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40+ year old beginner artist from Minnesota. "Just say NO to outer space"
This is reminding me of an exchange on Pop Culture Happy Hour when
@lindaholmes.bsky.social
jokingly called Neil Patrick Harris her boyfriend, and one of her co-hosts was like "you know he's gay, right" and she was like "oh yeah because that's the ONE thing standing in the way of me dating him"
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Just for that, Bluesky, I'm going to think even LESS
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about 4 hours ago
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geoffrey
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Patrick Cosmos
about 17 hours ago
A lot of you claim acab but I see you on the timeline glazing harry hole
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Sam (ABeardedPanda)
about 18 hours ago
"This is their Stalingrad" is a lot more apt than most people realize because the war went on for another 2 years after that
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ashley fairbanks
1 day ago
i just want to cry. i have literally just spent the last 6 hours responding to email after email of people begging for rent money or for me to point them in the direction of help, which does not exist. please
@governorwalz.mn.gov
. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
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Lili Saintcrow
about 24 hours ago
crouched over my keyboard with a tupperware of reheated pasta like the functional adult I habitually impersonate
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1 day ago
Forever muttering "Ewww. Sigh. OK, whatever," is the cross that every descriptivist must bear.
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Andy Tulin (oh no it’s my face again version)
1 day ago
Please tell me she’s also fucking his wife
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Imani Gandy
2 days ago
Resign. Retire. Rfuck outta here.
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Stephen A and Bayless meme ass answer
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3 days ago
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Mo
3 days ago
If you asked me who is better placed to organize a resistance, suburban moms or dads, I would put my money on the moms 9 times out of 10. They have group chats, know where everyone lives and have a huge intel advantage The moms are Marcus Brody in Indy’s monologue The dads are Brody in the bazaar
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Last night I dreamed I "infiltrated" an evangelical subreddit to ask "what are all the gateways to dark forces I should avoid" and then used the list to make a video series like "Summoning demons until one agrees to trade my soul for the death of JD Vance, Day 1" and a ton of people flipped out
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Siobhan Thompson
3 days ago
Greg Bovino’s voice sounds like a muppet on Sesame Street who learns the hard way that snitching is wrong
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Better Things Are Possible
4 days ago
We're owed a president with some virtuous scheming viziers after this. Some guy hissing "We must ban the SUVs sire"
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
4 days ago
and an additional fuck you to everyone who said we were overreacting during the patriot act and creation of DHS.
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derek guy
4 days ago
that tie knot is the same width as his head
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Coach Finstock
4 days ago
Whiskey Sunday with Tony Romo
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
4 days ago
the only ice i support is the ice the gay hockey boys skate on
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Moby Dick
5 days ago
Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
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Luca
5 days ago
The amount of first responders involved in the rescue is top notch ♥️♥️♥️
loading . . .
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Greg Pak
5 days ago
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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doodlemancy ✨
5 days ago
borders are fake. care about real things or shut up
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Everything At The Direction of Popehat
6 days ago
/3 Seriously though what sort of goth has a LINKEDIN
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thank you for the sign inspiration for today's march downtown,
@jeremymessersmith.bsky.social
6 days ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
7 days ago
Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
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more mr. nice guy
7 days ago
wow the owner of the turd store says if people don't improve their attitudes about turds, in a few years there probably won't even be a stinky store that makes the whole town smell like turds anymore
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Everything At The Direction of Popehat
7 days ago
I hope this Microsoft email outage lasts until the sun dies
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Jamison Foser
7 days ago
he makes an excellent point
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ceej
7 days ago
"trump announces he is suing..." okay, fuck him. he's polling below "snagging your shaft on a rusty nail." you should countersue for a billion dollars. his bones are trying to escape out of his skin. he's crashing out
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Bill Corbett
7 days ago
Just donated, please do likewise if you can. Reposting this helps too. Thank you. Link:
www.miwrc.org
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This actually made me laugh really hard (and boy I needed that)
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7 days ago
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✨brit✨
8 days ago
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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leon
8 days ago
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir
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Blue sky nice ghost
9 days ago
Twist: everybody else on the plane died, he flew it back himself. Pretty crazy when you think about it
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Jeff Hamilton
9 days ago
out: a 1% tax on the top 100 billionaires in: a 100% tax on the top 1 billionaires consider: it would be very funny
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✨trash✨
9 days ago
just like buying a lotto when the pot hits 100mm i’m not banking on this being It but i’m paying the price of admission so i can dream
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William B. Fuckley
9 days ago
I felt within me a ‘it’s happening’ so great that not that no ‘it’s unconfirmed’ could ever dim it’s light
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lerrrgan
9 days ago
not now sweetie, mommy and thousands of bluesky users are forming the opposite of a prayer circle
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Solomon
9 days ago
"History will not look kindly upon______" Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
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jessica jonestown
10 days ago
if you go seeking revenge dig two graves but only if you're getting revenge on two people otherwise you're gonna end up with an extra grave.
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ElleElle 💜🏳️⚧️
10 days ago
the people I'm getting revenge on don't deserve individual graves
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ae
10 days ago
post going viral = alerting all of the guards in a video game
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Joel
10 days ago
Another day in EU Occupied America. I tried coming in to work in August and they shot me in the knees
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derek guy
10 days ago
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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Lupita Nihongo
13 days ago
Hey, people are permanently losing their eyesight at some of these protests and have been for some time. These people, the ones that have put their bodies on the line, are among the people who would benefit from your usage of alt-text when posting protest related imagery.
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Siobhan Thompson
13 days ago
At this point I think Trump has drawn more clocks than Dalí
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Inspired by
@lycomorpha.bsky.social
I tried a "dice doodle" while watching Dimension 20: Never Stop Blowing Up (so explosions, of course! d8s to determine number/points/colors). Did not turn out at all as expected which almost got me feeling like a failure. (As if a doodle can be pass/fail?) 1/
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