Be Okay

"I didn't like the Super Bowl halftime show because I didn't understand anything Bad Bunny was saying!" So what? I don't understand what birds are saying, yet I enjoy their song as I walk through a meadow. I don't understand the wind, yet I love how it whispers to me on a crisp autumn day. Grow up

When your post gets in the discover feed

There is no hell hot enough for Pam Bondi. Just a complete snake of a person

I saw a post from someone that said they believe negative posting on Bluesky will affect turnout for less engaged voters and buddy there ARE no 'less engaged voters' on Bluesky and if you think faceless rageaholics on a tiny social media site influence election turnout, they absolutely don't.

It’s for Star Fox 64

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VENGEANCE

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing “There’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”

lowkey I think the whole point of the Kid Rock counter-halftime is to prevent white dads from realizing Puerto Rico's got baddies

why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior

"I just eat meat and ferments" The scents emanating off this expired Slim Jim of a man could probably knock a yak unconscious

there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"

Can we normalize eating a raw onion like an apple?

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic (Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes) #simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

I think an underrated reason why Canadian politics are less deranged than American politics is that America lacks 15% of the country being grumpy French people that need to be catered to. Just the idea of Trump having to try to learn French to be a viable politician solves a lot of issues.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Apollo gift of prophecy

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

i got a few "i don't get it, ICE might be going too far but don't we have to have a way of removing illegal immigrants?" type responses to my charity drive announcement video and the answer there is no you do not. nobody illegal. don't care what the law says

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

the Washington Wizards are an op to get me to commit sudoku

Sparrows in Winter, Shozo Ozaki.

I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/

Every day the mods on here:

Here Comes the Sun. It is mid on the kindest possible listening, but after hearing it come on so many fucking times on classic rock radio at the asscrack of dawn, it sends me into a blind and uncontrollable rage to hear it now

Big Basketball game today. Chippewas vs Minutemen!

they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island

Also, "I knew about PDF file island for years, did nothing about it, but never went myself" is a pretty piss poor defense in general

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

it's crazy to see your long held hypothesis about the modern american right wing—something you've ranted irl and written 10,000 pointless screeds over online, this website included—to literally be notarized by literally the world's foremost infamous pedophile billionaire rapist.

You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport

reading your timeline like

People who may want to have children in the future should bear this in mind: tear gas can have serious consequences for female reproductive health. The data on this isn't great but I would at least recommend ensuring you have a quality respirator or mask on at all times.

abolish streamers. they were a mistake. we must retvrn to a world before morons yapping all day became a form of entertainment. even most talk radio shows only lasted an hour or two

feminists, leftists, trans people, Woke ppl in general have been and will continue to be 1000% vindicated about basically everything

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.