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Splendid Hobo
7 days ago
Yes, the crows ARE laughing at you
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
7 days ago
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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BEAVE
11 days ago
The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
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chris.
7 days ago
Draining all the fluids from my body so they can be replaced with a nice Aperol spritz.
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Lizzlepants 🐒
8 days ago
life hack: cats
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bacon popsicle 💩🌺💥
8 days ago
This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
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if it’s been sitting under a heat lamp for more than an hour that’s not food anymore it’s a hostile alien life form
7 days ago
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i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
22 days ago
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I keep my secrets in my hair (hint: it’s the grey ones)
24 days ago
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chris.
about 2 months ago
Always keep a small piece of chalk in your pocket lest you run out of tums or fall down and die.
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chris.
about 2 months ago
Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
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chris.
about 2 months ago
One thought a day feels like it should be enough.
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chris.
about 2 months ago
My one eyelid is planning a coup.
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chris.
about 2 months ago
Come my children, stare down my gullet to the very center of me, a world of wonder, an ocean of acid.
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Ennui Doofen
3 months ago
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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Ennui Doofen
about 2 months ago
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
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PAM!
about 2 months ago
What's it like getting to climb into bed next to someone who loves you? I bet it's like a really good sandwich.
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Pru
about 2 months ago
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
5 months ago
i take being silly very seriously
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I just wanna be a magnet on your fridge and watch you eat string cheese at 3am
about 2 months ago
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i plan to spend the next year living as an inflatable lawn decoration
about 2 months ago
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ash
about 2 months ago
A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
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I’m sorry. I don’t answer texts that take that long to write
2 months ago
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if you see me with a chip clip in my hair mind your business
2 months ago
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i’ll be on facebook telling everyone I see to fuck right off
2 months ago
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sweetie π
2 months ago
be careful out there today the static electricity is really bad some tacos just stuck to my mouth
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sweetie π
2 months ago
a 7 layer dip only every layer is pills
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sweetie π
2 months ago
having a conjugal visit with a pan of leftover lasagna
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sweetie π
2 months ago
last christmas i gave you my heart and you gave me your liver it was a whole weird gift of the magi thing
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chris.
3 months ago
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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chris.
3 months ago
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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chris.
3 months ago
You're barking up the wrong tree, Kevin. That is the ficus. Leave it alone.
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chris.
3 months ago
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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chris.
2 months ago
Removing an ingrown hair but it's my spine.
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bacon popsicle 💩🌺💥
2 months ago
There are many qualities I look for in the people I allow into my life but the most important of all is low expectations.
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bacon popsicle 💩🌺💥
3 months ago
If at first you don't succeed just say fuck it and give up.
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BooBooKitty
2 months ago
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
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honestly sometimes i wish the plot would thin a little
2 months ago
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the world will burn your fingers while it frostbites your toes
3 months ago
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gonna start wearing a hat so i have something to scream into
3 months ago
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Tanya
about 2 years ago
i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
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los 🦦
4 months ago
my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava
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farner
4 months ago
mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it
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if there was a way for y’all to slosh around in my brain for a bit all would be forgiven and ppl would be saying things like it’s a wonder she manages as well as she does
4 months ago
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It would never work—I’d move in, fill up your fridge with magnets and then when I ran out of room I’d go looking for a man with a bigger fridge
5 months ago
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chris.
5 months ago
Hello, you have reached the Centre for Disease Control and Total World Domination, how may we help you?
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BEAVE
6 months ago
I read horror for fun, but nothing chills me like knowing so many of you are responsible for raising children.
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BEAVE
6 months ago
When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.
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a timeshare for normal serotonin levels
6 months ago
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high above us the stars are like go back to bed
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