Bit dodgy innit? #SpaceX

When $86 billion is not enough… youtu.be/mm4jsYDvrQ0

Haha no short cut to the S&P 500 for the space nazi! techmymoney.com/2026/06/05/s...

I don’t know what the fancy pants pals of Vanky & her waxy husband are into, but I for one would not be keen on motoring my multi-million dollar yacht to the Gorge of Hell that’s filled with underwater explosives. 💣💥

creepto is for loosers innit

…and many more! 😃

WTF of the day: Grimes & her dodgy friend Aella are holding an AI bootcamp in Berkeley, CA from July 1-31st. The last question on the application form is “If you had to have sex with a cow, would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” Answering the cow question is mandatory. plzdontkillus.com

fElon: “Your cybertruck can function briefly as a boat” 😃

Mansour is a delight!

He’s not doing nothing, he’s…ummm…deploying!

<bonk>

They say Zsolt Hegedus, an orthopedic surgeon, will be Hungary’s next Health Minister but perhaps he should be the Minister of Joy & Good Vibes? 😃

Yesterday, whilst touring the Villa Farnesina in Roma, I happened upon a painting of “La Giaconda Nuda” (left) whose perky tatas (which I’ve covered for modesty & whatnot), reminded me of fElon’s. When I returned to my hotel, I was compelled to Muskify “La Giaconda” for shits & giggles (right). Heh

The evil laugh at the end is the best!

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

A new world awaits you in the off-world colonies! BAG RUNNER! 😃

don't look back in anger... look forward in anger, by thinking about what you're going to do to the guy who killed all this

An article about the Metazombies in Zpace pilot! 😃 www.thepunksite.com/news/metazom...

Under pressure 🐟

“One of us! One of us! Gobble gobble, gobble gobble”

If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Wakanda forever! 👊

Tim is a super talented photographer. I absolutely LOVE his portraits. Please check out all of Tim’s work on his website w/zero trackers. timtrautmann.com

Maybe fElon should try to poach Ling Long from Cluely? 😃

Want to read a proper FU letter? Mo Ryan’s got you covered!

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fElon’s brain is full of solutions!

A nice man who organizes tournaments at my tennis club just invited me to join his “Shared Moments” email group in which members share photos of things that interest them. As my first contribution, I shared this photo of a wiener couch. Now we wait. 😃

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

I had to do some digging to find a photo of fElon’s Walk of Shame star before it was torn up. I wonder which lucky minion fElon ordered to tear up his star? Big Balls probably. 😃

I promised to share more stories about my experience producing the Metazombies in Zpace pilot. This story’s about the theme song, composed by me & recorded by Canadian skate-punk band, TeethOut. (See below) Before I found TeethOut, I worked w/3 incompetent sound… youtu.be/A0QyQuqo6XA?...

this sticker went up all over the san francisco bay area in 2014 because anarchists knew exactly who the techies were, but when they smashed their busses and fucked up their shit, the entire liberal establishment threw a fit and screamed 'violence.' how about don't do that again?

Customer service team while you’re on hold 😁

In May 2021, a creepto whale asked me to write an animated cartoon script based on his cryptopunk NFTs, one being a zombie worth $$$. He wanted to produce the pilot episode but was creepy af so I said no. It took me 4 years to self-produce but I did it! Please check it out 🙏 youtu.be/ZkaFdrf71HI?...

Operation Epic Fury!!?? I wonder who came up with that name?

I dig rowing on my rowing machine but given the option of rowing all day to power the Techlards’ AI companies or being turned into biofuel, I’d walk straight into the meat grinder. Video by AiCandy, a Belgium video generation company.

Here’s the latest municipal government-issued advisory for the population of Puerto Vallarta following today’s cartel-generated chaos. You’ll find the English translation in the alt text.

I wouldn’t call the couple behind this very disturbing story “mysterious”; they’re creepy af & fans of the equally creepy fElon Musk, who, like the creepy couple, is obsessed with fathering a legion of children via surrogacy. (Archived story link posted in the comments)

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Lock up your children!

Oh noes, the PreyPal Pedos are fighting!

Many people say that fElon, the Poppin’ Fresh Pillsbury Dogeboy, is underhated.

@ evil.bob.d is hands down the best account on TikTok!

In space, no one can hear you scam. www.pcmag.com/news/space-e...

Bros of a feather flock together in the Epstein files!

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why creepto bros appear bright until they speak.

This video went viral on Mexican TikTok a while ago. Essentially the woman is complaining that the groomer who cut her dog’s hair left him looking like “a pendejo”. 😃

If fElon yeeted himself into the sun, we could call him “Ick-arus”