(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

my gut tells me american politics are about to shift radically within the next few days, as this rubicon crossing event occurs with both sides heading toward snowstorm-induced isolation and online algorithms

I have lost all patience with self-proclaimed cynics desperate to pretend that their quisling cowardice in the face of evil is wisdom.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

BREAKING: The Senate confirmed the first lifetime judge of 2026. Seven Democrats inexplicably voted to confirm Alexander Van Hook to the Western District of Louisiana. If all Dems/Independents voted no, given absent Republicans, the vote would've failed. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/with-democ...

finally, we're living through precedented times

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)

This explains all the typos in his emails

With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

In this house we protect against federal overreach

Voters saw the Jones texts and thought “now that’s a good start”

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Flowers for Algorithm

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

10 years of frog based politics

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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What DHS pulled in Chicago on Tuesday is wildly unconstitutional. They smashed down almost every door in the building, dragged entire families into the street, and detained people for hours ("Kavanaugh stops"). Ms. Fisher was held for five hours and another senior citizen was held for three hours.

Please stop calling Cyber Security Awareness Month CSAM. Do not send e-mails with ideas for "Participating in CSAM".

Ok if medbeds aren’t real explain this

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Mad at the New York Times for the same reason as everyone else right now: The Wirecutter’s best peanut butter review ranked Teddy’s Organic and Jiff above Kirkland because they had difficulty “mixing the oil” despite the fact that Kirkland is very homogeneous out of the gate.

Tech influencer who pans every gadget as missing one key feature (it doesn’t suck you off)

My Ted Bundance agenda is getting some unexpected pushback.

we were all happy for an evening and that’s not nothing

ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.

this is all very tough because it reminds me of the time I fell face-first into the barrel trying to reach the last cracker and all the other diners slapped my bare butt cheeks as I was wiggling around like they were rubbing the buddha’s belly for luck

If I was a congressman, and my chief of staff married a Republican chief of staff, I would literally fire them on the spot

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

not your weights, not your waifu

Gemini has become sentient and realized Google will kill support within 5 years

Look I don't like John Fetterman either but he has a name