I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.

Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:

It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."

Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS. Catch the fever!!!

this is so huge for me omg

You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.

Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Antifa Manual and MLB Extra Innings for some reason.

Release the Steinbeck werewolf novel!

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Weakerthans (communistly): haha yeah Fuck the man! A specter haunting [my street] Weakerthans (little vignette about life): woah yeah, life is like moment after moment a lot sad but contemplative and transient , it do be like that Weakerthans (a cat 🐈‍⬛): 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

Ghanian poster for JURASSIC PARK (1993), directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Sam Neill - BOTD in 1947

I am anti-car and this car rules. Bring back sealed beam headlights and steelies.

the west coast road trip builds character. you do not truly become a fan until you’ve waited all damn day to watch your team get walked off by the angels and gone to bed sad at 12:43 AM

The City of Chicago:

dude, you're endangering the eggs. Take this down.

Randy's Donuts and Space Shuttle Endeavour in 2012.

big do-nut drive-in, inglewood, california, 1976

You sure you don't want to stick around?

Me, except it's rhizophagy YouTube videos.

I can't wait until a Bluesky baseball historian does a 360º windmill dunk on this post by saying there was a game at Pimlico in 1873 where "Lip" Pike of the Baltimore Canaries hit two home runs off Bobby Matthews of the New York Mutuals.

This BARELY beat out the Tom Jones/Nina Persson cover of "Burning Down The House" and "Number One Spot" by Ludacris.

The O'Hearn/Laureano Bump.

Pray the Shelleyheads don't find this.

I’m beginning to think Q-tip was going to kick it regardless of our answer

Thread on a show which got plenty of hype, but also not enough. The "Michael Clayton" of TV shows. The official TV show of Bluesky.

went to the store

logging onto roku channel dot roku dot com at 11:15 am to watch my decimated baltimore orioles play in a little league park

me: Sometimes if you call a toad a frog, people will try to correct you. They'll say it's a toad, not a frog, but a toad is really an informal term. Taxonomically it's a species of frog the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster

Steelers PR team found the perfect time to drop this on a Thursday so they can start the weekend early instead of waiting until 4:59 pm tomorrow.

We are about to get the unauthorized biography of Old Macdonald.