I'm back on my bullshit, by which I mean watching the gayest episodes of The Golden Girls on Twitch. Going live now, come join us! www.twitch.tv/mattbaume

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

AnnaKendrick Skywalker.

Positive: Matt Smith (when I’ve shaved), Devendra Banhart (when I haven’t shaved) Negative: um…. Vincent Gallo?

New addition to the list of celebrities spotted on my street: Nicola Sturgeon. Joining: Ben Whishaw Jessie Buckley Stanley Tucci

why touch grass when you can touch ass

new William Gibson book opening line dropped

Reading the Epic of Gilgamesh for the first time and Gilgamesh and Enkidu are gay as fuck. The original story is yaoi. And I mean that like, the original STORY is yaoi

Just call me a giant puffball mushroom.

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Deadwood (HBO, 2004-2006)

I watched the new Jim Jarmusch film. It was okay but there is a moment Charlotte Rampling responds in mild disgust to the word "podcast" which may be the best thing to happen to cinema in five years.

Dudes rock.

Happy pride

Yorkshire's Most Dangerous Slags

[ ] in the streets, [ ] in the sheets

Get into this amazing deal! 😍😍😍

Iago in horny jail: (I dunno, I never read Othello)

“I know it was you, Dipsy” (Yes I know that that’s from the Godfather but it still works).

The category is listening to Dua Lipa and getting THRU it.

I have extended my article on Ornament and Identity: German Commercial Graphics from the 1900s with six newly bought specimen sheets. designreviewed.com/ornament-and...

AI when you ask it for literally any factual information:

That one car in Jiří Menzel’s 1966 film adaptation of CLOSELY OBSERVED TRAINS:

THE SCARLET EMPRESS (1934) Von Sternberg had a peculiar notion that this showy pomposity proved that film was an art medium. The picture is egocentric and empty of drama, yet it has the fascination (and the tediousness) that bizarre, obsessional movies often have.

Ken Russell top director for me, probably. Maybe I’ll think of a list.

Me, age 6, doing my sums:

….Birthday.

Illustrations for my scifi horror novel THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY. A grieving archaeologist joins an expedition to study an island that has suddenly appeared in the Atlantic — only to discover it’s sentient. An ancient, intelligent organism that doesn’t take kindly to pests. Art by Max Mitenkov.

….Birthday.

Not doing great.

Had a terrific day this week hanging out with the one and only @mattbaume.bsky.social !

William Friedkin smiling down from Heaven as OBSESSION destroys STAR WARS, finally avenging SORCERER

Thinking about bums

The only trouble (such as it is) with Gary Cooper movies is everyone else is acting in 1950 & he’s acting in 2000

The Steve Gutenberg Bible.

I dunno. I just think schadenfreude’s neat.

"What are you looking for?" The meddling kids who stole my cursed amulet

lol all my old enmity from the NFT days is bubbling back up. I will never forgive all those Juxtapoz-circa-2010-era artists who went all in on the money laundering jpegs

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Selene, after she ate the mugger and the woman he was robbing:

Phyllis Dietrichson looking for a new, horrible husband:

Hundred are dead, thousands are injured and even more are reported missing. The mayor is unaccounted for. A state of energy has been declared with the Prime Minister to issue a statement within the next hour.

We're currently doing a reprint of The Hard Switch by @odpomery.bsky.social (back in stock in a couple of weeks), but in the meantime, have you read Victory Point??? averyhillpublishing.bigcartel.com/product/vict...

Frogs! Everywhere! (A test tessellation design for some products).

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Frogs! Everywhere! (A test tessellation design for some products).

adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women

The last Imperial Chinese eunuch died in December 1996, which means it is PLAUSIBLE that he had seen Space Jam in theaters that November