they are launching me completely nude into a black hole tomorrow to see if they are fuckable or not

the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine

He actually Puddy’d his wife

My friend is more sadistic than Jigsaw. 😁

Genuinely wild that republicans are so convinced they can strong arm democrats that they've reduced their comms to supervillain monologuing

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

baseball will make you hurt

I've tuned my youtube algo to only serve me up videos with the best vibes, including quirked up white boys doing struggle meals: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1x_...

“Fuck you, Greg Bovino. You’re the scum of the earth.”

If only one of Trump or Miller could die of natural causes (or dark magic) over the next 24 hours, I'd pick Miller. The man is truly a sociopath.

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

build a massive, comprehensively accessible metro system and people grouse about every niggling problem. build just one dinky little funicular and people worship it for centuries

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

This state being as great as it is despite a leadership who actively despises its inhabitants will always fill me with ambivalence. We could very simply lean into the things that make it great and become a world leader instead of electing barely-sentient parking brakes.

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

Every day, the financial headlines are like: BREAKING: Faberge Egg Prices Reach Record Highs Walmart to cut 75,000 jobs, stock price rises 17%

the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3

chopping it up on the phone with my good buddy, Isaac Chotiner, when he suddenly gets serious and starts asking me very pointed questions about my “repeated, vigorous defenses of Watto from Star Wars”??? I don’t have anything to hide so I’m going to keep answering his questions

We’re getting up there, boys

Democratic consultants putting out a book called Deciding to Win is great. On Success, by The Washington Generals.

Monday

Best scene in Christine of course is when the car rebuilds itself and Carpenter starts playing what can only be described as Sexy Music as Arnie watches

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

It's Huell ❤️❤️❤️

It’s great that we've just decided let these monstrous idiots rule our society

Right wing american christianity is an interesting religion. It grants privileges to its adherents, but obligations to everyone else. bsky.app/profile/razz...

An AP analysis finds drops in the number of Black freshmen at many elite colleges in the two years since the Supreme Court’s decision ending affirmative action. apnews.com/article/affi...

Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Nine months ago I put most of my hope in major institutions continuing to hold fascism in check, but had little expectation that regular people with little to no power would step up and put themselves at risk. I had it exactly backward.

Ditch the fucking pitch clock

Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute

China just built the biggest bridge in the world, a modern marvel that set ten different world records. Meanwhile we are having the fucking New York Jets and Blackstone bribe our McDonald’s Pedophile President to build the ballroom equivalent of the Flanders house

the federal government is waging war on citizens living in areas that didnt vote for donald trump, its insane

sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off

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Ohtani killing it and the Dodgers losing is basically a perfect game

Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one

We're going to out russia Russia lol.

I just learned that the saint who was martyred by being skinned alive is the patron of leather workers and bookbinders. The saint who was martyred by stoning is the patron of stonemasons. Catholicism has a truly special sense of humor.

Yes, your Honor, I did think the post was rather funny. It’s called committing to the bit, your Honor. As an intellectual, I speak in metaphors and similes while engaging in what Judith Butler defines as Performative Discurses

this was going viral YESTERDAY

An unboycottable list—good luck avoiding Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Meta, and Microsoft unless you go live in a cabin in the woods buying nothing and using no technology