Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

Every show has at least 1 person who’s job it is to listen to these stories and try to get them TV-segment ready. I think.

Me watching this bsky.app/profile/just...

Ah yes

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

New Jersey turkeys have a "slightly coarser, grainier" meat than ordinary turkeys but the "frisson of carrion tang" in the gizzard has made them #1 Thanksgiving fare for discerning gourmets.

People get so mad when they find out how it’s pronounced

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore I feel like we need this

In like 2012 @arr.bsky.social invented the “Loko Classico” — a 5-Hour-Energy poured into a neutered Four Loko — and the only times I’ve committed meaningful property crimes came after an evening of them

Vin Diesel tried to save us and we turned our backs on him

Do you read Sutter Kane, Charlie Brown?

A person can drown in as little as 6 inches of cuddle

maybe i am going insane

the truth is that we all think of ourselves has "knowing things" and "having opinions" but for all of us, like 50% of our thoughts are stored in other people

There' also a Habitat version, in case you missed it: www.tom-cox.com/the-true-sto...

“311 I am ready to fight” -Scott Stapp

The only way to do this is go with the first one that comes to mind, otherwise I'll be here all day. youtu.be/bPgXYPJC2uA?...

was looking for a cute cricut project to make with my kid and found this terrible stanley cup sticker template. Swingers, learn to edit!!

i cannot stress this enough: that mermaid has a sword and a shield

My less-online-then-me wife got this from the library and I did a Homer Simpson yell when I saw it

I looked around a bit and this is the closest I could find m.youtube.com/watch?v=mOTP...

Plants of the Past: Popular 1970s House Plants www.house-plant-hobbyist.com/blog/2019/3/...

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Annual reminder that You’re Next is a Thanksgiving movie m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUQ...

How do we get Gretchen on Blank Check?

Looking very presidential sir

Grant Hart - 2541 [USA, alternative rock] (1988) - Former Hüsker Dü drummer drops this solo gem on his way to illustrious obscurity https://redd.it/1p1nhfx https://youtu.be/lCsYUIQ3sZo

A+ band name

LOOK AT IT

Every restaurant charges too much for a salad and this place charges even more. I know what vegetables cost

A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges

🎵It's the most Jollibee time of the year🎵

Welcome to Fart City

Me and the other dads are working on our own k-pop demon hunters where the Highwaymen fight skeletons in cowboy hats

There's a stuntman/choreographer named Vlad Rimberg who's very good at Sammo Hung-style "stocky guy who is way faster than he looks" fighting and he's at the top of my wish cast list for a live-action Everett True series youtu.be/hrlPoVLQn8I?...

She’s right it’s normal. I SAID-

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

It's saturday you beautiful bastards www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dQ5...

Complaining about turkey? Skill issue

Erol Otus #gammaworld #d&d #dungeons&dragons

my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable

*Soulcalibur announcer voice* Quinoa