This yuri I’m working on might be too weird for most audiences. Neither character feels superior to the other. They just really like being around each other and miss each other deeply when they are apart. I may be doing the genre wrong.

I used to get mad at people who didn’t test their code changes. Then I discovered people weren’t even compiling their changes and got very angry. Right now I am fuming because someone had the nerve to post a PR they didn’t even understand because AI wrote it for them.

Probably the saddest part of having my future vagina is that despite all the work that went into it, no one will ever compliment how cute it is. Because that would be weird.

The yuri will continue until morale improves

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

noodling around on guitar and discover a cool riff, the band I'm most likely to have accidentally copied is Primus. Today it was Here Come the Bastards.

Filling out info for new pharmacy and get to the "sex at birth" section. Get legit confused about what they are asking for. After searching, I believe they are asking for whatever is on my insurance, but can't see that on the insurance site. Good thing it is only insurance fraud if I answer wrong.

I'm sure it's a big coincidence that there is a big discussion about how you don't need estrogen to transition at the same time CVS says my estradiol is out of stock. But it's not stopping me from having a panic attack.

then: 👉👉 now: 👉👈

I keep debating whether I should get a cute Mrs. Claus costume that I would probably wear once a year at most. But that one time would be amazing.

a life without estrogen is to me a fate worse than death

polyamory is on the rise because if one person did the design, programming, art, sound, project management, testing, marketing and social media the game would never be released.

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

You can’t just say “psps” and expect me to not respond.

I have such a bad memory I’ve probably made this post before

The first time I played a downloaded mp3, I wondered why it was popular. It was just compressed audio like realplayer but larger and didn’t require the same musicianship as mod tracker files.

I think ropework appeals to my love of topology and I think cute girls touching me appeals to my love of cute girls touching me.

The brainworms are determined to get me to crash out of what should be a perfectly lovely evening. It's not possible that I'm boring and everyone hates me. Either I'm boring and no one thinks about me at all or they hate me since I'm doing not-boring terrible things. Like it doesn't even make sense.

I'm taller than the average woman, but tonight I got hugged by a woman who was taller than me and it was incredible to feel smol for a moment.

I don't appreciate the way she says "You're going to turn this into the room of a 14 year old girl, aren't you?" like that's a bad thing.

*about to say something self deprecating* me: stop, don't broadcast your brainworms me2: stop stopping, you are not being authentic me3: stop stop stopping, you are overthinking it me4: stop stop stop stopping, I don't have the spoons for this.

are we going to discuss this nerd stuff all night or talk about cool things like yuri and dog girls?

WHAT IS A LEASH WITHOUT A COLLAR! both are necessary in life!~

Sasha Dart's eyes slowly opened. In front of her was a woman in black sitting at a large table. The only light was from the lamp on her desk and pale accent lighting behind the stone arches along the walls. To her left the arches extended into the distance, this wasn't a room but a dungeon. (1/13)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: meow.

Bands should have mergers & acquisitions like corporations. There should be a combined Polyphonic Spree + Trans-Siberian Orchestra + Slipknot with 80 people on stage.

Wanna do something like shitposting but so earnest and genuine that it is startling. Like the opposite of shitposting.

BEING WEIRD IS NOT A CRIME

Hi all, what are genre-defining examples of this "mechsplotation yuri" everyone is talking about?

cis coworker at holiday party: What do you enjoy doing for fun? me: I like reading. him: Oh, what have you been reading? me realizing I can't talk about the forcefem basement, the man who becomes a robot maid, the trans magic girl band or the dragon sex without his brain melting: Uh, romance books.

Thank you for your being a girlfriend of ElleElle. We would be grateful if you could take 45 minutes to complete a brief survey about your time with us. Your responses will quickly be forgotten.

I hope a future administration goes out of their way to spitefully and unnecessarily persecute billionaires the same way that this administration persecutes trans people and immigrants.

I would totally form a cover band called "Girl.. or Astro Girl" if I was talented enough to play their songs.

If you would like your dysphoria pushed to its maximum, ask a random stranger to draw a caricature of you.

Them: Read the room. The Room: grsgsffntrchspmskwmhhhsfcetdwmgrgbmhsshybrvtbnwtfc Me: Uh, okay.

Posting aggressively mid tonight, maybe I need to stay off the internet forever

The purple heart to me means I care about you, I wish I could help you make it better, an infinite amount of hugs are available for taking. I post a normal amount of them. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

The crying can’t officially commence until the eyeliner is removed

I need to find a weird trans girl to keep making those cute kissing sounds, meow.

Happy National I Forgot What My Job Is What Do I Even Do Here Day to those in the US who celebrate.

Warning: Your safety is not guaranteed.

@profanity.accountant am I really good?

I need to wear this dress more.

When AI images first came out I thought they were cool because they were weird and dreamlike. Now I hate my dreams because they look like AI.

Thanksgiving is probably my loneliest holiday since it is meant to be done surrounded by friends or family. To everyone else spending thanksgiving alone, sending hugs 💜

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Sigur Rós (Benaroya Hall, May 2006) Sigur Rós (Paramount Theater, August 2012) Sigur Rós (Santa Barbara Bowl, April 2013) Sigur Rós (Fox Theater Pomona, April 2017) Sigur Rós (Royal Albert Hall, October 2025)

I can report that lower electrolysis doesn't quite reach the pain level of the upper lip, but was the longest I was in that much pain. It was breaking through my normal techniques of calculating sequences and imagining animals for every letter of the alphabet. Had to focus on breathing deeply.

In a few hours I am going to find out if electrocuting your junk hurts more than electrocuting your face

Now taking applications for someone who I can replygirl to all your posts without it being weird

Cat Puss Merp I guess 2026 will be the same as 2025 🙀