L(assitude)
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
[watching the Olympics, mouth full of chicken tenders] FASTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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sweetie π
over 1 year ago
you’re vegan? that’s nice. i’m not but people hate me too
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Idle
over 1 year ago
When we were kids you didn’t care what someone’s generation was called if they were old enough to get you beer or weed.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
over 1 year ago
being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>
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saja 🥀🖤
over 1 year ago
i always take the high road it's the best place to drop rocks on people
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Merry Deeksmas 🫶
over 1 year ago
When I stop at a crosswalk to let you go. I expect to see some hustle. Knees to chest bitch
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The Gray Gay
over 1 year ago
I am the hamburger of helpers.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
almost 2 years ago
Missed connection. It's just as well.
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Christina, mother of spiders
over 1 year ago
Me: *looking at an antique rocking chair* I like this. What do you think? I might get it. Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
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PAM!
over 1 year ago
As a kid drugs hadn't been invented yet, instead we were warned of CANDY FROM STRANGERS, which meant every morning I had a butterfinger candy bar for breakfast given to me by a nameless old man.
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Surprised Face Guy
over 1 year ago
Twenty thousand colleagues under the sea
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I’d say my house decor is going for meth house raided by cops chic.
over 1 year ago
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chris.
almost 2 years ago
You only live once, unless you're some sort of time wizard bear monstrosity, I guess.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
almost 2 years ago
Everything is dumb EX-specially me.
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Jack
almost 2 years ago
I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
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Wilbur72
almost 2 years ago
I just got cold-called by a cemetery. What do they know??
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Wilde Thingy
almost 2 years ago
My monolith brings all the druids to my yard.
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Bogey
almost 2 years ago
Of course my clothes are black, sometimes it’s about sending a message.
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Bogey
almost 2 years ago
A walking conglomeration of every song I’ve heard, book I’ve ever read, and likely some of the lies I was told.
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Astr0z0mbreez
almost 2 years ago
For me, being a patriot just means mastering the art of great American pot roasts.
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NickNackPaddyWhack
almost 2 years ago
Wait are all my posts about alcohol
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Poppycock🌸
almost 2 years ago
Pulls out an array of my finest skeets* Surely, there is something here that’s your size
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
almost 2 years ago
Goodmorning, the world is destroying itself, yet somehow life is beautiful.
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bacon popsicle 🔥
almost 2 years ago
If I learned one thing in English class about non sequiturs, it’s that money doesn’t grow on trees.
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Dan Cerinthedark
almost 2 years ago
your emails will never find me, copper! mehhh, see? *Tommy gun noises
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mike☺︎ (discount dracula)
almost 2 years ago
Just call me Wizard of Idiot because I'm chock full of obscure references and stupid jokes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
almost 2 years ago
I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
almost 2 years ago
you had me at “double fisting”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
almost 2 years ago
For someone who doesn’t like heights I sure spend a lot of time on the edge of a financial cliff.
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i_wasnt_looking_
almost 2 years ago
if fucking around led to finding anything useful out “high school drop out” would be a resume achievement
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Julie Lavender Menace
almost 2 years ago
I heard my son watching porn in his room, so I casted a YouTube video of a church sermon onto his tv.
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d.ly
almost 2 years ago
me, whispering: lefty loosy, righty tighty... him, distracted from his handjob: why tf do you keep saying that
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CrazyMyra
almost 2 years ago
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minkitypinkity ❤️
almost 2 years ago
don’t tag me, i’m allergic
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DB 🇨🇦
almost 2 years ago
Someone actually did read one of my weekend skeets once. True story.
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