I want to leave food out for the plush cats that don’t have owners but I’m not sure what they eat

drunk and making embarrasing posts, ask me me anything.

don’t overthink it! this is about vibes and joy!

Happy Pokémon Day

deleting dating apps installing fitness apps

It’s almost like you can’t tell that I’ve worn the same dress for two days in a row

I’ve been doing all my meetings over zoom for almost 6 years now but it still feels weird to poop during one

"Hmmm, let's start at the beginning", Amy moans into Mya's ear. Sitting at the typewriter, Mya can't see Amy standing behind her but feels Amy's soft hand moving across her shoulders. "Yes, ma'am", Mya responds breathlessly. "The first word should be 'the'", squeals Amy. "Brilliant", says Mya. 🧵

I want to be Finneas to your Billie I want to be Phineas to your Ferb I want to be Finn to your Sawyer I want to be Finn to your Jake I want to be Fionn to your Salmon of Knowledge I want to be Finnegan to everyone at the wake

Wow, I can now put Bandcamp songs in Bluesky posts? Before that I should upload more songs to Bandcamp. Before that I should figure out what style to focus on. Before that I should finish at least one song. Before that I should record at least one demo idea that doesn’t sound like ass.

I delete posts all the time, I should be able to delete attempts to chat

I used to be so annoyed at people blasting the music in their cars, but just discovered I can turn the music in my car way up to drown it out.

Cosplaying as the character 💜

I need a less heavy topic to clear my timeline. Want to discuss what happens when AI makes millions of white collar jobs go away?

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳

𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧? 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩?

𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘺

On paper, a girl who meows randomly all night should be annoying, yet I am still thinking about how adorable she is. Was she clicker training me with meows?

I think I need to shut my heart down. Chasing love doesn’t lead anywhere. I should chase other things. And maybe love will find me on the way. Or maybe it won’t. But I need to be okay with that. And right now I’m not.

𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢

Going through Catherine O'Hara movies and watched A Mighty Wind. Forgot about the ending. Will now crawl in bed and never come out.

It's horse year and I'm a horse, let's go.

It's so annoying when I reliably break down after an event. I prefer my crashouts to be random and unpredictable.

Scene: A parking lot at 3am. Girl 1: I'm so lucky I got to dance with the hottest girl in the club. Girl 2: I feel the same. Girl 1: Haha, as if. Girl 2: What would @emoria.bsky.social do if she heard you say that? Girl 1: ... Girl 2: Say it. Girl 1: Fuck yeah, I'm gorgeous

Feb 14 is my HRTversary. I aimed for that date not just for the love connotations, which I love, but that for me it has always marked the early stages of spring, things coming back to life. And my transition was the renewal of a life that I thought was over.

despite everything, I thought this outfit was cute

a girl who has only been away from civilization for 4 days and is going completely stir-crazy

Had a pair of roadrunners wander through my yard. That was pretty cool.

Hearing junior engineers mirror my speech patterns is weird but also kind of flattering. Apparently I say “sounds good” and “makes sense” a lot.

not sure if I'm spiralling or I'm spiraling.

eating peanut butter sandwiches for dinner like an adult

Imagine this with The Orb’s Little Fluffy Clouds playing at full volume

it’s kinda like Thelma and Louise except we are in a rented Jeep Cherokee filled with crap, listening to boring podcasts instead of talking and I’m wishing we would drive off a cliff

took nyquil and prog so the eepy is about to hit like a sledgehammer

Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned (And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)

A “boy” who was super excited “his” hair was finally long enough to reach “his” mouth who is now less excited because it goes in there all the time.

I don't want to spread my brainworms but that is all I have at the moment so I will probably be quiet for a bit

I accidentally went to the Discover tab and I apologize for everything that happened there.

me to therapist: You are saying that there are people that don't assume that anything negative that happens, real or imagined, is their fault? Are there a lot of these people?

Watching Hellraiser (1987) aspirationally

It’s blowing my mind that I might be an extrovert and maybe always have been. My shyness may actually be due to social anxiety and not about energy levels. Despite getting zero sleep this weekend, if anyone I knew offered to do anything I would be there immediately.

a girl who looks like this after dancing all night

I need to find a way to come down from amazing once-in-a-lifetime experiences without it destroying me because I plan on having many more.

I saw a picture of a baby goat and cried. What do you know, it's time for my estrogen.

post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit Maybe not hot but I’ll take cute. Excited for beach season.

A girl who just got a bottom surgery date and is so very very happy at the moment

a girl who goes to her hippie dance class in the morning and then spends the rest of the day packing boxes and moving furniture in the same outfit.

Best to worst programming languages according to me last night: C++, Rust, Python, 6502 Assembly, C#, Lua, Unreal Blueprints, C, PHP, Go, Zig, Swift, ... , Perl, Java, Objective C, Scheme, Typescript, Javascript

@elleelle.goodgirls.online is the prettiest prettiest princess of them all