Guys look at Beef

The Labour Party is now enacting bathroom bans, something they and the UK government were condemning US republicans for trying to do just a few years ago. Can’t believe we were more socially progressive under the likes of Theresa May.

Obsession was sold out tonight — a 4.40pm showing on a Thursday!

Ladies and gentlemen…. Beef

Widow's Bay coded

First night with my new cat, Beef. I think he wants to kill me for the inheritance.

I’m full steam ahead with the Greens but Polanski hasn’t met an unforced error he doesn’t dive head first in. Why is it so hard to get a leader that’s not several unnecessary sideshows in a trench coat

Unfortunately, and against my better judgement, I’m finding all the UK political soap operatics massively entertaining 🍿

Interesting hail mary

Zohran Mamdani really changed political comms forever huh

NOT falling for the trap (having coffee after 5pm) but god would it fix me

Appreciate the swing but this list is hilariously narrow in scope. It’s Yeah by Usher btw.

Isopods wearing a strawberry hat

Evergreen headline.

A bad day for the UK (admittedly, I thought it would be worse) but an absolutely terrible day for Kier, so at least that’s something I doubt he has the wherewithal for introspection but I hope somewhere deep down he knows this is on him being a generational melt Unforced fumble of the century

She can’t keep getting away with this (releasing bangers)

Spam robocall waking me up from my nap is a radicalising event we must rebuke phones and modern life and return to the mud

I don’t have it in me for another pandemic. Just throw me in an incinerator

Hall of fame tweet

Probably will regret eating a 3am pack of biscuits like some sort of nocturnal rodent

Invent the vape

the thing is I like all this stuff. I like the hot honey and ricotta slices. I like the turmeric brussels sprouts. I like the corporate slop bowls. it's either my least or most pretentious opinion that most of this food is actually pretty good.

It’s honestly nuts there. Every time without fail it’s this gif, over some nonsense that’s been subtweeted so many times you have no idea what’s going on but everyone else has been worked into a frenzy Either that or MAD misinformation How is THAT the ‘thriving’ side publishing social media

I need this. GameFAQs was my first digital home! It made me the chronic poster that I am 20+ years later

It is mortifying that QueryTracker evidently doesn’t actually withdraw outstanding queries when you mark them as closed on your end. 😅 but at least it gets the manuscript’s response rate up. Every little validation helps.

Today’s writing session can only be described as 🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

demeter when her daughter goes missing

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Lil guys

Devastating scenes at work, the twenty-somethings are dunking on me calling me old, unc, boomer and other variants, and my rebuttal started with “when I was your age” — immediate self own. Will never recover from this

One year anniversary of my opening the Google Doc and starting the first page of my manuscript. It’s crazy to think since then it’s been on the desk of editors in all the big publishing houses and imprints. Now did they like it? Mostly no and some pending, but still,

Back to writing manuscript 2 after a nearly two month derailment (war, missiles and a hospitalised parent — it’s always something)

Cannot wrap my head around actual-stakes gambling. Everyone needs like a 5 minute primer on statistics

I’ve been anticipating this book for a while and a quick read before bed indicates a certified banger

Gonna try a new game in Elden Ring. Not sure how I clocked 30 hours on the last file cause I absolutely don’t know what I’m doing or what’s going on or who’s what where when or why

I pick up this little goober in a couple of weeks and I can’t think of a name (I am partial to Beef) any suggestions?

How has a mosquito bitten me on the SOLE of my FOOT. Oh I’m gonna have a bad time

We didn't deserve this day.

I know that I should be relieved, but I am mad as hell that we were made to go through it in the first place. This is not the first time and it will not be the last. Enough of this terror already we are exhausted!

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Aaaaaand unclench. Still calling in sick though! Work is in 4 hours and quite frankly, no

Woke up at 5am this morning — which was a bad call considering the world war 3 ultimatum at 3am tonight by a verified nutjob and his nuclear armed puppeteer rogue state. I’ll be awake for 22 hours when I end up being some sort of triple war-radiation-climate refugee

Aaaaand we’ve got sirens and booms

If I die tonight I had a good run [sic]

Of course world war 3 would derail my first night in my new house why am I even buying hand towels what’s the point

I absolutely do not know how to get my Threads feed off the ground and out of the algorithmic hellhole of never ending Booktok drama. It’s like an anti-algorithm. Did another futile 5 minutes on there and that’s me done for the next two weeks

In a sign that I am acquiescing that this move may not be temporary, I may have gotten a Maine Coon kitten (complete with pet passport as a hedge that I will move back to London lol) I’ve got a few weeks before pick up and choosing a name, but I’m leaning towards Zaatar. Look at this lil guy!!

It is! 1 star is bad, 2 stars is eh, 3 is good, 4 great, 5 amazing. .5 or 10 point ratings are anarchy — I’ve seen your ratings people.