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I forgot to put “Bo Burnham releases some insanely genius thing” on my 2026 bingo card but this is me predicting it. He’s been quiet too long.

It’s funny how changing one thing can take a picture from “traumatic reminder” to “fucking hilarious”

Portland has these free cookies for t girls to go with their coffee

this is nice

Im dying, sometimes you just find a post on the internet that you think, it *has* to be satire, but you know deep in your heart of hearts that its not.

Mood

A lot of things are horrible and bad, but here is a little cat with a sore paw that can only be cured by a shot of whipped cream.

Good morning @maracox.bsky.social

Brand new sentence

@hulcricket.bsky.social we need to go back to the international store and find these

Spicy pickled green beans and sauerkraut

If I still had a dick it would be at full mast

Starting the day strong with a good wiggle

Mfw I'm absolutely fucking zooted on Hermies Home grown and im trying to keep it together:

So it turns out she does know how to play with toys

This is why you don't argue on the internet

@hulcricket.bsky.social these are so unnaturally blue

Jesper Myrfors, Magic the Gathering first Art Director, about women in fantasy (as subjects of a drawing and as artists). It feels as needed in 2025 as it was back then, though one can certainly appreciate his vision when MtG was just an oddity in board game shops.

“Hey Kamigawa art team, did you finish the legendary snakes I asked you for?” “Sure did, boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked”

"Hey hunny, watch this" @hulcricket.bsky.social : "ohh yea! Right in the beans!

Merry Christmas @hulcricket.bsky.social

Good morning @maracox.bsky.social I found you a car

What if @hulcricket.bsky.social

Good morning my love @hulcricket.bsky.social

BIG & BREAKING: The City of Charlottesville, Virginia has announced they’ve made the decision to cease the use of Flock ALPR cameras and the mass surveillance technology will be removed!!! Justice forward! cvillerightnow.com/news/208802-...

New release: Multiplayer Battletech 3025 (2001 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/multiplayer-battletech-3025-zi1 #abandonware

Preach

Good morning hole dwellers!!!

This really would have improved the experience

@maracox.bsky.social your perfect man

Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams. #UniversalHealthcare #UBI

for real

Good morning @hulcricket.bsky.social

11/10 work

Cannot wait for Thanksgiving

THE SHADOW SETS ON BA SING SE CABBAGE STOCKS PLUMMETING SPIDERS FUMIGATED A NEW DAWN RISES

Good afternoon @hulcricket.bsky.social

Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again

Absolutely team Dizzy

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

How your email finds me

Starting the day off with a good wiggle

Ok, but I NEED this

Me: stops making memes on my computer Also me: starts hand painting memes on magic cards

this is such an amazing film. Had me laughing and scratching my head at the absurdity of it.

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

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