🧵Hillary Moyer🪡
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chronically online (as long as my toddlers are napping)
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my embroidery! I mostly follow patterns but I'm still proud of it!
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almost 2 years ago
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Amy Colleen (sewistwrites)
1 day ago
Reading R.F. Kuang's new book but repeatedly shaking my head at a Getty Image of Netanyahu to show that I do not agree
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Nikolaj Bill
1 day ago
May the Fourth used to be a pagan festival celebrating the Earth, until Constantine watched The Empire Strikes Back and said it’s about the Force now.
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Michael Ian Black
1 day ago
I wrote about our dying Rudy.
michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-sell-out
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"Bided" doesn't feel like a real word, it seems like it should be "bode". ("He bode his time")
3 days ago
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Accidentally said "rotisserie phone" instead of rotary but I think with the right investors this could take off
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Hannah Posts
4 days ago
Men be like "wow, I talk to this object just like I talk to human women" and conclude the object must therefore be human, and not that they treat women like objects
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RJ Palmer
4 days ago
good tweet
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Are you mistaking a WWII phase for a "Nazi" phase?? Because most American men have not had a Nazi phase
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4 days ago
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The Longest Johns have a song called "Fire & Flame" about the 1917 Halifax explosion, and one of the verses goes like this: 1/4
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5 days ago
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Once again thinking about how Dolley Madison fled so quickly that she left behind a giant meal for the British to eat and she didn't even once consider poisoning it first??
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6 days ago
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I mean, Charles is a direct descendant of Alfred the Great so it's not *wrong*
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7 days ago
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Richard Waite
8 days ago
I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t??????
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The difference between Napoleon and Bovino is that only one of them was actually short
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8 days ago
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The Onion 🤝 My mom's call yesterday that my grandpa is in hospice care
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8 days ago
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This came back around on reddit so here's how you rig it immorally for blue: you make the kids vote first and make them vote blue. A lot of parents who were otherwise on the fence (because red is technically the logical choice if 100% vote red) follow suit. I call it the reverse Jonestown.
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Kirsten, the haunted doll that came with our house. While finishing our walkthrough I heard my husband yelp. I ran to the room that's now my daughter's where he was standing to find him staring into the closet, where a doll was left at eye level. We blame her for all home calamities.
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9 days ago
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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9 days ago
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Over the last 30 days, my AT&T app to handle spam calls analyzed 274 incoming calls and blocked 232 of them. And even then, I get at least one to three robocalls that slip through every single day. 😤
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I'm pretty damn anti-AI but I realized while reading instagram arguments that if someone says they're not going to cite sources/"it's not my job to teach you," etc then the correct response is to say that I can just use chatGPT to explain it to me instead! ☺️ (It's a lie, I wouldn't but still)
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15 days ago
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Maggie Harrison Dupré
15 days ago
Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature. Eight children were murdered in the shooting.
futurism.com/future-socie...
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In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control
In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.
https://futurism.com/future-society/forbes-mass-shooting-bets-gun-control
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ol' two-hats mcgee
15 days ago
free healthcare but your chart is live on polymarket
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alber
16 days ago
kidz bop demon hunters
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SergeeD🇨🇦
16 days ago
"In retrospect, Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over" - Dan Hodges
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Adam Conover
18 days ago
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
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Thor Benson
18 days ago
The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing
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I still remember the first time I turned the corner at the museum and saw this skeleton. I almost cried!
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19 days ago
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Just got a text from Chase fraud division about whether a purchase at Taco Bell was really us and I'm beginning to think this bank doesn't know us at all because of COURSE it's real
20 days ago
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Nikolaj Bill
21 days ago
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A Petticoat affair
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21 days ago
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Sometimes when playing with our kids my husband will kick it up a notch and say that the floor is SUN, as if lava was somehow survivable and needed to be further intensified.
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alber
21 days ago
“this is propaganda!” no, that’s american hero and icon spongebob squarepants saluting the flag
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Crystal-Lee Howley
23 days ago
Hear me out: Chicago Pope PD.
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Sean T. Collins
23 days ago
<Simon & Garfunkel voice> Would you piss on me, old friend
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23 days ago
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If you're in line to piss on Rod Dreher, STAY IN LINE
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23 days ago
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Amy Colleen (sewistwrites)
23 days ago
Today is the anniversary of the day my friend got shot. It seemed like a good day to celebrate her strength and wisdom.
www.amy-colleen.com/p/book-revie...
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Book Review: When Thoughts and Prayers Aren't Enough by Taylor S. Schumann
A five-star review, personal bias notwithstanding.
https://www.amy-colleen.com/p/book-review-when-thoughts-and-prayers
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Ranch liberal
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23 days ago
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If we're using "marathon" as a length of time now then it needs to be at least 26.2 hours (no breaks) before it qualifies as a marathon session of anything
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David_j_roth
24 days ago
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
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Jerad Walker
24 days ago
yinz gettin’ trashed
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Lindsay Fickas
24 days ago
On the surface, Walsh is right. But what’s interesting is his reasoning when he notably also does not have a soul
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Lindsay Fickas
24 days ago
Buying furniture from estate sales is so scary because what if it’s haunted?
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My only issue with this article is that it suggests that the entire Reformed movement is Christian Nationalist as if the PC(USA) doesn't exist, or that there aren't other Reformed folk who rebuke this
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24 days ago
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Amy Colleen (sewistwrites)
25 days ago
I am finding joy anywhere it can be found these days and the idea that Integrity has returned to earth is just... I really like it
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Meanwhile whenever I feel like I'm bringing shame on my father, I turn his box of ashes around so he can't see me
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I can say that I have no conscious plans to kill anyone, but I can't discount that we might all get activated like sleeper agents when the mothership comes back
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Catherynne M. Valente
26 days ago
The use of “hallucinate” is a stroke of true evil genius in the AI world. In ANY other context we’d just call them errors & the fail rate would be crystal clear. Instead, “hallucinate” implies genuine sentience & the *absence* of real error. Aw, this software isn’t shit! Boo’s just dreaming!
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Lindsay Fickas
26 days ago
A few months back, my kid was sent home sick from school. Once here, he proceeded to run wild before getting sick some more. I wrote this open letter over at
@mcsweeneys.net
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
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An Open Letter to My Eight-Year-Old Following His Harrowing Battle with Norovirus Early on a School Day
“You might think you’re not tired, but it’s best if you try to nap today. Your nurse told me you were pretty lethar—okay, that was a really cool dance move. ...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-my-eight-year-old-following-his-harrowing-battle-with-norovirus-early-on-a-school-day
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She crab on my ran til I goon
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