We also have a solution for this.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

let👏women👏build👏saw👏traps👏

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

So we’ve got a news story about foxes/coyotes, @jeremymessersmith.bsky.social has a new album called Fox/Coyote, and I’m currently working on crop art of a coyote (or is it a fox?) for the State Fair. Forget the horse. I’m just gonna declare this the year of the fox/coyote 🦊🐺

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

On press today www.etsy.com/listing/9524...

Alan Moore on now.

The 'Burbs is one of my all time favs and I am PUMPED for this. So many lines live rent free in my head: "I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal." "Sardine?" "Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it." I can't wait.

I've got a new record out today. It's called Fox/Coyote and if I can hit you with the softest of sells I think it's got a couple good tracks on it. Give it a listen here: push.fm/fl/foxcoyote

your grandparents voting for reagan

Shoutout to all the folks who waved their membership cards at me

Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart https://theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-intimacy-coordinator-for-shot-with-fresh-lemon-tart/

chat is this bad?

I'm performing at an elementary school gym today to play some songs I wrote with the fourth graders there. And the songs are like, legit good? Maybe my best work? There's a song about a mountain climbing turtle, "All I Want For Christmas is Cheese" and a one just called "Dude, I'm hungry."

minneapolis residents during operation metro surge: the politicians we respect most right now are the ones we see out in the street alongside us [monkey's paw curls]

Afroman rules. (And he just won this case)

I feel so sick reading this. Our government is murdering people on the other side of the world and slowly, torturously here at home. Andrea - and everyone held in these evil, unlawful camps - deserves freedom.

Little known fact: "Fool's Spring" is actually named for me, a fool, who put his big winter boots away last week.

Absolutely gutting story on Annunciation parents pouring their souls into enlightening legislators, knowing they’d the GOP brick wall. But the piece contains one of the most horrifying paragraphs an American parent could read; it will stay with me: www.startribune.com/in-living-ro... (gift)

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

I have never been stopped in public more in my life than in the last few months and I LOVE IT.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

This is what ecocide looks like.

I did some singing on this gentle folk album by Minneapolis newcomer Sadie Gustafson-Zook. Proceeds go to help folks in Powderhorn Park. "Too Many Blue Days" is going on sooooo many of my playlists. Check it out: sadiegustafsonzook.bandcamp.com/album/the-ho...

Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Self-described "bounty hunters" driving a fake company van pulled a weapon on observers in downtown Minneapolis yesterday. As usual, the loyal ICE lapdogs of Hennepin County were useless, asking folks to submit a form online, despite many eyewitnesses on-scene they could simply listen to.

Today is Bandcamp Friday, aka a great day to buy a copy of @jeremymessersmith.bsky.social 's brand new album! jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fox-co...

Also: We killed Kristi Noem's presidential ambitions. They always say: Why can't you go back in time and stop Hitler, etc. Maybe we did. Just maybe. Noem, just remember: No Minneapolis, no tabloid focus on your airplane blankies and Corey excitement. At Thanksgiving, you had a blank check. But:

This is very good

Make Star Trek boring again.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Not me being absolutely radicalized by the Helsinki Public Library.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

So roughly still 6X pre-surge, down from 16X, and planning for 3X long run.

Scotland's Community Wealth Building Bill is a potentially world-changing strategic economic law with the power to end billionaire domination. Little wonder that *zero* English media outlets have covered it.

I will never willingly watch or listen to anything he says.

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

Wait until DOGE hears about this.

I have so internalized “No one is coming to save us” that when I see an actual elected stepping up I am DELIGHTED.

"Her organization has been receiving reports of agents going door-to-door pretending to be environmental canvassers. These tactics have had an impact on her organization’s canvassing group, who are now at risk of being furloughed while ICE operations continue." sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

When I say our leaders aren’t helping us, this is what I mean. ICE is showing no signs of leaving but our senator, who is currently running for governor, doesn’t even know that. And she’s doing the administration‘s work for them.

Hell yeah. Donating now. Let’s go neighbors!

The videos of Minnesotans waiting to greet people released at Whipple with coats and hugs get me every time. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThXuhUKE/

Wonderfully written NY Times piece by a local dad involved in the resistance, really echoes with a lot of what we’re feeling: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/o... (gift link)

Jesus Christ