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The one true god is Beaujolais
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mr. cannoli
about 4 hours ago
they are launching me completely nude into a black hole tomorrow to see if they are fuckable or not
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lauren
about 23 hours ago
the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine
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Brendel
about 9 hours ago
He actually Puddy’d his wife
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The B-Movie Vault
about 14 hours ago
My friend is more sadistic than Jigsaw. 😁
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Reconstructionist
about 16 hours ago
Genuinely wild that republicans are so convinced they can strong arm democrats that they've reduced their comms to supervillain monologuing
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 21 hours ago
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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undead girlfriend
1 day ago
baseball will make you hurt
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grimm ☀️
1 day ago
I've tuned my youtube algo to only serve me up videos with the best vibes, including quirked up white boys doing struggle meals:
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Hot Dogs and Potatoes - easy and cheap one skillet meal!
YouTube video by Black Iowa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1x_IZEB6IQ
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amanda moore 🐢
3 days ago
“Fuck you, Greg Bovino. You’re the scum of the earth.”
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CavsKermit
1 day ago
If only one of Trump or Miller could die of natural causes (or dark magic) over the next 24 hours, I'd pick Miller. The man is truly a sociopath.
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Sara
2 days ago
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
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The Ass is the father of the legs
3 days ago
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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lauren
2 days ago
build a massive, comprehensively accessible metro system and people grouse about every niggling problem. build just one dinky little funicular and people worship it for centuries
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
3 days ago
Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story
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Problematic Otter
3 days ago
This state being as great as it is despite a leadership who actively despises its inhabitants will always fill me with ambivalence. We could very simply lean into the things that make it great and become a world leader instead of electing barely-sentient parking brakes.
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Radley Balko
3 days ago
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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ArtButMakeItSports
3 days ago
A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
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JoyousPanther
3 days ago
Every day, the financial headlines are like: BREAKING: Faberge Egg Prices Reach Record Highs Walmart to cut 75,000 jobs, stock price rises 17%
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Jerry Chen
3 days ago
the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3
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thicc husband and father
4 days ago
chopping it up on the phone with my good buddy, Isaac Chotiner, when he suddenly gets serious and starts asking me very pointed questions about my “repeated, vigorous defenses of Watto from Star Wars”??? I don’t have anything to hide so I’m going to keep answering his questions
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We’re getting up there, boys
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4 days ago
Democratic consultants putting out a book called Deciding to Win is great. On Success, by The Washington Generals.
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Mr. Chau
4 days ago
Best scene in Christine of course is when the car rebuilds itself and Carpenter starts playing what can only be described as Sexy Music as Arnie watches
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RetroOoOoOo~ Commercial Screams
4 days ago
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
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Jerry Chen
4 days ago
(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks
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derek guy
5 days ago
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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Brooke
4 days ago
It's Huell ❤️❤️❤️
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now "lowbie reply girl"
6 days ago
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It’s great that we've just decided let these monstrous idiots rule our society
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Adam Serwer
5 days ago
Right wing american christianity is an interesting religion. It grants privileges to its adherents, but obligations to everyone else.
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Michael Li (李之樸)
5 days ago
An AP analysis finds drops in the number of Black freshmen at many elite colleges in the two years since the Supreme Court’s decision ending affirmative action.
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Ed Boooooo-mila
5 days ago
Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.
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Dennis B. Hooper
5 days ago
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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Radley Balko
5 days ago
Nine months ago I put most of my hope in major institutions continuing to hold fascism in check, but had little expectation that regular people with little to no power would step up and put themselves at risk. I had it exactly backward.
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Ditch the fucking pitch clock
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Zach Everson
6 days ago
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
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Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2025/10/23/white-house-east-wing-demolition-nearly-complete-for-trumps-ballroom-photos/
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Waylon Mustard Jr.
6 days ago
China just built the biggest bridge in the world, a modern marvel that set ten different world records. Meanwhile we are having the fucking New York Jets and Blackstone bribe our McDonald’s Pedophile President to build the ballroom equivalent of the Flanders house
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Andrew Lawrence
6 days ago
the federal government is waging war on citizens living in areas that didnt vote for donald trump, its insane
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲
6 days ago
sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
6 days ago
Ohtani killing it and the Dodgers losing is basically a perfect game
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r o o
6 days ago
Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one
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grimm ☀️
7 days ago
We're going to out russia Russia lol.
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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
7 days ago
I just learned that the saint who was martyred by being skinned alive is the patron of leather workers and bookbinders. The saint who was martyred by stoning is the patron of stonemasons. Catholicism has a truly special sense of humor.
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utopia deferred
7 days ago
Yes, your Honor, I did think the post was rather funny. It’s called committing to the bit, your Honor. As an intellectual, I speak in metaphors and similes while engaging in what Judith Butler defines as Performative Discurses
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utopia deferred
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt
7 days ago
this was going viral YESTERDAY
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Amanda Katz
7 days ago
An unboycottable list—good luck avoiding Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Meta, and Microsoft unless you go live in a cabin in the woods buying nothing and using no technology
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