Live by the mucinex, die by the mucinex

Lmao

Still the same guy who three years ago said "if you don't like it you can leave" except now he's saying "if you don't like it you're an extremist".

Thank God Muslim voters in Manchester overwhelmingly decided to vote for the female candidate in the party led by a proud gay Jew, then. Guess your analysis is wrong!

Poor Labour. If only Reform hadn't split their vote.

Keep the skeets coming people!! 🪀🦚🌲🍏

Starmer: “If you don’t like our policies you can leave.” Voters:

Given that we're told that Muslims as a bloc are communalist, anti-Semitic, misogynist homophobes, you might assume voting for a non-religious white woman, standing for a LGBT friendly party, led by a gay Jewish man, might lead you to stand down all those sectarianism headlines.

How could a middle class plumber possibly be more working class than me, the heir to an humble baronet? ~ Venison Grouse-Partridge for the Telegraph

Hello darkness my old friend...

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

I've never been more excited for a Polly Toynbee column in my life

I can’t believe I’m speaking byelectionly but I do hope for a Green win, and prepared for the ensuing wave of left bashing from all parties and institutions so nuts that it would make the Corbyn Red Scare of 2015 look like a puff piece

Genuinely cannot wait for a good cosy game to steal so many evenings and weekends. Animal Crossing during the pandemic was the only light of the dark 2020s!!!

Sidebar we’ve followed her every hour across two days and not once has she done a single thing as a charge nurse. Loitering queen. There for the vibes and the wise cracking

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

The gang is all here!!

I would die for dinosaur lemonade man

Good ol’ British Bulbasaur he’s been painting roundabouts none of that Johto lot welcome round here 🇬🇧

Ramadan blessings

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

My vision in my left eye borked for twenty scary minutes and that then turned into a still-going headache — now hour 4 in the ER and they’re doing the whole shebang. CT scans, neurologists, ophthalmologists. It’s gonna be a looooong night. The human body was a mistake I long to be a jellyfish

I’m reading Circe by Madeline Miller after sitting on it for years and I’m kicking myself. So so good

My only contribution to the discourse is that I don’t like the word “wuthering” it has an insidious mouthfeel

I’m having so much fun writing manuscript 2 now that I’m well into the second act, I almost forget to refresh my email six million times to see if there’s any word on the fate of manuscript 1

Happy Valentine’s Day to me and this steak and cheese footlong

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

We don’t talk enough how nice and quiet it is here without feeds clogged with ads every third post

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

As we careen towards the Wii’s 20 year anniversary, this is still peak controller design. The Switches try to replicate the magic but it’s more like holding a pumice stone than a magic wand

I have so much nostalgia for 2019 which if the 2020s weren’t such a shit show would have been a completely unremarkable year to yearn for

1400 words today!

One must imagine Sisyphus happy, pressing the “show fewer Shorts” button on YouTube day in and day out

I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel And it’s working

I am so thankful for writing because good lord without it there is nothing else here, get me back to London !!!!

Figured out how to update my handle, love to be on the cutting edge of tech

Day 3 of this illness, thank god for Final Fantasy Tactics

🎂 I turned 35! And I have the acid reflux to prove it! 🎈

2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag

well, it is very sad that Catherine O'Hara has passed, but I am glad she got a huge and appreciative multiyear comeback

We lost a titan. RIP

Reading Vigil by George Saunders

I’ve been binging Wonder Man and Ben Kingsley is a treasure! He’s having a blast

Celebrating 3 months vape free, and holy hell being able to breath and taste things again is eye opening unfortunately them swedish tobacco-free nicotine pouches have me in a headlock Harm reduction, I tell myself. Lung capacity and flavour profiles are a net positive

One thing I love about Tears of the Kingdom's design philosophy (that is carried over from Breath of the Wild) is that the game goes "you want to wander over there instead of doing the intro quests? alright i wont stop you" and then a sentient rock punches you in the head and you die

How did non-violent resistance turn out for Gandhi…The founding father of post colonial India…

2500+ words today, I deserve a treat (cashew baklava)

You're absolutely right! [derogatory]

Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book

GameFAQs 💀