In space, no one can hear you scam. www.pcmag.com/news/space-e...

Bros of a feather flock together in the Epstein files!

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why creepto bros appear bright until they speak.

This video went viral on Mexican TikTok a while ago. Essentially the woman is complaining that the groomer who cut her dog’s hair left him looking like “a pendejo”. 😃

If fElon yeeted himself into the sun, we could call him “Ick-arus”

It breaks my heart to say but in order to save Burning Man, we are going to have to do things that make Kimbal & Elon sad. lol removekimbal.org

PreyPal Mafia 4EVA!

True dat 👇

This short & sweet article about hating AI is…

She never thought the leopard would eat her face!

Beat me to it hahaha

Me thinks the pedoguy doth protest too much 😃

Indeed!

Haha fElon’s a pedo party pooper!

A short film about the rise and fall of the ⅓ reich on X 😃

“Elon says” 😃

Coincidentally I just composed a song I call “Fungus Girl” about a woman who recently annoyed me and #fungusFriday seems like the perfect day to release the official “Fungus Girl” music video! 😃

If fElon, the super brain genius, didn’t spend 18+ hours a day doing ketamine & generating AI kiddie porn for his pedo frens oops I mean running multiple companies & inventing life changing, world saving technology, he’d be able to solve the aging problem, east peasy lemon squeezy.

True dat 😃

Hahaha brilliant!!!!

Listen to fElon, the psychologically western, super brained genius, eloquently expound on why it is so important for pedos oops I mean people to be connected on his social media platform…

If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?

lol

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’!

In addition to being an innocent, decent man, Maduro is also a DJ & ceremonial cacao facilitator. 😃

Burn! 🔥

Hoisted by his own petard!

Everybody’s so creative! 😃

<cackles> 😃

I can’t wait to find out who’ll be the next Fall Down Go Boom Loser of The Week!

😃

All I wanted for Christmas this year was to see Jake Paul get KOed by Anthony Joshua in the 6th round. Thank you Santa!

May the odds be ever in your favour!

heheh 😃

I’ve read parts 1 & 2 of the VF article & don’t think it was a hit piece or particularly critical of pp in Trump’s inner circle. Everything Wiles said was very calculated & her harshest critiques were reserved for pp (like Musk & Bondi) who’re on Trump’s shit list. Wiles knew she was on the record.

🎶 On the fifth day of Cursedmas, I hung on my tree….. 🎶 😃

Forbidden grapes

OMG!! New PHNX Festival drama has been reported on TikTok. 🚨🚨🚨 Apparently Silly Billy punched one of the festival investors in the face on Sunday (most likely someone associated with Hiami) & then left Honduras in a big hurry! lol I’ll see if I can find video footage of the altercation.

Down With The System Optimus 😃

I spent too many hours yesterday utterly transfixed by TikTok coverage of Billy McFarland’s Phoenix (PHNX) Festival. Since nobody’s posting highlight videos here, I suppose I’ll have to…<sigh> Here’s Billy seeking sponsors 1 day prior to opening day of the festival.

“Regular Animals”, an art installation by Beeple 🤮 at Art Basel in Miami, features billionaire-faced robodogs that take photos of spectators & then “defecate” the so called “artistic impressions”, some of which link to NFTs. Printed “Excrement Samples” sell for $100k. Creepy af innit?

When you’ve been to France… Wazon! 🥐

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

If The Finger reversed (upside down) appears in your Tarot card reading, it signifies that you should go fuck yourself.

🦝

$392 after hours! 😃

Any day that $TSLA stonk tanks is a good day! 😃

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

Nice clown shoes, fElon!