not true

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

giving a moment like this to Jimmy Fallon is like giving a Maserati to a dog

“New Sickos Yes…hahaha…yes” just dropped

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

VAXXED??

must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

Donald: Who can say what fools may dream? Jeffrey: Ah, but you forget. Fools, madmen, and geniuses dream alike. Donald: We do love our freedom, don't we? Jeffrey: And the morbid kiss of a day's end. Donald: We are both pedophiles. Jeffrey: Yes

One of the crisper articulations of Trumpism I've ever heard www.axios.com/2025/09/08/i...

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

Brendel realizing it's easier to get blocked by 300 morons than having to push the block button 300 times yourself. That's efficiency.

So if Mamdani wins: - Andrew Cuomo will move to Florida - Bill Ackman and his friends will leave NYC - Hakeem Jeffries will not become speaker - Ritchie Torres will not run for governor - Gristedes will close That's like a whole platform right there, he doesn't even need to do free buses anymore

The great thing about Bluesky is that it's has a perfect fifty-fifty split between "people who are funny and occasionally like to take the piss" and "people who are unaware of the concept of a joke".

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Trump every day of his entire life.

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

Avoiding the temptation to call this guy stupid, or say he has a dog’s brain, or shit for brains, or dog shit for brains, or that he has HGH poisoning, or that he’s been hit in the head too many times, or that he hasn’t been hit in the head enough times, since that lets him off easy

It is pretty funny that even after Musk has fed this thing a constant diet of Nazi propaganda it is still smarter than your average Fox News viewer

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

today

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.

Pope Francis after hanging out with JD Vance for like 10 minutes

Normal people trying to explain the constitution and due process to their family on Facebook