a very happy planes trains and automobiles night to all who celebrate

As I was saying….

If your turkey's not in the oven RIGHT NOW then you've ruined the holiday and your family hates you. It's too late.

KCPQ 10pm News, June 11, 2001 : 2155s

Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/

In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L

Dragon Ball FighterZ (Multiplatform, 2018)

Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse https://theonion.com/astronaut-hates-long-nightly-spacewalk-to-iss-outhouse/

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

> @nytimes.com

Young MC Bustin' Moves : 38s

Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post

Service Outage xkcd.com/3170/

am I even awake right now?

Warhammer 40k parodies Nazism by making it look cool as shit, what don't you understand?

Shaving pubes into little square and doing handstand so I get Hitlerdick

Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry

When I was mormon, I always thought I was being observed. Sometimes ward members saw me when I didn't see them. But I also expected that my thoughts and actions would be reviewed in 5 dimensional mormon heaven in perfect resolution, by all people, infinity times, forever. Now there are AI cameras.

@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!

My list of qualifications

Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! (SNES, 1994)

Do you want unlimited jobs but no money? Or would you rather have unlimited money but no money?

🎶 I wish I was special You're so fuckin' special

my other favorite thing is how meta keeps asking me over and over if i want to create a cartoon version of a selfie of me in the hospital

putting the mcdouble back on the dollar menu would be worth one child of omelas

As followers know I often post about Trump’s flimsy daily schedule. Yesterday the White House just couldn’t be bothered. A toxic combination of lazy and incompetent grifters hold the reins of power.

Mount your revered Grizzly Bear and visit Kvatch within 5 days

I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again

I just met the Balatro clown. Weird guy. Bad vibes.

Change in the number of ICE detainees at identified "threat levels" from October 2024 vs. November 2025. www.howtoreadthisch.art/ample-exampl...

attention everyone, in anticipation of the inevitable SNL Trump-Mamdani cold open tonight I've seen the light I put Zohran's hair and eyebrows on Keegan Michael Key and I can no longer be convinced of a better option

Demonschool (2025)

I do my taxes on one of these

The worst thing that can happen to an American is to buy something and then see it went on sale

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I forgot that in season 4 she married the entire nation of France

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

Thomas & Friends: It's Great To Be An Engine (2004 VHS) (High Quality) : 124s

Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level https://theonion.com/boyfriend-ready-to-take-relationship-to-previous-level-1819568844/

7 Signs Of Christ's Return (VHS) : 1921s

Home Alone (1990) VHS TV Spot : 4s