Every 4 years I become the biggest curling expert in the world.

I think the person was having a stroke when posting this.

When did being awesome become a crime?

The cool runnings documentary is better than the mighty ducks documentary.

I know everyone is dunking on this but a 600k watch with a rubber strap is really classy! Like eating a half eaten fried chicken you found in a dumpster outside of the food place that has had several food safety violations!

Damn! This reminds me I think I should thank my dishwasher after every wash. Is it wet when I'm emptying it because of the tears from me not being grateful enough?

I'm seeing Nick Cave tonight and that will be the second best musical performance I'll experience today after this.

I don't think I'll ever recover after watching this. I'm a changed person and not in a good way.

If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go

Does CC stand for crack cocaine in this instance because you'd have to be on something to create this fever dream of an ad!

we need a word for people who invent elaborate social situations in their head to justify buying new clothes but don't actually like socializing

This documentary about the Jamaican bobsled team called cool runnings is pretty good!

Everything has protein in it now! Wouldn't surprise me if there was protein in toothpaste!

It has been brought to my attention that this giant shoe was on Antiques Roadshow

this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...

This should've won a golden globe.

I need to win lotto asap so I don't ever have to work again.

Geocities 4 life!

The jeans I drunkenly ordered arrived today and I want to congratulate the drunk me for having a good eye for fashion!

The French mobile network that I used when I was there suffered a data breach and I think it's nice that I'm getting scam attempts in a romance language.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

2026 is going to be the year that I eat as much lasagne as humanly possible.

we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time

I will never get over that red right hand from Nick Cave and the bad seeds are played in dumb and dumber.

in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.

This is art.

No one ever talks about the Monstars losing to the Tune Squad as one of the biggest sporting chokes of all time but I'm brave enough to say this.

Every second post on my feed is this video and I watch it all the time and still laugh my arse off! Just perfect cinema!

The blues brothers is absolutely genius! What a movie!

Wearing a beanie and ugg boots because it's summer in Melbourne!

Shut up and take my money!!!!!!!

I know my romantic life would greatly improve if I owned this!

Going back home to Melbourne for the Christmas break and who needs Europe when it looks like it'll be winter down there for the next week!

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

My $200+ shorts doesn't have any pockets! What the hell!

I could watch this over and over again for the rest of the day!

This name is hard!

How do I become a reply guy?

Thought I was looking pretty good walking around this morning with the amount of side glances I was getting but it turned out a big black spot was on my nose from the ink rubbing off the coffee cup marking what my order was.

HAL 9000 watching them stuff AI into everything

The greatest Christmas movie of all time just has a new number 1! Move over Batman returns!

I have a personal top crying in the corner and emotionally eating blocks of cheese wrap for myself and '25 has been a big year for that!

Everything about this zoo ad is OMG WTF but the most OMG WTF thing is that zoo magazine was still a thing in 2011!

John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”