mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

A new YouTube event horizon has been pulling me in

is this place still alive

where did the Eddie Brandt’s collection go??

Clean af

Apple has this horrible monstrosity of a hamburger as the poster for The Founder. Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here

13 year old daughter learning chords on the same guitar I learned on at 13

a cool maneuver is to always buy 3 tickets to any big show/event on Ticketmaster, then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.

There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off

Here’s a wild idea. How about don’t put that stuff in there ?

a couple days ago I was on zero sleep and in the burger place drive-thru I said very earnestly to the guy “hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me” and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.

pretty great that they gave this affliction a name that the afflicted are completely unable to pronounce

sitting in the dark

I still think about him

found this today pretty good

A message for my hater

I hate that they make us do this ourselves

Going to the gym so I can eat all of these with confidence

There’s a steel shipping container in Saint Denis - and if you hide in there, cops will just climb in one by one and you can stack em high. I made it to 45 dead cops.

Plato's allegory of the goon cave

Fixed it

Walking around the docks in Saint Denis spam greeting everyone for +morality because I just killed 56 cops in town square

Nobody knows I coined bert derner nert Put it on my tombstone

I’m on the phone with Blue Shield of California asking about a denied claim, and I have never felt more in control of a conversation this woman is ON EDGE

little based library

I bought a game on steam where you ride a mountain bike down a trail. I'll keep you all posted

@papapishu.bsky.social saw these today and thought you might be able to do something cool with em

nice to see all the kids are JonBenétmaxxing

Couldn't find this shirt online so I made it myself

I like a good horror villain in a mask but this is just not practical

Meat time for baby

If you look at the owl you have seven days to live

Pardon me, you dropped this

old Night Flight commercial from one of my VHS rips. 1986. Ran it through Topaz not bad!

Snapped this photo in traffic just now

What do I do with this information

the COCOON alien was one of the more unintentionally terrifying images in all of media

thinking about drake watching the world series and hearing the big organ play the tune from the song calling him a pedophile

My grandma straight up told me she invented Rice Krispie treats

“Go dodgers” - me and also Rob Lowe

on the drive to school, the kids are all right

Making shirts

Neat

Pardon me, you dropped this