Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

My $200+ shorts doesn't have any pockets! What the hell!

I could watch this over and over again for the rest of the day!

This name is hard!

How do I become a reply guy?

Thought I was looking pretty good walking around this morning with the amount of side glances I was getting but it turned out a big black spot was on my nose from the ink rubbing off the coffee cup marking what my order was.

HAL 9000 watching them stuff AI into everything

The greatest Christmas movie of all time just has a new number 1! Move over Batman returns!

I have a personal top crying in the corner and emotionally eating blocks of cheese wrap for myself and '25 has been a big year for that!

Everything about this zoo ad is OMG WTF but the most OMG WTF thing is that zoo magazine was still a thing in 2011!

John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

online dating

I already know this will be the greatest Christmas movie of all time before watching it. You're out of the number 1 spot Batman returns!

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

This is now a Doechii fan account.

Stealworkers

Getting ready to see Kendrick by listening to Oasis!

I haven't had a pear in a long while and now I'm craving one!

Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.

This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.

The ending made me spit out my Kombucha.

buying into AI

Every time I get down on Australia, they do something like this and they redeem themselves as a country 🫡

I got absolutely trucked by an ebike head on yesterday but...

This is me on the last day of work for the year.

I have 4 different types of cheese in my fridge. This is what being a responsible adult looks like!

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours° Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

every dude wearing these should be afraid for their lives

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

You mean the 10 top wealth hoarding creeps who are destroying everything they touch. We should stop acting like accumulating wealth is 1. a good accomplishment 2. not destructive as fuck to the rest of us.

Well, I guess this is one way to find out kids don't find me cool!

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Let this be the motto of the AI movement.

don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take

I was ready to write a snide skeet but this was actually awesome!!!!

He's also apparently an Arsenal fan. That's not very well adjusted coded. I know this because I'm a fellow Gooner (no not that type).

And did absolutely nothing to stop them.

Every company sued for wrongful death:

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Batman the animated series is absolute genius.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now

This is the most amazing thing! 😆