Back in my day, you had to put a Gwar cassette in a Teddy Ruxpin to make a toy this inappropriate. Now they just ship them out inappropriate

I presume Baker Mayfield gets paid for the Uber Eats commercials where he’s in the “Time to Bake” meme. I wonder how much he gets paid for what has to be the easiest endorsement deal in the world.

I’m usually a go for it guy, but how do you not kick there?

Come the fuck on @espn.com. The main objection to the officer’s behavior isn’t that he pointed at the players

Respect to the shirtless dudes in USC. Raining and in the 50s in LA is the local equivalent of 25 and snowing in Madison

That was a bullshit roughing call. It was above the knees

Raridon has been having himself a heck of a game, but he’s gotta get better at walking that sideline tightrope

Nice to turn a pick 6 into a pick 4 (net)

That’s short of the goal lime

Oh no Texas A&M, what is you doin’

Amazing catch by Fields.

That’s one way to avoid the kicking game

Whoever goes big on diplomatic sanctions for countries that cuts these sorts of deals will get my vote in the 2028 primary

No fatties, but for immigration policy. I’m guessing the next qualification that will be added is “great cans”

I don't default to fashion scoffing, but what the fuck is this? It's a good "Do you have too much money?" test

I think Wilbon’s take is a little bit more nuanced than appears on this clip, but the solution to this isn’t to throw your hands up and knuckle under, it’s to rage against the dying of the light. It’s still a terrible take though.

The good thing about tonight is that it may break the media’s hypnosis that Trump and the Republicans represent the will of the volk and they might actually be willing to push back more

Political TV coverage is so weird. We hold sports coverage to a higher standard.

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

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Good rule of thumb, if you see a story that says, "This is why Harris lost in 2024" article and the words 'inflation', 'prices' and 'groceries' never appear a single time, you can safely ignore it.

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

Life comes at you pretty fast

This and, also, Will Smith

A fitting ending. Kill me now

Rojas should have A-rodded him

Well, you can’t say that wasn’t an eventful 9th inning

Wrobleski looks like a character from the Chris O’Donnell 3 Musketeers movie

Bad Dave Roberts is back. Why bench Yamamoto now

Thank you Mookie!!!

Centrists: Why do you care about the White House? no one cares Americans: We hate it

My friend went to bed in the 12th, managed to stay dark and is watching the rest of the game now. I get to relive last night via his texts. This is going to be great

They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now

The NYTimes didn’t understand a joke so much that it should be a @thelouvreof.bsky.social post

The Dodgers are 2-0 in 18-inning World Series games, which is fucking wild.

The organ playing the Neverending Story theme is next level

Stop swinging. He can’t throw a strike

Let’s do it and be legends

The question is, is the position player Kiké or Shohei

That pineapple and watermelon looks tasty right about now

I haven’t been that disappointed in a Will Smith hit since Wild Wild West

I think my cat is more annoyed that I’m still awake than I am. And that’s saying a lot

They IBBed the bases loaded‽ what the hell is this nonsense

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Oh no. Not Henriquez

I picked the right day this week to work from home