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onion person
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one of scott adams best posts
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Coach Finstock
about 4 hours ago
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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Andrew Lawrence
10 days ago
if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly
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Mike Drucker
10 days ago
I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
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Brendel
10 days ago
I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we
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Oliver Willis
12 days ago
"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
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Better Things Are Possible
21 days ago
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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metal dot txt
22 days ago
Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
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assbutt
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Luke O'Neil
25 days ago
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assbutt
25 days ago
seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
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andy™
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Patrick Cosmos
26 days ago
Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties
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onion person
29 days ago
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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ceej
almost 2 years ago
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
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m
29 days ago
me when it happens
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
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josh boerman
about 1 month ago
google is so good now
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about 1 month ago
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Chuck Tantrum
about 1 month ago
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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John Semley
about 1 month ago
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DougExeter
about 2 months ago
when i witness someone singing Safety Dance
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Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll”
about 2 months ago
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Chris Person
about 2 months ago
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lauren
about 2 months ago
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Coach Finstock
about 2 months ago
Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
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Joel Morris
about 2 months ago
Lovely interview with the CEO of The Onion.
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David
about 2 months ago
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Cullen
about 2 months ago
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Logan Hard
about 2 months ago
“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
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Sridhar Ramesh
about 2 months ago
As a Trump supporter, I keep sharing photos of Trump and Epstein in the same room at the same time, to make clear they are two separate people.
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Andrew Lawrence
2 months ago
america yesterday
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer
2 months ago
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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onion person
3 months ago
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jesse
3 months ago
How well do your posts please MechaHitler
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Asawin Suebsaeng
3 months ago
Oh so now liberals think it should be illegal and consider it Politically Incorrect for Mr. Trump to set the the White House on fire
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The Onion
3 months ago
96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible
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Technical appreciator
3 months ago
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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Jamie McKelvie
3 months ago
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
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derek guy
4 months ago
not true
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dan sinker
4 months ago
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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✨brit✨
4 months ago
GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest
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The “It” Anticipator
4 months ago
giving a moment like this to Jimmy Fallon is like giving a Maserati to a dog
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Brendel
4 months ago
“New Sickos Yes…hahaha…yes” just dropped
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