At an old gig, we used to search recipe reviews for "hubby" and jokingly treated "the hubby" like it was an animal we were cataloging the zoological features of, e.g., "The hubby does not enjoy nutmeg." "The hubby struggles to find large enough portions in the wild." etc, etc.

This is like how you can find all the funniest Yelp reviews by searching “rude to my fiancée”

Related: look up how many Children of the Corn movies there are

he is not helping

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

As y'all have probably heard, there has been a lot of ICE activity on the North Side of Chicago today. At least four people were kidnapped by ICE in the Rogers Park neighborhood. Folks mobilized throughout the day to do ICE Watch and Rapid Response work.

Ol’ Oedipus Rex he LOVES to have sex! Loves to knock out his Pop! Uh oh’d his Mama, stars in Greek Drama- Hope this myth don’t darn stop! his life is so cool and he Rex so he rule I hope his darn myth don’t stop

Ada Utterdyke www.findagrave.com/memorial/108...

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics. More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

When I was in the Message Board Wars, there was a guy whose hobby was installing Linux in slightly different ways over and over.

🚨 ICE spotted in Rogers Park. Be alert y’all, know your rights and record/report anything you witness.

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

The 4 young conservative fashion archetypes: Guy who wants to look grown up Internet dork “I’m an anime villain” Girl with the worst vibes on earth

new superego podcast episodes are coming soon

Was completely on purpose

you must be sleep jokin if you think I'm listening to that

Don't worry, Mungle is here.

Grounding my kids because they deep fried mee-maw

TWOAPW #210: INTO THE WOODS @mattielubchansky.com and the lads grab their cow as white as milk, their cape as red as blood, their hair as yellow as corn, their slipper as pure as gold, and feed a potion to a rapping witch as they cover Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s 1986 fairy tale musical.

Stephen Sondheim played Among Us

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

10 horror movies to get to know me by Reanimator You’re Next Return of the Living Dead The Haunting of Hill House The Void The Taking of Deborah Logan Shocker Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Noroi: The Curse The Frighteners

If you’re going to correct me about something make it count like Scott did. Thanks Scott

No. He was trying to secure a copy to show his daughter when he rented the Memphian Theater in Memphis. It wasn't available, so he settled on the James Bond movie The Spy Who Loved Me. That was August 10, 1977. He died six nights later.

Supposedly Elvis was going to see Star Wars days before he died but he decided to cancel at the last minute

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

One thing I think is missing from the Licorice Allsorts afghan design is a blue as lots of mixes include it. I feel like the designer realized this too as the photo is styled with aqua yarn not used in the pattern

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

We are ripe for a Christine remake. American car culture has never been more rancid

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Since I’m getting a little attention for one thing I organized, please come to the next event I’m putting on! Windy Pop Weekender is a 2-day twee and indie pop fest at Cole’s Bar October 18-19 www.windypopweekender.com Weekend passes $50 with code SWEATERWEATHER

We’re doing it again! This Friday at Nighthawk (4744 N Kimball) www.instagram.com/p/DPffxcRjRA...

Personally, I prefer Dwayne Johnson's earlier films

One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything

I am so glad Paul Vallas isn't mayor of Chicago right now I am so glad Paul Vallas isn't mayor of Chicago right now I am so glad Paul Vallas isn't mayor of Chicago right now I am so glad Paul Vallas isn't mayor of Chicago right now I am so glad Paul Vallas isn't mayor of Chicago right now I am so gl

The Breeders - No Aloha youtu.be/lt4um_Yl3r8

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

being gentle and kind shouldn’t be controversial. *i* shouldn’t be controversial! and yet…here we are *facepalmemoji*

it's crazy she calls her staff "Jeanketeers" in this letter

In case you didn't see last week, shirts available at www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8098... in time for the next No Kings protest on Saturday the 18th. I think even a tapestry to make your own sign. And once you get it, send a picture of yourself wearing it to advertise it more in time for next week.

Me and who?

It’s not even 10 a.m., and so much has unfolded in Chicago: – Illinois sues Trump over the National Guard deployment – Mayor Brandon Johnson bans city property use for immigration enforcement – Journalists and protesters sue the feds over Broadview violence