Been workshopping a mnemonic for when to be wary, something like If the skull be starin' straight, Likely pirate, which is great! If the skull three-quarters shown Better check if Nazi zone

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Vampiress landlord who accepts rent payment in blood donations.

The advert I'd really like to see is a baby covered from head to toe in anti ageing cream, saying Oh No! I've over done it!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

A.I. generated videos are like dreams - you find your own fascinating and no one else gives a shit about them

My faith in humanity has sunk to a new low. forbespanama.com/lays-drastic...

THIS SHIT IS COOKED - dashare.zone ADMIN

What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? They kaleidoscope

seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that” me: “Bob Dylan” 7yo: “is that yr friend” me: “no a singer” 7yo: “not a very good singer”

Oak Furnitureland. Worst theme park ever.

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The moderators are on their way.

Just felt like making a sad post

Good morning everyone, here's the first daft one.... I do not approve of amateur poetry. Better to leave it to the prose.

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen

Over 30 years ago, Yakko Warner recognised Palestine as a "Nation of the World" so why is it so hard for our governments to do the same?

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how it feels to be alive

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.

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