Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Let’s hear it for Mustard Vinaigrette Partial Custody

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Darkness came on

Out of the sea there rise storms and monsters, but no evil powers: evil is of earth. And there is no sea, no running of river or spring, in the dark land where once Ged had gone. Death is the dry place.

Publicly executing every single member of the Confederate “congress” and “cabinet,” along with every military officer ranked higher than Captain and every slave-owning male in 1865-66 would have really solved a lot of downstream problems. It wasn’t that many people to kill. Should have done it.

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

On this 9th day of April, in the Year of our Lord 2026, of the Independence of the United States of America the 249th, and of its enforced preservation the 162nd, let me be the first to wish you happy The Penalty of Treason is Death ~ No North, No South, The Union Forever Day 😊

TNT mentioned

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

In a perverse sort of way, it’s hilarious how whenever anyone is like “bad things are bad,” someone in this administration pops up and is like “LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT” in a Cobra Commander voice.

still just stunned at how badly this all went for Trump * started completely unnecessary war by murdering a bunch of little girls * cemented hardline IRGC control of Iran and gave them the strait of hormuz * turbofucked the global energy market * accomplished literally none of his supposed goals

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

Me going to bed every night: oh boy oh boy oh boy BEDTIME

I followed the algorithm until I got here, possibly the best in this format:

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

if I ever write anything anywhere in support of tucker carlson, I would like to be trepanned. please direct the appropriate medical and legal authorities to this post as needed

2017: the news is looking rather grim, but your ninja creami deluxe is only three stops away 2027: the news is looking rather grim, but you spotted a plump rat for the first time in days

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

Happy 17776

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

In Copenhagen a few weeks ago, I was shown a Danish app that tells users which products are American, so that they know not to buy them. At the time it was the most popular app in the country. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Your non toxic masculinity post of the morning

Blake Griffin is a legitimately hilarious dude youtube.com/shorts/UPCyB...

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

Gotta make these for real

I fully believe that 99% of us who keep thinking about how cool it would be to go to space would straight up lose our minds and have a nervous breakdown if we ever experienced what being there is like

John Waters stuns on the cover of Baltimore Magazine

St. Joseph, Missouri. Fuckin YUCK.

so @gendercrook.bsky.social and I did a thing

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you. Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

You know if you think about it Jesus was also self-rising

one time I was walking into the bar and saw someone beating the shit out of a guy who was already on the ground and before I could intervene a regular was like, oh, no, he was sticking his fingers into girls’ mouths. see that same kind of thing on here every day

Can this be real? Seriously?

Get this coach on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social she is incredible @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social

Last night was the night that Donald Trump truly became president forever.

I’m working on a story about this claim and I’ll give you a spoiler: it’s not true

This is a wonderful idea, sir. You've done it again!

The United States should abolish the presidency and become a parliamentary democracy

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

AI could never reference a Wizard of Id strip from 1968 to describe the sound somebody makes when a baseball hits them in the dick. It's just not possible.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts