elmo should not be collaborating with blippi. it’s like when they make paul mccartney perform with jelly roll at the grammys. this is beneath you elmo

just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home

pretty stunning chart

The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory

This shit is a war crime.

“Yeah, aliens are real. Where do you think we got YouTube from? Fuck it, Mothman too. That’s how we got Bin Laden. Bigfoot works at the VA. I don’t give a shit anymore. Ask Joe about the hollow earth. Fuck it.”

Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

NBC fell ass backwards into the massive success of Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart/Leslie Jones a decade ago and assumed the takeaway was “people love Snoop Dogg at the Olympics” and not “people like unexpected new ideas that bring joy to the broadcast.”

Me whenever a new Olympics sport appears on TV, even if the screen says it's "LIVE"

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

Me when we are dominating at curling

Zohran genuinely loves the people of his city and wants the best for them. It’s astonishing how much we’ve all been starved of that by our leaders.

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

Even in Australia!

it would suck to be on an amazing adventure in a strange and magical land with a talking lion and then one day you're like, Oh god fucking damn it this is all catholic isn't it

The “Fuck ICE” chants have spread all the way across the world to the match in Sydney, Australia tonight. Never seen anything like it

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

The most Capitalist Hell American thing I can think of is Republicans dropping 38B into industrial parks owned by Republicans and turning them into concentration camps

if you were white in the years 1965-1976 and you heard somebody's voice played backwards on a record there is a 33% chance you got so scared that you had to go to the hospital

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

you can't be like "Christina Hendricks hubba hubba" you need to post "she should do credit card fraud on me" over a picture of Janice the muppet

In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p

The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.

I miss the era when things were otherwise running so uneventfully the press would feast on a sex scandal like this until someone blinked.

[wins silver] I stole the Lindbergh baby

this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

There are ~90 million people alive today because of USAID. Russ Vought illegally shut it down and now is spending the money on himself. These are deeply evil people. www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

greatest headline of my adult life

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

while i like the summer olympics more, in general, i definitely shout “get over here! look at these maniacs!” a lot more during the winter games

I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.