Also I took my mom grocery shopping today and she was driving one of those scooter carts like she was in Mad Max and every time I warned her not to hit someone the person looked at me like I was the bad daughter for being mean to elderly mom but istg she would have killed someone if I wasn’t there.

Took a photo today because I found the energy of the individual represented to be aspirational and I —-

Alicia Menendez is hosting a holiday MSNOW broadcast that just featured a Rep Rob Menendez sound bite and like… shouldn’t she have mentioned they are siblings? 🧐

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

We are watching the LOTR extended edition movies this holiday season even if we have to do it alone

Have been entertaining the dumb idea of returning to my old big doorstopper fantasy series I’ll never publish just to follow one character as a child when he and his single mom travel ages across their magical world just so she can go to a magical academy that rejected him to yell at the principal.

I keep joking to @tylercoates.bsky.social that I’m more qualified for the gig and, folks, I am NOT qualified to run CBS news

HANDSOME!

Limewire making a crucial surprise guest cameo before the end 2025 to undercut a feudal tech tyrant got me feelin' a dash of hope

My mom is giving me the incredible holiday break gift of insisting I take over the living room and enjoy watching whatever I want from her super comfy recliner while she chills in her room. 💕🥹

“Didy’ever spike a news story to appease a fascist, only to have it totally blow up in your face?”

Canadian TV keeps winning.

Officially out of office...until Friday...for...you know what for.

Merry Christmas break to me.

It's that time of year again. The time when I want to send publicists I've never worked with before some rather terse replies to their last minute coverage requests before vacation.

HBO coming in ~~~HOT~~~ in 2026. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCxr...

Oh, so Nolan's ODYSSEY is just Nolan riffing on Harryhausen. Got it. No need to whine about desaturated palates. This is about cinematic classics, not Classicism. As we all were.

I had a few really great days with my mom last week and then everything went back to shit real fucking quick. 🫠

Paul McCartney voice: 🎶Sim-ply Hav-ing A Traumatized Christmastime! 🎶

Robert Frost's manuscript for "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" for this, the darkest evening of the year.

The way I have so much love and empathy in my heart, but it simply dries up when I think of... Neelix

fucking neelix

old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

Cher is allowed to lip sync on SNL. Just Cher.

I watched that latest reunion and while everyone was fighting over the most awful, toxic, traumatic things, she was like, “Okay, you all hate me for only doing this show for DWTS, but I’m doing DWTS. And Chicago. And a small town romance TV movie.” Get it and get out.

My only 2025 reality TV opinion is I weirdly have more respect for Whitney Leavitt going all Darkling - “Fine, make me your villain” - to parlay her SLOMW fame into finally booking her dream acting jobs vs the many many people who let themselves get caught up in that mire to their ultimate trauma.

Coming home for the holidays means your mom wants to stream some period drama no one has ever heard of titled some shit like “The Pealing Bells of Melloncollie” and you better believe she’s gonna let you know Olivia Colman is in it

Today was a super duper hard day and one of those rare days where I was really fucking glad to have my most annoying sister in my corner. She’s a bitch, but she’s our bitch (and today she was my bitch).

Had the most intense family day today and after hours of drama my neurodivergent BIL finally added to hours and hours of tough conversation: “Are the Flyers playing tonight?”

Why am I flashing back to Mamdani vs Cuomo?

Babylon Berlin will never die.

Late night vent post: My mom had her first really bad day in a while today and this shit is so scary and draining. I simultaneously wish I could stay with her forever and am desperately looking forward to getting back to my life, myself, my home, my people at the end of the month.

I’m also way more invested in the glimpses of tour logistics than fans screeching about her costume changes. But this is a four quadrant Disney doc, I guess

The most interesting part of the new Taylor Swift docuseries to me is how she depicts herself as a great boss - which is INHERENTLY NARCISSISTIC - and yet the evidence keeps mounting that she is well-liked by her employees, even if it’s just for the crazy bonuses alone. (Giving each dancer 2 mil? 🤌)

With all the insane secrecy, I'm beginning to worry...am *I* in the Epstein files?

Went a little rogue, a little not-guilty pleasure, with my personal Top 10 TV shows of the year ballot for @deciderdotcom.bsky.social

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (I'd rather be Chase Meridian, but let's be real.)

One last chat with the boysssssss.... This time teasing the HR S1 finale 👀 decider.com/2025/12/19/h...

I have no idea where this is originally from or if my friend made it but they sent it to me once; and I love it

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

Tried to pitch my mom on watching the gay hockey show, but finally did one better by hooking her up with DEATH BY LIGHTNING. (She keeps forgetting I made her house my Netflix account main residence.)

Have the parents complaining that their grown children have disowned them thought of simply trying being confused why it matters that Ilya and Shane are gay? Because I've uprooted my life for almost a month to care for my mom and maybe these things are (or aren't) related.

Still can't get over, a week later, how I tried telling my mom about HEATED RIVALRY and when I told her it's huge because it's about gay hockey players, she paused and asked incredulously, "What's the big deal about them being gay?"

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

"I feel like you're just here for the sleight of hand tricks."

Mary Cumstain Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912