Our guy @chipchantry.bsky.social just reminded me about the hardest I laughed in a very long time... youtu.be/HLijSwMH7Is?...

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help” is almost literally what Mayor Mamdani is saying and it’s great actually

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

Hungary Rocked the Vote "The musical movement reached its apex two days before the election when over 100,000 people packed a sprawling square in Budapest for a “system-breaking” concert. Over 50 artists performed, and urged young people to vote for change."

The "Lauren Bezos deserves to be happy" article coming out in the New York Times the same day the NYT ignores reporting on the fact that Bezos is forcing people to work around coworkers who are DEAD instead of giving them aid is a bit on the nose.

i like to think they're up to Ocean's Twenty Five in the alternate universe where bernie mac is still going strong. timmy chalamet just joined the crew as a cajun airboat pilot to rob a riverboat casino

If you’re in FL-24, TX-11, TX-20, or TX-25, we really want to talk to you — because these are the only congressional districts without an Indivisible group. We’re organizing in all 50 states (plus the future state of DC) and 431 congressional districts to defy Trump’s fascist agenda. Join us.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

do not embarrass me in front of the people who flew around the moon

Australians are responding to this and using slang and I have no idea if they’re being nice or cruel. Just reading things like “10 Puckas mate”

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

bloomscrolling for a timeline cleanse! 🌹

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

TIL "Erewhon is a convincing yet ultimately parodic representation of a grocery store, a distortion of basic reality, placing it comfortably in Stage Two of Jean Baudrillard's orders of simulacra."

it's never "meet the liberals pushing for nuremberg 2.0" is it?

your grandparents voting for reagan

Offering a free online class titled “how to ignore the thing you don’t like on the internet”

Thank you for making No Kings 3 the biggest day of mass protest that America has ever seen. #NoKings

finally saw hamnet, don’t know what the big deal is

The correlation between being a Jan 6er and being a pedophile is incredible, it must be like several standard deviations outside what you’d expect just based on chance

The viral meal slop trend. Can anyone hear themselves

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

👀 Reuters/Ipsos poll: Trump’s approval rating on the economy has sunk to 29%. Lower than Biden’s lowest rating. Far lower than Trump’s first-term lowest.

imagine someone saying they'd rather talk to JD vance than you. devastating

[staring at the elephant in the room] how’d that even get in here

🧵 Starting a thread of fun little Internet games I happen to come across: 100 Jumps #Games

Blueberry has its place but blue raspberry makes a lot of emotional sense and had it never been invented you would on some level notice the absence.

🧵 Starting a thread of every #GildedAge2 story I happen to see: "In exchange for $15,000, her new gold-plated subscription healthcare service comes with minimal wait times for specialists, 24/7 physician access and longer sessions with doctors. Welcome to K-shaped healthcare in America."

you’re right that is embarrassing

"View from nowhere" but for art instead of journalism. What could possibly go wrong?

getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage

My daughter: in the TLC song “No Scrubs,” what do they mean by “scrub”? Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.

Billionaires and corporations have plenty of representation in Congress — @peggyflanagan.bsky.social is running to put people first.

second, redundant list of people who legally can't work at a school is about to drop

Democrats don't win elections by winning older voters. They win by running up the score with the younger half of the electorate. • 2016 popular vote win • 2018 blue wave • 2020 presidency win • 2022 blocked red wave All those wins came from the younger half of the electorate.

very important video please watch

As we hit the first state primaries of the election cycle this year, I want to wish a hearty congrats to all of the babies born during the 2008 election season who will be voting for the first time this year!

Tell me you don't know Millennials are the largest generation in U.S. history without telling me. This guy's running for president in 1992.