one of scott adams best posts

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly

I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.

I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune

seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.

Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties

the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them

*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here

me when it happens

google is so good now

I bought this before Jared went crazy

when i witness someone singing Safety Dance

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up

Lovely interview with the CEO of The Onion. english.elpais.com/technology/2...

“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”

As a Trump supporter, I keep sharing photos of Trump and Epstein in the same room at the same time, to make clear they are two separate people.

america yesterday

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

How well do your posts please MechaHitler

Oh so now liberals think it should be illegal and consider it Politically Incorrect for Mr. Trump to set the the White House on fire

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

not true

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

giving a moment like this to Jimmy Fallon is like giving a Maserati to a dog

“New Sickos Yes…hahaha…yes” just dropped