This is reminding me of an exchange on Pop Culture Happy Hour when @lindaholmes.bsky.social jokingly called Neil Patrick Harris her boyfriend, and one of her co-hosts was like "you know he's gay, right" and she was like "oh yeah because that's the ONE thing standing in the way of me dating him"

Just for that, Bluesky, I'm going to think even LESS

A lot of you claim acab but I see you on the timeline glazing harry hole

"This is their Stalingrad" is a lot more apt than most people realize because the war went on for another 2 years after that

i just want to cry. i have literally just spent the last 6 hours responding to email after email of people begging for rent money or for me to point them in the direction of help, which does not exist. please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.

crouched over my keyboard with a tupperware of reheated pasta like the functional adult I habitually impersonate

Forever muttering "Ewww. Sigh. OK, whatever," is the cross that every descriptivist must bear.

Please tell me she’s also fucking his wife

Resign. Retire. Rfuck outta here.

Stephen A and Bayless meme ass answer

If you asked me who is better placed to organize a resistance, suburban moms or dads, I would put my money on the moms 9 times out of 10. They have group chats, know where everyone lives and have a huge intel advantage The moms are Marcus Brody in Indy’s monologue The dads are Brody in the bazaar

Last night I dreamed I "infiltrated" an evangelical subreddit to ask "what are all the gateways to dark forces I should avoid" and then used the list to make a video series like "Summoning demons until one agrees to trade my soul for the death of JD Vance, Day 1" and a ton of people flipped out

Greg Bovino’s voice sounds like a muppet on Sesame Street who learns the hard way that snitching is wrong

We're owed a president with some virtuous scheming viziers after this. Some guy hissing "We must ban the SUVs sire"

and an additional fuck you to everyone who said we were overreacting during the patriot act and creation of DHS.

that tie knot is the same width as his head

Whiskey Sunday with Tony Romo

the only ice i support is the ice the gay hockey boys skate on

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

The amount of first responders involved in the rescue is top notch ♥️♥️♥️

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

borders are fake. care about real things or shut up

/3 Seriously though what sort of goth has a LINKEDIN

thank you for the sign inspiration for today's march downtown, @jeremymessersmith.bsky.social

Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that

wow the owner of the turd store says if people don't improve their attitudes about turds, in a few years there probably won't even be a stinky store that makes the whole town smell like turds anymore

I hope this Microsoft email outage lasts until the sun dies

he makes an excellent point

"trump announces he is suing..." okay, fuck him. he's polling below "snagging your shaft on a rusty nail." you should countersue for a billion dollars. his bones are trying to escape out of his skin. he's crashing out

Just donated, please do likewise if you can. Reposting this helps too. Thank you. Link: www.miwrc.org

This actually made me laugh really hard (and boy I needed that)

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir

Twist: everybody else on the plane died, he flew it back himself. Pretty crazy when you think about it

out: a 1% tax on the top 100 billionaires in: a 100% tax on the top 1 billionaires consider: it would be very funny

just like buying a lotto when the pot hits 100mm i’m not banking on this being It but i’m paying the price of admission so i can dream

I felt within me a ‘it’s happening’ so great that not that no ‘it’s unconfirmed’ could ever dim it’s light

not now sweetie, mommy and thousands of bluesky users are forming the opposite of a prayer circle

"History will not look kindly upon______" Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

if you go seeking revenge dig two graves but only if you're getting revenge on two people otherwise you're gonna end up with an extra grave.

the people I'm getting revenge on don't deserve individual graves

post going viral = alerting all of the guards in a video game

Another day in EU Occupied America. I tried coming in to work in August and they shot me in the knees

i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about

Hey, people are permanently losing their eyesight at some of these protests and have been for some time. These people, the ones that have put their bodies on the line, are among the people who would benefit from your usage of alt-text when posting protest related imagery.

At this point I think Trump has drawn more clocks than Dalí

Inspired by @lycomorpha.bsky.social I tried a "dice doodle" while watching Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up (so explosions, of course! d8s to determine number/points/colors). Did not turn out at all as expected which almost got me feeling like a failure. (As if a doodle can be pass/fail?) 1/