A Blue Jays game is being broadcast is the pub. Me: TOR vs TB, I wonder what TB stands for? Husband, without a moment of hesitation: Tuberculosis

Cheers to the 1% of atheists who believe Jesus will return someday

Mordor on the Orient Express

Hope your all on time!✨ Happy International Rabbit Day

Oh to be a fat bear vibing on a lake. 😌

Me and my husband when the book club meets in a week:

Very healthy and pretty coyote this morning at the Arboretum.

I went to a book sale today

Me for the 20 hours AO3 is down:

Daily bunny no.3089 is standing guard

need a head start on picking out a Halloween costume? Wishbone has you covered

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Netta

Ukrainians

I will also say Ukrainians just look like that naturally. My husband and in-laws look stone cold and unimpressed constantly.

Oh sorry

Checking the news every morning like

If you ever wondered why Emma (1994) had an archery scene where the two romantic leads bicker with romantic tension it's because mother did it first:

Continue to be mesmerized by "all about eve" after watching it randomly once on TCM

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

I illustrated a tribute to my beloved cat, who is the most evil princess a cat can be. I love her.

Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art

welcome autumn! 🍂 🎃

Europeans:

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WHERE IS THAT DAMN RAPTURE ALREADY???

Tylenol PR guy had the worst office Monday today

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Little reminder I whipped up from Loki for no particular reason. 😘 #norsemythology

One more tiny painting for day 14 of #septempera - mulot sur pomme.

Update: sort of figured out the pattern and cut the fabric. The rest should be easy peasy lemon difficult.

This soundtrack makes me crave Smartfood white cheddar popcorn and avoiding midterms

So, here's the thing:

Lydia at the Tapestry Loom https://www.wikiart.org/en/mary-cassatt/lydia-at-the-tapestry-loom-1881

admittedly I think about ducks a lot but this is where my mind went t

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

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omg stunning....

Absolute Hellenic hubris to promise that AI will sync with Excel enough to pull data from it in any meaningful way. Excel of course being famously easy to navigate in a corporate setting and always created in a way that makes perfect sense.

One of the crazier things I learned as a parent was that a big chunk of Canadian schools especially in Ontario jumped ass first on "no excluding phonics, just read-by-vibes" method that became popular in US under No Child Left Behind and only started removing it (in my area at least) post-covid.

I was at an outdoor antique market today and I was viciously attacked by Father Time:

I'm watching "Howl's moving castle" while cooking (frying bacon lol) and man, Miyazaki's brain needs to be studied because deliberately romantic fiction created to get you going does not contain shatteringly romance moments like this movie, made by the grumpiest uncle in all of Japan, does.

What the fuck am I reading