He absolutely doesn’t need that bugle

Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!

My wife: You better not be Douglas Seale as Clapper when I get there. Me:

thinking of her today

I forgot that in season 4 she married the entire nation of France

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

For the love of all that is holy stop using AI to produce slop making fun of Trump. It’s lame as shit and only normalized a technology that’s economically, environmentally, and intellectually destructive. It’s using fascist tools and thinking you’re fighting fascism. Stop.

Big Papi turns 50 today! Join us in wishing the @redsox.com icon a happy birthday! 🎈

Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Today's a great day for those with GOP Members of Congress to ask them when they plan to either (a) demand Trump's resignation for being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring; or (b) explain why they don't believe that being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring requires a president's resignation.

Legend

Repost with an iconic fictional band

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Quick poll for my followers—who would you vote for on the 2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Player Ballot? Feel free to share for a larger voting pool. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

This movie is at times insane

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

“we will rule you forever with an iron fist of suffering” is maybe not the most compelling message any administration has ever had

One year ago

OTD in 2004, one of the greatest nights of my life as the Red Sox won the World Series. I laughed, I cried, hug my dad, called my gram & woke up her to tell her. It was beautiful. The whole playoffs had been such a wild journey through the Thunderdome and when it was over, it was glorious.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

I was once walking down the street in San Francisco wearing a Matt Clement Red Sox t shirt two years after he retired, and an unseen person yelled “Matt Clement sucks” at me from a window.

Do you ever dream that you have claws?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Everyday Americans love seeing Donald Trump demolish part of the White House so he can build a big golden room to have cold prime rib with his cronies

JP Crawford’s jump on that double play, overlaid on the cast of Frasier for scale

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

POLL: Who's your favorite coach in the NFL? A. Mike McDonald B. Mike McCarthy C. Mike Vrabel D. Mike McDaniel E. Mike Tomlin F. Mike McCoy G. Mark McMichael H. Mike Markman I. Mork McMarkmike J. Mickmack Markmick K. Muck McMikemike L. McMike "Mike" McMike

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

So many to go with! But I’m shouting out Colleen Donaghy

I’ve been saying for like 3 months that Shohei Ohtani was good and people should keep their eye on him and everyone laughed. Who’s laughing now?

At 37, Blake Treinen is getting up there for a ballplayer but he'd still be eligible for the Young Republicans

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes. 📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

The Pope is evidently a decent man & good priest with a huge task, but him yelling to a random guy about the Cubs like he's in the parking lot at Menards will always make me double-check if I'm sober

They can't say loving Hitler is bad because it means they'll lose half their staff

Yeah I fuck with the MCU. The Marytylermoore Cinematic Universe

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.

This is also the basis for the I AM LEGEND sequel.

Where’s Padmé?