Vomited over a railing in Alerce Andino National Park in Chile, the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. The puke must have fallen hundreds of feet.

Only 1576590 more studies needed until anyone with the power to do this on a large scale will admit UBI works

Must have been stressful to be a dude in 1963. You would have had to know the whereabouts of these fellas at all times to make sure you didn’t bring your girl into the same zip code.

Putting this in @shoe.bsky.social ‘s GET REKT Ring of Honor

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We have to keep Olivia Nuzzi away from Dick Van Dyke

Quad Cities-style pizza, specifically Harris Pizza, is my hometown slop and it is INCREDIBLE.

Jesus to his disciples:

Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas

It is scary how frequently we encounter these extremely multi-drug resistant gram(-) organisms in routine clinical practice these days. This Providencia isolate is resistant to everything we tested it against (including salvage drugs not shown) Antimicrobial resistance is a very real threat.

Sounds like he just decided hunting people would be fun.

SOME PIG (derogatory).

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

me upon arriving in the British Isles: I'll allow these people to keep their celtic culture as much as possible and make peace me after seeing them eating eels: get ready to learn latin, buddy

*spits out coffee*

I love that every foreign country knows all you have to do is tell Trump he's the best President ever and give him a gold bar. Like we can be bought for nothing now. No need for ambassadors or advisors anymore. Just bring Trump some gold and he'll let us drill in the middle of Yellowstone Park

youtube.com/shorts/-C2Bs... Just like that.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.* *Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy

I assume most people imagine the Romans being sacked by the Visigoths every other week, but historically, this is decline; institutions become sclerotic and things that seem unthinkable are suddenly real and slapping you in the face with no reprieve

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

yeah idk

I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.

the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"

The President of the United States being a client of and a facilitator for a major child trafficking ring - and giving sweet federal jobs to the people who helped cover it up - is the biggest Journalism Story since perhaps ever, and it is being covered less than Biden stuttering.

trump is almost certainly not only a child rapist but a person in on the trafficking, and it’s bizarre that it isn’t framed that way and talked about in the press

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

My last word on the matter

Show me how this tweet is wrong

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Alpha King Trump posting little away messages like “Oh, okay, I can’t do whatever I want because it’s ILLEGAL all of a sudden? I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then. If anyone even cares”

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

#souvenirsaturday in Nashville mid 1980s, with the Garth man! 🤠 #garthbrooks

“Last spring, Quinn decided to leave… “I could either stay and ruin myself and my career and my mental health and my relationship with my children, or I could go and continue to practice OB, which had always been my dream”

I know it’s not him but I will always believe in my heart that this was Sam Rockwell

I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

People don't realize that the last threads of the systems that generally keep things humming and functional in our supremely fragile and interconnected economy were ripped apart months ago. Cancelled flights are but just the start of what will crumble around us. Plan accordingly, if you can.

Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism

From the top rope