why not isn’t this something they are proud of

yes, he is becoming more uninhibited and disconnected, but if he wants to tell american farmers to eat shit on camera, no one stop him

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

get in losers, we're rediscovering trade from first principles

The boys have never been more back in town

i have a past of heavy computer use that i don’t like to talk about

They don't think they're public servants. They think they're kings, princes, dukes, and barons. They control the government, and that makes them royalty, and that means our money should be used to buy them planes and gold-plated toys and gilded ballrooms

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

a very important part of puppet design is deciding how cheeked up you want each puppet to be.

im not exactly a constant churchgoer but its just wild to purportedly be a follower of *jesus christ* while arguing that the poor aren't priority one. you didnt do the reading. you didnt even read the damn cliffs notes.

We have to talk about how much of our lives is inundated by scams, paving the way for this to flourish. A feature of poorly regulated capitalism has been to legitimize scams into every area of life and transfer the burden of discerning legitimacy - "doing your own research" - to individuals alone.

After decades of lame jokes, we finally see just why jury duty is one of the most important things you can do

These freaks are so fucking creepy

losing my mind at “paper-based”. Do you mean fucking paper

If I wasn't living it it would be very funny how petty the collapsing Republic was going.

No one in those three groups (assuming "violent criminals" means people who have been convicted of felonies) can vote in US elections. Apologies for pointing out the obvious, but we should remember that there was once a time when shameless lies like this would get people ostracized from public life.

A story in three parts

SHut up bitch

Somehow it's only "demonizing half of the country" when Democrats mildly criticize Trump supporters. This just doesn't count

again, it’s an open secret in DC that basically all of the GOP staff class are unabashed (literal swastika flags in their cubicles!) Nazis

Sure is Hitlery out there in the Grand Old Party

U.S. police kill roughly 25 pet dogs a day, the majority of which pose no threat to them. scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17... trace.tennessee.edu/utk_graddiss...

it's also a private market story. openai and anthropic are private companies, they have a lot of investors- including indirect retail investors, who invest through funding vehicles- but they don't have to make disclosures and if the bubble bursts, those investors will have a lot more trouble suing

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The servicemembers who are conducting these strikes need to be told, explicitly, by Dems in Congress that they have criminal liability, because they do

I agree that there’s some real horrific irony in AI conglomerates being permitted to launch the Madness Inducing Porn Spigot while actual, human porn producers are getting harassed off the internet.

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

a little late but what an innovation lol www.billboard.com/lists/top-10...

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

Because liberals tend not to directly insult conservatives on account of their humane and inclusive worldview so right wingers have to look back further for insults to GOP voters. Meanwhile this weekend every major Republican congressman said I hate America.

wow guys I am starting to think tariffs are not useful tools to force down China's trade surplus

Imagine invading an American city for fascism then getting recalled because the dear leader saw you on TV and thought you were too fat and unattractive.

I’m getting so big and strong absorbing the nutrient rich slop from the bottom of my ditch

This is purely about the visual, example 1 million www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Serve on a jury!! I've been saying!

Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.

I prefer “anti-fascist“ for a host of reasons and this is a nice practical one.

glad forceflex garbage bags you have made a fucking enemy of me. you could not hold an ants fart without breaking. why would you make garbage bags your life’s work and be bad at it

this is me unwilling to watch any movie in which a dog is frightened, because im not certain they know they’re actors

This is fascinating because the subtext of playing this at the airport is "we've fully consolidated power and your oppressed ass just has to take it" but the text that it's directly in conflict with is "we're powerless in the face of the minority party"

It really is amazing how far rank bigotry gets the GOP given they tell their constituents to shut up and die at every turn.

Kind of an incredible thing about the entire Trump administration and maga movement generally is that nobody acts like their reputation matters at all. They have no notion of establishing and maintaining credibility about anything. No concept of being known as reliable. Like complete wild animals

I strongly suspect that trump thinks basically everyone in trump states is a loyalist and everyone in blue states is an enemy. which sounds ridiculous, but he is really that ignorant and uncurious.

OH they're *all* frying their brains on AI-generated videos

I think it's likely that if you described sex trafficking to Trump he would have a hard time articulating why it's a crime.

Just FYI, I once got into making my own pasta. People will tell you it’s really easy and satisfying and fun. They lie.

*huge bong rip* “what if they made the whole plane out of the black box” …is the approximate level of analytical rigor here