Thanks to the kind soul who uploaded this compilation of our inexcusable old “Artie Kendall the Ghost Crooner” sketches from “Late Night with Conan”. My apologies again to everyone. #FlashbackFriday youtube.com/watch?v=zetA...

Still can’t believe they replaced her with Kay Leno.

The OG Frank Costanza

Gotta be Steven Snell.

The NBA Finals have been pretty great so far, and have given fans basically everything they could have hoped for, with one exception—the chance to think more about President Donald Trump. That ends now.

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

A year ago: We're building data centers everywhere to run you out of your job and double your power bill. It's so you can look at fake videos of talking dogs on your phone Now: Why are people so hostile about the data centers

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

30 Rock moms

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

subtle.

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

Whether it's Kamala Harris spending $300 of her own money on Le Creuset cookware enameled with porcelain or Donald Trump spending $100 million of taxpayer money on shrines to himself plated with gold, both candidates made some puzzling expenditures.

Just registered for this year’s SABR Conference in Cleveland. Hope to see a lot of folks there!

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

However appalled you are by this, it’s not enough. It’s a frank statement that Trump and Trumpists are above the law and need not even plausible excuses to loot your tax dollars. It’s a total failure of our civic institutions.

Every single day, another reminder that our current President is an infinitely corrupt, glaringly incompetent, willfully ignorant fascist thug, completely devoid of empathy, class, principles, or integrity. At best, he’ll be remembered only as a deeply depressing cautionary tale

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

She mentions a nephew once

Happy 55th birthday to Red Sox legend (and all-time save leader in the Venezuelan Winter League), Richard Garcés. From 1999 to 2001 with Boston, he went 19–3 with a 3.11 ERA (157 ERA+) in 182⅓ innings. In 18 seasons in Venezuela, he saved 124 games (+16 in the playoffs) with a 3.02 ERA.

Space Jam

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Gelman?

Harris/Walz would’ve won if those fucking establishment consultant hacks had just gotten out of the way and let them say “These freaks are weird!” every day for three months and you’ll never convince me otherwise

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

Michael Corleone says hello!

A Different World’s Marisa Tomei or Half Nelson’s Joe Pesci. Not Victoria Jackson.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

"Gentlemen, we have the only legal monopoly in the country and we're fucking it up." Ted Turner said that to his fellow owners before the last nuclear winter in baseball and it seems like such self-awareness is sorely lacking in this generation of billionaires. Alas.

Good news. If only for “FDNY: Chicago” alone.

Sincere RIP to John Sterling, even though he narrated my worst nightmares for like 30 years.

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only—— 30 Rock Curb Your Enthusiasm Seinfeld Cheers Frasier Arrested Development The Sopranos Breaking Bad Better Call Saul The Twilight Zone Barry Succession Top Chef Lost Everybody Loves Raymond

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

damn right!

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.