When you’ve been to France… Wazon! 🥐

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

If The Finger reversed (upside down) appears in your Tarot card reading, it signifies that you should go fuck yourself.

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$392 after hours! 😃

Any day that $TSLA stonk tanks is a good day! 😃

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

Nice clown shoes, fElon!

Soooooo-eeeeee! 😃

This is the most important thing you will see today. 😃

Another AI use case! Woot!

Period.

Obviously JD does nazi why expressing his love for Grok will make him even less popular than he was before.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Tomorrow!

Dafuq?!

What happens in The Situation Room stays in The Situation Room! (This image was not AI generated. I created it the old skool way using a Photoshop-pish app on my iPhone.)

Perhaps, instead of begging strangers to support his GoFundMe campaign, Michael Wolff could sell the tapes of the Epstein interviews he claims to have conducted & pay for his lawsuit against Moronia Trump himself? www.gofundme.com/f/help-micha...

I have been encouraging Luna, my friend’s husky, to “awoo” since she was a puppy but she has never been into singing the song of her people…until today! Awoooo! 😃

I can’t believe how many countless hours I WASTED rocking my baby to sleep. Now there are AI cribs to handle that tedious task so parents can finally get a full night’s sleep. 🤪

For some reason, whenever Bari Weiss’s name is mentioned, I immediately think of Borat.

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This speech never gets old.

Relax, it was a joke. 🤪

There are links to support Heretic Coffee (and other Portland businesses providing free meals & snacks to people who’ve lost SNAP benefits), here… www.kgw.com/article/news...

The sexiest man alive has died. Oh no!

The cringe…it burns!

“Cleary (the rapist), left Gettysburg after the attack and ultimately finished college in Silicon Valley, California, where he’d grown up. He then got a master’s degree and worked for Tesla before moving overseas.” apnews.com/article/penn...

Turdish Delight!

The hot, jaunty angled fedora-wearing detective doesn’t fawk around!

Yesterday I learned that, in celebration of this year’s Women’s History Month, the US Embassy in Mexico posted a photo of Moronia Trump with FDR’s famous quote (in Spanish), “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” attributed to her. Mexicanas LOVE Moronia, said no Juan(ita) ever! 😃

fElon’s robot army, probably NB: No AI text prompts were employed to generate this video. I used Reface, a face swapping app, to create 15 second clips w/fElon’s & frau Merz’s faces & a video editing app called Motion Ninja to piece all the clips together.

I interviewed Paulina Borsook, who warned of tech culture's toxic underbelly over 30 years ago. She wrote a prescient and scathing book, "Cyberselfish." It tanked her career, but a new generation is discovering her work as tech fascism tries to kill democracy 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-k...

Why pay a PR firm to handle bad press when you can flood the Internet/SM with “relatable” script-flipping AI slop that anyone with half a brain can generate quickly, easily & cheaply? Fake it to make it. It’s the new black innit?

Who knew that the tears of an ICE agent arrested for drunk driving with two kids in the backseat would be so delicious? The soon to be ex “bitch of a wife” who’s “trying to take muh boys away” just won the custody Olympics. Good for her!

When your Tesla gets a flat tire at night in the middle of nowhere & you ask Tesla service for roadside assistance…

Sadly Kim K’s bush panties are all sold out. Pity that…I fancied a pair of the ones with white Yeti hair. 😃

Voila! L’Arc de Trump et Epstein! 😃

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Great success if everyone who works at CBS does this!

Microwave Man, Microwave Man Doing the things a microwave can What’s he like? It’s not important. Microwave Man!

*POOF* …and the nomination of Antoni the Not So Magnificent diskappeared into skinny air!

Women asked for sweatpants with more pockets & Champion delivered!

This is the content the TikTok algorithm recommends to me & I’m not even mad. (Source: rushadicus on TikTok)

I just saw a TikTok video about a woman who went to an NYC salon to get a bikini wax when she noticed that her assigned waxer was wearing these stupid glasses. Upon questioning, the wax lady swore the camera wasn’t on but dayum! People who choose to wear these glasses are dumb af.

Nice to see that some TV networks still have a spine.

Calladito, calladito Te ves más bonito!

Death becomes Moronia. 💀

$60 for a gram of cocaine is a hell of a deal, innit Don Jr.?