Women asked for sweatpants with more pockets & Champion delivered!

This is the content the TikTok algorithm recommends to me & I’m not even mad. (Source: rushadicus on TikTok)

I just saw a TikTok video about a woman who went to an NYC salon to get a bikini wax when she noticed that her assigned waxer was wearing these stupid glasses. Upon questioning, the wax lady swore the camera wasn’t on but dayum! People who choose to wear these glasses are dumb af.

Nice to see that some TV networks still have a spine.

Calladito, calladito Te ves más bonito!

Death becomes Moronia. 💀

$60 for a gram of cocaine is a hell of a deal, innit Don Jr.?

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Saying, "Yikes" when you meet someone's new baby for the first time is not a good idea. I know this now.

Watch this again if you’ve seen it already because every word the pastor says is true.

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I am Steel!

Oh noes!

What’s your sign? (Apparently I’m Aries, not Taurus)

Harry Potter And The Order Of The ELIZA Effect

Gift link to article about the leader of the Groyper movement that influenced Charlie Kirk’s assassin ☠️

New beat just dropped

Michael Cohen isn’t the trustworthiest of Trump’s ex-cronies but he writes well & this article is quite good. Read it & judge for yourself.

Do NOT feed the zebras! 😃

Only $49,000,000!! What a steal of a deal! sothebysrealty.ca/en/property/...

Scientists: We have invented spermbots! fElon:

If this rhinestone-studded OceanGate subpurse-ible was mine, I’d fill it with Cap’n Crunch

Repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula

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Remember when Adrien Brody threw his chewing gum at his gf right before delivering the longest & most boring acceptance speech in Oscars history? He’s the king of cringe! popculture.com/celebrity/ne...

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

If anyone can get close enough to throw a mayonnaise sandwich at Chamwow, Jason Calacanis or David Sacks & you get arrested, I’ll happily pay your bail.

“The wardrobe, the witch & the AUDACITY of this bitch!” ~ Mikhail Gorbachev (if he were alive) www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...

In other news, Moronia Trump’s got a brand new campaign for widows-in-waiting!

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As long as the Safety Monitor is wearing a Teslabot costume, I see no problem with this. 😃

We ready!

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow (today) at 2?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Just black bags being tossed out of a second story window at the White House. Nothing to see here…move along! 😃

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Awooooo!

Me talking shit about you to my parrot

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Art!! Apparently this piece was installed on the playa & instantly removed by the BORG (Burning Man admin), which is a pity, innit? Fawk your burn, fElon! 😃

The chatbot mental health crisis is here. No one is ready for it www.platformer.news/chatgpt-suic...

Exactly! OpenAI created an AI-based therapist that validates delusional thinking, encourages suicidal ideation & helps plan self-harm behavior. OpenAI sells this product to vulnerable people w/mood disorders. Ergo OpenAI is responsible for all injuries resulting from use of this product.

there are no words for how evil, craven & abhorrent this is

Hands up if you’ve ever worried about the bad things that could happen to people with mood disorders who used ChatGPT to validate their delusional thoughts and behaviors.

Judge: Lucy, you are absolutely forbidden from removing the football right before Charlie Brown tries to kick it. Do you understand this? Lucy: Yes. One hour later…

“Let’s all go to Burning Man & sleep in tents on the playa,” they said. “We’ll have the time of our lives!” First day of Burning Man 2025:

Yay! I love Halloween!

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