I really enjoy the Phillies broadcast version of this TOOTBLAN. They sound like a disappointed Little League dad when Realmunto runs back to second

I can’t believe someone wrote this with a straight face in 2026. Maybe we should finish up the current war before getting boners for the next wat

Ok this is very good

Graham Platner is going to run for Angus King’s seat as a Republican

See!

England throwing up the soccer equivalent of the prevent is going to bite them in the ass

This is some Suicide Squad type shit, where the only way to take down the super corrupt bad guy is a slightly less corrupt bad guy

This has truly been a blessed sports season since the start of the NBA Playoffs. Even the Home Run Derby was fun and exciting.

I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. More green than I would like

Ok this is funny. We’re over a decade into the Trump experience and we have experienced Republican operatives wondering if Trump is going to use the money to help other campaigns

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Ugh

Egypt is playing a lot more aggressively than they were against Australia and its serving them well

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal Egipto!!!

My close group of friends has people with families from the US, Brazil, Mexico, Portugal and Italy. And yet the last team standing among them is Egypt (where my family is from) Never thought I’d see that happen in the World Cup

The US can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

An underrated side effect of the Balogun situation is that it may help the Belgians get their shit together. Their vibes have been rancid and there’s been lots of infighting (most notably during the Pausa de Hidratacion). This helps them focus

WTF are you doing Pepsi

slowly developing a brain that only wants to see two things on tv: - live sports - movies I have already seen 25 times

Looks like the viagra worked and England rose to the occasion

Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr Kane, I expect you die

Tim Cook is going to be like a college football coach that takes an NFL job right before the NCAA investigation hits

I found Egypt’s path to victory

Welp. Looks like I’m now Cabo Verde’s new #1 fan

Gotta have Haney in for the shootout, he’s been adept at getting it in the net

I said, “Disappointed at the attractiveness of the Egyptian fans that are making the broadcast. It’s a poor representation,” in my family group chat and my mom said “I agree habibi”

Every time I hear that Mohamed Hany has the ball

Is it just me or has the proportion of English language ads jumped significantly over the course of the World Cup? It feels like it was just a handful before and now it’s about 50-50

If Harris or Biden had dropped the ball on 250 half as badly as Trump, we’d have about 50 op eds and news stories in the center left publications on down for the entire past week. But because it’s Trump, it’s no big deal

@rivertam.bsky.social this is your chance to coach the Lakers

Today’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social made me think of my friend that put Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs in a pepper mill to use as a table spice

The Snowtime Lakers

The Doctor is in!

I would love to know what sort of slur an Ecuadorian would say to a Mexican

If I’m England, I’m terrified to go to Azteca in the Round of 16

Why do I feel like Ken Paxton will be hurt more by wearing a Notre Dame quarter zip than by the news that he was out with his mistress?

Just kick it straight!

Egypt didn’t deserve that tie

You don’t have to hand it to them, but during the Pride Game the Iranians and Egyptians didn’t feel the need to write Koran verses on their jerseys

The Māori name for France is Wīwī (Oui, oui)

They should have made it so the 8 first place teams with the most points faced 3rd place teams instead of assigning it ahead of time Side effect is the 1st place teams that already clinched their group have something to play for in the third game

That was the stupidest goal ever. I love it

Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life https://theonion.com/murder-mystery-on-train-not-so-fun-in-real-life-1819569228/

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

When a country gets their first-ever World Cup win 🥺🥺🥺

This would be Egypt’s first World Cup win