’

No one tells you that getting older is slowly forgetting whether ‘coach’ or ‘couch’ is the correct spelling, and the enshitification has taken our ability to trust spelling and grammar checks

My take that no one asked for: They are waiting for Trump to die. If they arrest people in the US Trump will pardon them. Once Trump’s out of the picture they can arrest people without pardonings

If you still willingly purchase Bertie Beetles at the show after decades of the quality of the ingredients being eroded you’re an idiot. Freddo frogs with crunchie are the high qual version and available year round

But, like, it’s just money for Israel so 🤷‍♂️

I can’t express how outrageous this whole thing is, but I’ve given it a go! #auspol For shame @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social

Why is the adult human wearing such a poorly fitted blazer? Why does he have a Donald Trump forward lean?

every youtube video can be categorised into one of the two emotions pictured below:

Beyond the usual American things that trend on here, I’m always surprised that AEW Wrestling seems to be up there in the ranks every single week

For everyone posting about moot today, please know that in Australia it has a different meaning - moot.urbanup.com/14713721

my local Woolworths *only* sells endangered fish

Had a Celcius for the first time today and I hate the fake sugar taste but I enjoy the pep in my step

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

Jump scare

Wow there, speed racer. Not so fast! You haven’t looked at this cool bug I just saw yet

Crazy to think I went for a run yesterday and feel I could run again today. HOWEVER the smokey air has me feeling like inhale more of the air isn’t a great idea.

Disappointed to learn that a shiba inu I followed in 2014 now has multiple NFTs now

I hate that we are seeing the twilight of Australian democracy, but also savouring what precious little enjoy I can (seeing the L/NP continuously punch itself in the dick)

D*lly P*rton’s new version of her song is …not it I’m sorry

I don’t know why, but looking at this brooch while scrolling makes it shimmer