I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

We're gonna skate to one song and one song only.

apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but

This is bullshit. The boom op gets catering or a walkaway lunch. Sweetgreen is for the nerds in the production office and writers' room.

Five golden rings go so incredibly hard

Sometimes the grind is worth it. #grindset #sleepercar #travellife #hustleculture

we have to go back. to warn them.

The national guard should return to their roots of just hitting the bricks when they disagreed with/disliked the mission. The concept of the national guard perfectly following federal orders was a 20th century innovation and like most 20th century innovations it turns out it was a huge mistake.

"every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like" etc, etc, etc.

Yeah it's pretty famous.

Someone who is good at neurology please help: why does my brain suddenly remember that I had the mummy one and the eyepatch one and what information was overwritten or unabsorbed because of this knowledge?

"Game: Blouses" is real.

RIP Todd Snider.

Here's my top three: 1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals. 2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country. 3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.

Yeah, if we're going by faithfulness to the source material, Del Toro should be imprisoned, but I calm myself down by remembering the first film "adaptation" of Frankenstein was more than a century ago, so "Frankenstein Movies" have their own distinct rules, lore, and expectations.

Chicagoans say their iconic Michigan Avenue retail district is called the Magnificent Mile. Donald Trump says it is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center. As with most controversies, the truth may lie somewhere in between.

*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.* "Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."

I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.

Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:

It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."

Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS. Catch the fever!!!

this is so huge for me omg

You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.

Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Antifa Manual and MLB Extra Innings for some reason.

Release the Steinbeck werewolf novel!

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Weakerthans (communistly): haha yeah Fuck the man! A specter haunting [my street] Weakerthans (little vignette about life): woah yeah, life is like moment after moment a lot sad but contemplative and transient , it do be like that Weakerthans (a cat 🐈‍⬛): 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

Ghanian poster for JURASSIC PARK (1993), directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Sam Neill - BOTD in 1947

I am anti-car and this car rules. Bring back sealed beam headlights and steelies.

the west coast road trip builds character. you do not truly become a fan until you’ve waited all damn day to watch your team get walked off by the angels and gone to bed sad at 12:43 AM

The City of Chicago:

dude, you're endangering the eggs. Take this down.

Randy's Donuts and Space Shuttle Endeavour in 2012.

big do-nut drive-in, inglewood, california, 1976

You sure you don't want to stick around?

Me, except it's rhizophagy YouTube videos.