Charlie Kauffman
@charliekauffman.bsky.social
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Aging, but tidy. Peoria, Illinois.
Vomited over a railing in Alerce Andino National Park in Chile, the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. The puke must have fallen hundreds of feet.
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Anxious Rage
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Only 1576590 more studies needed until anyone with the power to do this on a large scale will admit UBI works
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Dan Baldassarre
3 days ago
Must have been stressful to be a dude in 1963. You would have had to know the whereabouts of these fellas at all times to make sure you didn’t bring your girl into the same zip code.
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‘s GET REKT Ring of Honor
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3 days ago
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greaver
3 days ago
Hi! I've just graduated, so I'm now currently looking for work! I'm a jack of all trades illustrator, animator, modeller, designer, etc. with experience running an indie pilot. If you need any of that done, consider shooting me an Email or DM !
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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
4 days ago
We have to keep Olivia Nuzzi away from Dick Van Dyke
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Quad Cities-style pizza, specifically Harris Pizza, is my hometown slop and it is INCREDIBLE.
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4 days ago
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Coach Finstock
4 days ago
Jesus to his disciples:
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
5 days ago
Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
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BK. Titanji
5 days ago
It is scary how frequently we encounter these extremely multi-drug resistant gram(-) organisms in routine clinical practice these days. This Providencia isolate is resistant to everything we tested it against (including salvage drugs not shown) Antimicrobial resistance is a very real threat.
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The People's Fabric
5 days ago
Sounds like he just decided hunting people would be fun.
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Andrea Pitzer
6 days ago
SOME PIG (derogatory).
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Scorigami
6 days ago
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jane
7 days ago
me upon arriving in the British Isles: I'll allow these people to keep their celtic culture as much as possible and make peace me after seeing them eating eels: get ready to learn latin, buddy
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David Austin Walsh
7 days ago
*spits out coffee*
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Coach Finstock
7 days ago
I love that every foreign country knows all you have to do is tell Trump he's the best President ever and give him a gold bar. Like we can be bought for nothing now. No need for ambassadors or advisors anymore. Just bring Trump some gold and he'll let us drill in the middle of Yellowstone Park
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JunkboxJim
7 days ago
youtube.com/shorts/-C2Bs...
Just like that.
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Watch a SKILLED Cooper Make a Wine Jug in 1982!
YouTube video by Earth Uncovered
https://youtube.com/shorts/-C2BstTvmXM?si=n8o4kbfoWJAiyScz
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Alexandria ⛯
8 days ago
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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David_j_roth
7 days ago
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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BeijingPalmer
8 days ago
theonion.com/george-w-bus...
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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
President Bush has a new hobby — painting! — and he’s showing off some new watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares.
https://theonion.com/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends-g-1819595637/
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good hyuck, babe!
9 days ago
KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
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Paul Waldman
10 days ago
This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.* *Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy
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Katie
10 days ago
I assume most people imagine the Romans being sacked by the Visigoths every other week, but historically, this is decline; institutions become sclerotic and things that seem unthinkable are suddenly real and slapping you in the face with no reprieve
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Alyssa Long
10 days ago
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Tim Dickinson
10 days ago
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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molly conger
11 days ago
every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
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Bobson Dugnutt
10 days ago
yeah idk
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LegalEagle
11 days ago
I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
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phil
11 days ago
the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱
11 days ago
The President of the United States being a client of and a facilitator for a major child trafficking ring - and giving sweet federal jobs to the people who helped cover it up - is the biggest Journalism Story since perhaps ever, and it is being covered less than Biden stuttering.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
11 days ago
trump is almost certainly not only a child rapist but a person in on the trafficking, and it’s bizarre that it isn’t framed that way and talked about in the press
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madeline odent
12 days ago
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
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Thom
12 days ago
My last word on the matter
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Patrick Fenelon
13 days ago
Show me how this tweet is wrong
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Patrick Monahan
13 days ago
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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Patrick Monahan
14 days ago
Alpha King Trump posting little away messages like “Oh, okay, I can’t do whatever I want because it’s ILLEGAL all of a sudden? I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then. If anyone even cares”
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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Brendel
14 days ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Raffi_RC
15 days ago
#souvenirsaturday
in Nashville mid 1980s, with the Garth man! 🤠
#garthbrooks
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Kathleen Bachynski
16 days ago
“Last spring, Quinn decided to leave… “I could either stay and ruin myself and my career and my mental health and my relationship with my children, or I could go and continue to practice OB, which had always been my dream”
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I know it’s not him but I will always believe in my heart that this was Sam Rockwell
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utopia deferred
16 days ago
I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol
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Dave Jamieson
16 days ago
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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Leah Shaffer
16 days ago
People don't realize that the last threads of the systems that generally keep things humming and functional in our supremely fragile and interconnected economy were ripped apart months ago. Cancelled flights are but just the start of what will crumble around us. Plan accordingly, if you can.
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illumi
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Aaron Rupar
17 days ago
Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
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Jesse
17 days ago
From the top rope
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