gumby was always saying this

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

One guy talking to himself

op-ed with author photo

When presidents were more respectable.

Atomic wedgies for anyone caught wearing this.

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

It was meant to be a day of chores and errands and I've instead been on the couch for 6 hours watching sports. The only time I went outside was to get coffee.

this is where Yoda lives

I'm now Scottish.

people who work and invest in AI frequently ask me why their work polls so badly

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

Elon Musk has the greatest job in the world. Just get blasted off your ass on ketamine, promise everyone interdimensional unicorn-based travel by 2027, and receive free money. why am I working like some kind of peasant

ok water calm down

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

A lot of people from around the world are about to experience the dark side of the USA.

This is my spirit mascot.

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

Brings new meaning to Sunderland til I die!

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers

Productivity will not be sacrificed. Mouth cancer be dammed

the hungry observatory

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

It is with great regrets that I cannot go to Don Jr. wedding. I would love to be at the wedding of Don Jr., who is my son, and to the woman, but too many important duties make it impossible, including the war, which we have won, and also Grogu movie. Many Grogu duties. Grogu will be at White House.

The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses

Deeply disrespectful to the entire Australian cultural sector that the Office of the Arts can't be bothered actually reading all the submissions people are working very hard on for the National Cultural Policy, and instead will be asking genAI for a summary. www.arts.gov.au/have-your-sa...

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

On the one hand, getting busy at a tenant's place is bad but on the other, being a responsive landlord is good!

Real question: the fuck do you guys think the word meant before

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

Me at every office holiday party after 5 nogs

you can just drink a nonalcoholic beer anytime you want. i had one at 11 am today while i was writing. this shit goes crazy

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

all these features are going to suck shit

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Any offense, no matter how minor, committed by someone that can fairly be described as an “attention-seeking crypto enthusiast” should be death penalty eligible 👍

"I ask all of you to think of it, graduates and families alike, let yourself dream of a future in which we can harness this amazing new technology to eliminate entry-level jobs entirely. Indeed, that work has already begun, and that future is now." /college kid booing intensifies "Wow okay,"

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

One of the most mind-boggling scientific breakthroughs of the past century is how much worse everything can keep getting

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Surely they've suffered enough?