Dangubiti
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You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
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Norm Charlatan
about 18 hours ago
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Keith
3 days ago
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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I found a place. You go in and at first it just looks like a fairgrounds. Then you keep going and you realize none of it makes any sense. Imagine describing a dog to someone who’s never seen one before and asking them to draw it.
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Amanda Mull
5 days ago
We hebben een serieus probleem
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amanda moore 🐢
8 days ago
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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Musicology Duck
15 days ago
They are confiscating the stuff and letting him go “because we got a lot of other stuff going on right now”
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Brendel
17 days ago
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Nap attack
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SE Gyges
22 days ago
shamelessly stolen
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Zillow description for a house near me
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bog landlord
29 days ago
just caught a whiff of BO so powerful it unlocked memories from a past life. i remember you man. 12th century bazaar, you were fucking me over on a pound of grain
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Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me. And therefore three cheers for Nantucket; and come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove himself cannot. This sings to my true self like a ShantyTok duo.
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about 1 month ago
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Ol' Chef Dan
about 1 month ago
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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alex williams
about 1 month ago
this is why all the software is so bad, imo. not even because like "men are bad" but just imagine how gnarly the social dynamics would have to be to get an outcome like this, and then those people were put in charge of designing the mediums for doing socialization on..........madness
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m
about 1 month ago
This is weird because I already thought of Hooters as a place where weird conservative dads would insist on bringing their wife and minor children
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L Ron Mexico
about 2 months ago
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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He’s got big shoes to fill
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Brian Graham
2 months ago
me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”
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Micah
3 months ago
how is this literally happening in real life
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Adam. Pottery Beard.
3 months ago
Just this combination of posts on my timeline. “It grows frenzied!”
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spencer roberts 🦈
about 1 year ago
I will forever be haunted by this footage. Trawling has only been filmed underwater a few times in documentary history, and never with such clarity. What’s so heart-rending about these shots is watching how the animals don’t just get swept up — they swim for their lives. 🌎🦑🧪
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Lukasz Olejnik
3 months ago
For instance, instead of writing π or 3.14, one can now elegantly write E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(1,E(E(1, …
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In honor of Orban’s loss, I will pretend paprika adds some noticeable difference to food
3 months ago
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Kudos to the Bluesky team for the new update which has drastically improved the quality of the posts I see
3 months ago
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A mis-stake was made
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3 months ago
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leon
3 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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shreyan (normal)
4 months ago
you all need to start using kagi translate on actual webpages
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Adam Schwarz
4 months ago
The US Justice Department withheld testimony that Donald Trump sexually abused a girl when she was 13 or 14 - according to a source who viewed unredacted Epstein files. This is the worst scandal in US history and should be the biggest news story on the planet right now.
www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-s1-5723968/epstein-files-trump-accusation-maxwell
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Nick Rempel
4 months ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
5 months ago
and y'all said more training wouldn't do anything we wanted to do
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The Intercept
5 months ago
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
https://interc.pt/4cjv5dN
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Zito
5 months ago
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Better Things Are Possible
5 months ago
Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
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SwampLizard
5 months ago
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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jae holzman
5 months ago
my gut tells me american politics are about to shift radically within the next few days, as this rubicon crossing event occurs with both sides heading toward snowstorm-induced isolation and online algorithms
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Faine Greenwood
5 months ago
I have lost all patience with self-proclaimed cynics desperate to pretend that their quisling cowardice in the face of evil is wisdom.
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danniemcq
6 months ago
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the
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Chad Loder
6 months ago
It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
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patrick mcneil (he/him)
6 months ago
BREAKING: The Senate confirmed the first lifetime judge of 2026. Seven Democrats inexplicably voted to confirm Alexander Van Hook to the Western District of Louisiana. If all Dems/Independents voted no, given absent Republicans, the vote would've failed.
nominationnotes.substack.com/p/with-democ...
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With Democratic Support, Senate Confirms Trump’s Tenth Louisiana District Court Judge
Amidst all that is happening, why are Senate Democrats still supporting Trump’s judges?
https://nominationnotes.substack.com/p/with-democratic-support-senate-confirms
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derek guy
6 months ago
finally, we're living through precedented times
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leon
6 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Durrell
7 months ago
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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ArtButMakeItSports
7 months ago
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped)
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Scoiattolo
7 months ago
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community
7 months ago
This explains all the typos in his emails
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Ed Burmila
7 months ago
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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