Her cover of "Everyday People" isn't even on the list because she's got so many bangers.

Highly recommend:

Me, reading through this list:

Post a banger that's not in *any language*

Most people rejected His message.

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

(complimentary)

Going Gulliver Mode.

Sorry if I reposted AND quote-posted, but I need to jump in here and say the whole first page of Moby Dick is a banger (as is the entire book). If you've never ventured past the first line you owe it to yourself to check it out.

I got >$3K from California. Super easy. Heads up: you WILL get a letter from a shady law firm offering to help you with your claim, but you can do the claim yourself, totally online.

We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.

And it's not particularly close.

Marco Rubio? The Santa Fe Community College alumnus?

I remember meeting up at a concert in Harvard Square and being sincerely kind of nervous about it, worried I wouldn’t be able to keep up. That I wasn’t going to be funny enough. Like I was hanging out with a beloved famous comedian or something. Which is what he was, in fact.

I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

We're gonna skate to one song and one song only.

apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but

This is bullshit. The boom op gets catering or a walkaway lunch. Sweetgreen is for the nerds in the production office and writers' room.

Five golden rings go so incredibly hard

Sometimes the grind is worth it. #grindset #sleepercar #travellife #hustleculture

we have to go back. to warn them.

The national guard should return to their roots of just hitting the bricks when they disagreed with/disliked the mission. The concept of the national guard perfectly following federal orders was a 20th century innovation and like most 20th century innovations it turns out it was a huge mistake.

"every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like" etc, etc, etc.

Yeah it's pretty famous.

Someone who is good at neurology please help: why does my brain suddenly remember that I had the mummy one and the eyepatch one and what information was overwritten or unabsorbed because of this knowledge?

"Game: Blouses" is real.

RIP Todd Snider.

Here's my top three: 1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals. 2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country. 3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.

Yeah, if we're going by faithfulness to the source material, Del Toro should be imprisoned, but I calm myself down by remembering the first film "adaptation" of Frankenstein was more than a century ago, so "Frankenstein Movies" have their own distinct rules, lore, and expectations.

Chicagoans say their iconic Michigan Avenue retail district is called the Magnificent Mile. Donald Trump says it is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center. As with most controversies, the truth may lie somewhere in between.

*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.* "Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."

I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.

Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:

It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.