bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat

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"you meet your 18-year-old self, you're allowed to say three words. What do you say?" Venlafaxine onehundredandfifty milligrams

I fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'closing my eyes while doing bedtime and falling asleep in my kid's bed'

Another good reason to avoid being on X is that Isaac Chotiner could start asking you questions there at any time

you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural

If you prefer something wearable, grab a silk scarf or tie in a sciency pattern artologica.etsy.com 🧪🐡 #BSNM Support your bsky artists

If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison

I got a huge package of photos in the mail today of the art that my incarcerated friend Jeremiah and his friends have been able to make with your donated supplies. I will keep adding photos in this thread till we make it through all of them. Thank you for changing lives. 🩷

Issuing correction on previous post. We’re not slut shaming her! We’re shaming her for her choice of two very specific partners!

Bluesky has deleted my friend Sama'a's account for what feels like the hundredth time. Please give what you can to help her family survive the harsh weather and privation. tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily

Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Marion Cotillard wanna be a lil musky... imma allow it... it's just the way of her people

jeez. guess i never understood how uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

Do I pay you to wake me up about every little thing?! No, I pay you to viz

I need this kind of help like I need a raccoon in my bra

a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol

I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying

aw jeeze, we invented the dune pain box for one specific thing, but now everyone is passing it around and seeing who can stick their hand in it longest. they’re all laughing about it. they’re daring dave to stick his dingus in there

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!

"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.

Sorry one more

They should invent a cat who doesn’t LEAVE when you want to CUDDLE him

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

I will never "expand on that." My posts are their own exegesis.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

This fundraiser has stalled a bit, please donate! We're trying to raise a fucked up amount of money and it's so frustrating and scary. Please help my friend keep their kids!

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON THE CONTRAPTION IN JAY JONES' REC ROOM

You African Studies majors out there: you too can become mayor of New York City!!!

It is important for me, personally

The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

New BlueSky rule: Tal's grilled cheese essay gets the Tom Holland Umbrella treatment

"While loneliness and virtual life still reign supreme, the people I spoke to described the thrill of connecting with strangers, watching their toddlers play with canvassers, and coming home to find unexpected guests."

New awareness campaign

Watching @dimension20.bsky.social and yeah, pretty sure I saw Spectral Extradimensional Pillow Fort play at the Longhorn when I was in college

They better not go and shake that man’s hand while he’s kidnapping folks from the community that made them

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

I feel terrible and I didn't care about this at all 4+ hours ago

God this is nerve-racking for a game I honestly have no investment in