My AI bank statement says I’m 14 times less poor than I am.

@jimmypardo.com this Sox team is just too damn fun.

This is like putting “Write a To Do List” on your To Do List so you can cross it off right away.

the thing dem pols need to internalize is this guy and his entire family will vote republican for the rest of their lives, regardless of the republican party literally ending their livelihood

Seeing this made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

Using the landmark case of Sally v. Sea Shore as precedent.

Too many dudes in the 26th- 30th spot on the #WhiteSox roster getting HUGE at bats and doing exactly what you’d expect…

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Tony LaRussa is rolling in his grave the way Mune was taking BIG LEAGUE hacks against a position player right there.

Ball go far. Team go far* *bullpen pending

"This is what Trump does. He lights our national house on fire. He lets it burn for 15 minutes before he shows up with a fire hose. And then he demands a prize for putting out the blaze while the rest of us stand here in the smoldering ruins," says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.

@dennycarter.bsky.social did you see the below clip of this speech from Ossoff? “Our task is to not just contain this wickedness but to repair the brokenness beneath it. And advance to a new era of reform and progress and justice….” https://bsky.app/profile/ossoff.bsky.social/post/3mjickt2e262n

As McGuire thinks 3 straight strikes were balls. Maybe the urban legend is true.. it will make you go blind.

The less I see White Sox line ups with Peters, Harris, Hill, McGuire and Murray the better. I know this team sucks but can’t we do a little bit better on the upside call ups? https://youtu.be/pcE4jyhPi2g?si=4zysGkqHFzERXegu

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I am both delighted and saddened by how much The Great North used @pftompkins.bsky.social during season 5 as it turns out to be the FINAL season.

As no teams have shown interest in me as well, I too will be retiring.

Just the biggest loser energy.

Schwarber takes off his Silver Medal before he even reaches the dugout, tears his jersey off and puts on a “Second Place is First Loser” NO FEAR T-shirt and wrap around 90’s Oakleys to hide his tears.

Oh man I bet hanging out with Amy Madigan and Ed Harris would be fun as shit

Nearest I can tell, Jorge Posada’s only connection to Italy has to be “he played for the Yankees”?

It’s not the 90’s. Why is this still a thing these dinosaurs think.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov, you’re right on the money. Rational bi-partisan discussion is what this administration craves, you fucking Extinction Level Event of a human being. Go push your cheap readers further down and find a fucking clue about the modern Democratic Party.

In retrospect, should have seen this coming. Wakko already had the hat….

Why is this edited like an I Think You Should Leave sketch?

This one is for the Lucky’s Dad heads out there…

Things you would NEVER hear at a WWE show in 2026.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

All I see is federal agents getting violent with residents, over and over, while Democratic leaders repeatedly tell those residents to calm down and not do anything in response. This is not sustainable.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot.

Why is Dem leadership not on the ground in MN? If the answer is “polls show Trump’s disapproval is only -15 on deportations, but -25 on prices,” thats a Bad Use Of Polling and a complete failure in their capacity as leaders to lead public opinion and fight for democracy and the rule of law

Democrats are so desperate to seem strong on crime that they are funding terrorists and murderers. If they think this is what moderate, "freedom-loving" voters want, they're out of their minds.

Do. Some. Thing. You feckless cowards. Don’t say they need traning. Don’t call your centrist populism consultant group. Talk to US. Tell us you will take drastic measures. It will never be 1996 or 2008 ever again.

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

Harbaugh and Stefanski waking up this morning and see the Bills job with prime Josh Allen is now available…

Her neck is 3 apples tall

There is nothing centrists Dems love more than the Police.