Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

Ghanian poster for JURASSIC PARK (1993), directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Sam Neill - BOTD in 1947

I am anti-car and this car rules. Bring back sealed beam headlights and steelies.

the west coast road trip builds character. you do not truly become a fan until you’ve waited all damn day to watch your team get walked off by the angels and gone to bed sad at 12:43 AM

The City of Chicago:

dude, you're endangering the eggs. Take this down.

Randy's Donuts and Space Shuttle Endeavour in 2012.

big do-nut drive-in, inglewood, california, 1976

You sure you don't want to stick around?

Me, except it's rhizophagy YouTube videos.

I can't wait until a Bluesky baseball historian does a 360º windmill dunk on this post by saying there was a game at Pimlico in 1873 where "Lip" Pike of the Baltimore Canaries hit two home runs off Bobby Matthews of the New York Mutuals.

This BARELY beat out the Tom Jones/Nina Persson cover of "Burning Down The House" and "Number One Spot" by Ludacris.

The O'Hearn/Laureano Bump.

Pray the Shelleyheads don't find this.

I’m beginning to think Q-tip was going to kick it regardless of our answer

Thread on a show which got plenty of hype, but also not enough. The "Michael Clayton" of TV shows. The official TV show of Bluesky.

went to the store

logging onto roku channel dot roku dot com at 11:15 am to watch my decimated baltimore orioles play in a little league park

me: Sometimes if you call a toad a frog, people will try to correct you. They'll say it's a toad, not a frog, but a toad is really an informal term. Taxonomically it's a species of frog the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster

Steelers PR team found the perfect time to drop this on a Thursday so they can start the weekend early instead of waiting until 4:59 pm tomorrow.

We are about to get the unauthorized biography of Old Macdonald.

bringing this over

Shelley, Mary. 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯; 𝘖𝘳, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘴. 1st ed., Lackington, Hughes, Harding, Mavor & Jones, 1818.

What happened to living in hermitic isolation atop a casino? Where are the billionaires shooting wrestling coaches of this era? Go fly balloons or die on the Titanic

"On Wednesday, May 28th... meteorologists and climate scientists from across the country will give virtual 20-minute talks continuously as we share our work and why it matters for every American.” - Prof. Marshall Shepherd

1. Hilarious to believe him on this 2. Even more hilarious if you do to not ask him "what the fuck are you talking about man"

Inadvertent Chris Fleming Grad Student Shuffle Bingo.

Interlinked.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

A dozen concerned underlings debating whether or not to publish his drafts, asking "what is 'ALF?'" in a dozen different languages. Beautiful.

Have you heard the [BAD] news?

People are rightly criticizing this because of what a dick move it is, but I feel like how little sense it makes is going underemphasized

Wouldja look at that.