Been asking myself “Am I even still an illustrator” quite a lot lately.

Watched Saltburn for the first time last weekend and maybe it helped that I happened to read the Castle of Otranto the day before so I was in a very “gothic” mindset but I had a fun time.

Roxxxy Andrews: “You know what I’ve had?” Detox:

Grayson Hall as the shrewish repressed lesbian in THE NIGHT IF THE IGUANA, you will always be famous.

I went to an old house yesterday with exquisite neo gothique decorating.

“Well Ru, I have a handbag and a Queen of Spades playing card” “You’re doing Dame Edith Evans for Snatch Game???”

Gotham city’s newest criminal strikes again! This sounds like a job for Batman!

The Castle of Otranto sure is a nutty book I read today. 100 pages long and every 5 pages a new character is added.

YoU wOuldN’t DaTe A cEntRe

Carrie Fisher books are so funny… damn!

Aramark. Providers of catering all over Ireland. Owners of most of the Avoca chain.

I KNOW A USAGE OF THE BEVEL EDGES EFFECT WHEN I SEE IT!!!!!

The War-on-Terror period of the Blair era really was a bizarre time for media. Remember when it was revealed that Sodor island had it’s own Guantanamo-esque rendition facility in 2006?

This is the one day of the year you can post this.

Actually, I do kinda love it on Drag Race when the remaining queens talk about a just-eliminated queen as if she’s just been executed by firing squad for losing a lip synch for your life.

ALIENS (1986).

The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

the realis normies/civilians, final version. ordinary salt of the earth type people

As a queer adult, who used to read comics as a teen but got back into them in adulthood…. Incan’t tell you how much I stan the Girls Comics heroines!

Marina Sirtis as Marina Abramovic tv biopic when?

Feeling quite anxious artistically. I need to work harder at making some progress in directions I want.

Who actually *placed* the curse on the Kennedy family?

asking this one more time! thank you!

My illustrations celebrating The Maltese Falcon entering the public domain

The best thing I've ever drawn.

sleeping the sleep of the wicked

Directed by David Lean, too!

Try me!

A pril fool: thanks for everything. - Julie Newmar.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

addressing the nation

BARAD DÛR!

Mrs. Dalloway on the morning of the day of her party:

Cambrian on my mind #sciart

"nice use of gill sans font. where'd you get it from, your mom?" me and all the popular girls are laughing at you. you leave school in tears. you never recover. you have to live in the woods. i go on to marry helvetica condensed bold and invent a new kind of apple

Flail Snail Large Elemental, Unaligned. A flail snail is a creature of elemental earth that is prized for its multihued shell. It may seem harmless, but if a creature big enough to be a threat approaches too close, the snail flashes a scintillating light and attacks with its mace-like tentacles.

Color process, where the rhythm pops. Basic colors, lines over basic colors, and the finished page, lights & shadows, colored lines and small effects. 4/4

Who wants my dulcet tones in your ear? We're only £250 away from unlocking the audiobook stretch goal! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

“ACAB” includes the Fashion Police.

average year 7 residential trip

"and at that moment, I wondered if his eye would have watched so ceaselessly if he had to date in New York City. Sauron might say he suffers no rival, but you just have to figure sometimes he might, just a little bit, after a bad night at Balzac"

Slept in my Laurie Anderson shirt and woke up in a perfect little world, that doesn’t really neeeed youuu.

Men ( I ) only want one thing ( a tiny, fanciful truck ) and it's disgusting

Some of you have curated an online persona instead of having a series of character building, aka miserable, experiences and it shows

Well Ru, for Snatch Game, I’m going to be doing Babe Paley.

Almost $30/mo for Netflix w/out ads? Your content is not THAT good- who the hell do you think you are, early 2000's era HBO? New price hike can fuck off- I was already very not thrilled & now will be cancelling (again). I remember when streaming was supposed to be more feasible than cable 🙃 📺📽️

It’s giving… it’s giving “slutty Ellen Ripley”.

W. S. Gilbert, deciding to expand “Three Little Maids from School Are We” from a solo song into a trio:

Those wizard school novels aren’t even relevant anymore.